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Old 03-12-2013, 10:21 PM  
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Alex Smith is a frog that won't sing or dance
There's this hilarious post on reddit that was made by a Bengals fan right after their playoff loss to the Houston Texans for the second consecutive year.

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"ANDY DALTON THROWS 47 TOUCHDOWNS IN HIS FIRST TWO YEARS, GOOD FOR 3RD ON THE ALL TIME LIST IN THAT NARROW CATEGORY BUT WHEN EVERYONE LOOKS, HE TURNS INTO THAT GODDAMN FROG IN THE HAT THAT WON'T SING OR DANCE!"
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And here's what happens when the guy tries to show the frog to a talent agent:



I mean, it's brilliant on a few levels. One is its connection to Andy Dalton as a TCU Horned Frog. The other is the portrayal of the hobo who discovers him, who knows that if he can make the frog sing and dance at any important event in front of any important talent agent, he'll have all the success and money he could dream of. The reality is very few coaches are able to make their Andy Daltons sing and dance like this, and very often it can be the very thing that gets them fired. At the end of this cartoon, the man puts the frog back in the box and buries him deep under ground, haunted by his explosions into song. Another guy digs up the box by accident, discovers the frog talent, and the process begins all over again. Another *****, another Cassel. Another Gailey, another Fitzpatrick.

And dare I say... another Reid another Alex Smith?

Look, you have Bengals fans that are getting sick of Dalton's shit. You have Texans fans getting sick of Schaub's shit. I have no idea if Falcons fans are sick of Ryan's shit, but it wouldn't surprise me if they were.

My point is I think Alex Smith is doomed. Because at his BEST, he's a singing and dancing frog that performs for the talent agents, but when he gets on stage for an audience, he turns into a ribbitting piece of crap. And you already have fans of these teams that HATE their singing and dancing frogs.

We haven't had a singing and dancing frog since Trent Green. We've been hobos for a long ****ing time. Cassel sang and danced once, but that was only because we were on acid. If we're lucky enough for Alex to be a singing and dancing frog, we're just going to want him replaced anyway.

Umm... actually I don't really have a point here. But there it is anyway.
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:51 PM   #16
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Just goes to show that Chiefs fans are dumber than everyone else (besides Cowboy fans) in the league, as Andy Dalton would be the Second Coming on r/kansascitychiefs.

Seriously. I don't understand how those ****ing assclowns were part of the movement to take down ***** when all of them are 100% behind the Alex Smith move.
This guy ****ing gets it too. MOTHER****ING ROSE BOWL CHAMPION ANDY DALTON FTMFW
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yeah, hes a regular season super hero. Forgets his cape in the playoffs. Isnt that part of the bitch and gripe about alex smith? You guys dont want him because he cant get you to the super bowl?

Make up your ****ing minds.
Alex sure kept his team mired in the swamp against the Giants. 0-fer on 3rd down?

Dalton at least keeps his playoff losses interesting.
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Andy Dalton doesn't have a ****ing noodle arm like Alex Cassel. Get ****ed 9er troll.
you are kidding right? Andy Daltons arm isnt much stronger than Alex's. Im not a troll. I really get tickled by you internet tough bitches. Wouldnt say boo in a bar, but get em on a forum, and they are bad asses. lol.
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Andy Dalton doesn't have a ****ing noodle arm like Alex Cassel. Get ****ed 9er troll.
Yes he does.

Andy Dalton is a ginger Alex Smith.
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Alex sure kept his team mired in the swamp against the Giants. 0-fer on 3rd down?

Dalton at least keeps his playoff losses interesting.
Alex made two CLUTCH ASS THROWS in that game to give his team the lead. Then kyle williams happened. He had the 49ers in a position to win. Any one who doesnt agree with that, is a blind ****ing hater. Period.
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Another thread bashing Alex Smith. Couldn't we just keep it to the 5 we already had?
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Yes he does.

Andy Dalton is a ginger Alex Smith.
No, he doesn't.
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This guy ****ing gets it too. MOTHER****ING ROSE BOWL CHAMPION ANDY DALTON FTMFW
Alex Smith went undefeated at ****ing Utah, and won the fiesta bowl. **** off talking about college accomplishments......
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you are kidding right? Andy Daltons arm isnt much stronger than Alex's. Im not a troll. I really get tickled by you internet tough bitches. Wouldnt say boo in a bar, but get em on a forum, and they are bad asses. lol.
Isn't much stronger is still stronger. Alex Cassel is shit.
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No, he doesn't.
Yes, he does you stupid impotent waste of ****ing oxygen. Andy Dalton is a slightly above average qb. Hes third in his own division by a large margin.

He has one of the top 5 receivers in football that rescues his balloon throws.
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Another thread bashing Alex Smith. Couldn't we just keep it to the 5 we already had?
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Alex Smith went undefeated at ****ing Utah, and won the fiesta bowl. **** off talking about college accomplishments......
THE FIESTA BOWL ISN'T THE GRANDDADDY OF THEM ALL. ANDY DALTON WAS ON ONE OF 5 NON-PAC12 OR BIG10 TEAMS TO WIN THE ROSE BOWL. **** THE FIESTA BOWL.
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Isn't much stronger is still stronger. Alex Cassel is shit.
I dont even think its stronger at all. I just didnt want you to have a full blown reeruns meltdown. So i gave you a little. Andy Dalton is shit.
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No, he doesn't.
If you think Dalton isn't in the bottom 1/3 of the league in arm strength, you don't watch him play much.

He is the AJ Green JUGS machine and little else. Without Green going up and stealing the floated, underthrown ducks that Dalton chucks up there, he'd have hideous numbers.
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