Alex Smith is a frog that won't sing or dance

[RealSNR]

There's this hilarious post on reddit that was made by a Bengals fan right after their playoff loss to the Houston Texans for the second consecutive year.

"ANDY DALTON THROWS 47 TOUCHDOWNS IN HIS FIRST TWO YEARS, GOOD FOR 3RD ON THE ALL TIME LIST IN THAT NARROW CATEGORY BUT WHEN EVERYONE LOOKS, HE TURNS INTO THAT GODDAMN FROG IN THE HAT THAT WON'T SING OR DANCE!"

For people who don't know what the hell he's talking about:


And here's what happens when the guy tries to show the frog to a talent agent:



I mean, it's brilliant on a few levels. One is its connection to Andy Dalton as a TCU Horned Frog. The other is the portrayal of the hobo who discovers him, who knows that if he can make the frog sing and dance at any important event in front of any important talent agent, he'll have all the success and money he could dream of. The reality is very few coaches are able to make their Andy Daltons sing and dance like this, and very often it can be the very thing that gets them fired. At the end of this cartoon, the man puts the frog back in the box and buries him deep under ground, haunted by his explosions into song. Another guy digs up the box by accident, discovers the frog talent, and the process begins all over again. Another *****, another Cassel. Another Gailey, another Fitzpatrick.

And dare I say... another Reid another Alex Smith?

Look, you have Bengals fans that are getting sick of Dalton's shit. You have Texans fans getting sick of Schaub's shit. I have no idea if Falcons fans are sick of Ryan's shit, but it wouldn't surprise me if they were.

My point is I think Alex Smith is doomed. Because at his BEST, he's a singing and dancing frog that performs for the talent agents, but when he gets on stage for an audience, he turns into a ribbitting piece of crap. And you already have fans of these teams that HATE their singing and dancing frogs.

We haven't had a singing and dancing frog since Trent Green. We've been hobos for a long ****ing time. Cassel sang and danced once, but that was only because we were on acid. If we're lucky enough for Alex to be a singing and dancing frog, we're just going to want him replaced anyway.

Umm... actually I don't really have a point here. But there it is anyway.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan

Gee, a dumbass from Texas, who spent his saturdays watching TCU football because texas football hasnt mattered since vince young, slurping hard on a TCU qb....

Im STUNNED.

You are ****ing stupid. Look at my name dipshit. I was born and raised in KC. I went to TCU. If UT burned down tomorrow, I would have one of the biggest parties IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan

To be fair. Not a single one of those qbs you named has even won a playoff game.

Alex Smith has.

Had his team a game away from the Super Bowl his last full year as a starter, right??

Was leading NFL in passer efficiency when he got hurt last year??

Hmmmmm...

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by Driving Wheel

lots of Ravens fans were sick of Joe Flacco's shit until about a month and a half ago...

Joe Flacco has done nothing but sing and dance throughout his NFL career.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by SNR

This is the kind of shit that Hootie never looks at. He's always going on about me needing that "one" post that makes me a CP legend. Yet he shoots this kind of stuff down all the time.

The man doesn't know what's good for him, I tell ya!

Sorry I raped your thread. I hoped it would spark discussion on how great Andy Dalton is. I guess his and my overwhelming awesomeness have stifled discussion.

[MMXcalibur]

It's going to be a very long couple years for those of you who don't just suck it up and accept that Alex Smith is a Kansas City Chief for the near future. I'm no fan of the trade or the acquisition, but I can't see myself doing another 3-4 years of constant head banging. If the Chiefs lose (again), I'll laugh and move on. If I've learned anything from the previous regime, its that I can take a Chiefs loss without it ruining my day, afternoon, or immediate hour after the game is over.

[Rasputin]

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan

thats the problem though. No matter what Alex Smith does. if he lets say a typical stat line for him.

he goes 16-20 for 240 yards, 2 tds, 0 ints, and its a win. People will bitch because his numbers werent good enough, and if it wasnt for jamaal charles rushing for 150 yards, and the defense carrying alex smith, they would of lost.

The shit is never going to change. Thats the beauty of sissy girls sitting on a forum. Where as if they were face to face with Alex Smith, "oh alex great game!"

Haters gonna hate.

So you are calling Andy Reid a lier? Andy Reid wants to pass the ball more than run the ball yet your suggesting that's not what we are going to do? We are still going rely on the run game with Jamaal Charles & the defense is going have to keep teams from scoring 20+ points on us. We can win game despite Alex Smith like we did 2010 with Matt Cassell. Then what do we do in the playoffs?

[Mav]

Originally Posted by Driving Wheel

Had his team a game away from the Super Bowl his last full year as a starter, right??

Was leading NFL in passer efficiency when he got hurt last year??

Hmmmmm...

preaching to the choir bro. I see alex bringing the same kind of leadership here that he showed the past year and a half for the 49ers.

[Mav]

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

So you are calling Andy Reid a lier? Andy Reid wants to pass the ball more than run the ball yet your suggesting that's not what we are going to do? We are still going rely on the run game with Jamaal Charles & the defense is going have to keep teams from scoring 20+ points on us. We can win game despite Alex Smith like we did 2010 with Matt Cassell. Then what do we do in the playoffs?

Sighs. If you arent trailing, most teams dont continue to pass. Not sure if you have noticed, but in the past few years, the eagles are trailing a lot, and having to throw. I do not believe that you will have to worry about that with Alex Smith as your qb. I believe you will be leading quite a bit. I believe your defense is much better than what showed last year.

[Ming the Merciless]

Will you stick around when Alex Smith sucks it up so Bad fhd fans are calling for Daniels?

[Rasputin]

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan

Sighs. If you arent trailing, most teams dont continue to pass. Not sure if you have noticed, but in the past few years, the eagles are trailing a lot, and having to throw. I do not believe that you will have to worry about that with Alex Smith as your qb. I believe you will be leading quite a bit. I believe your defense is much better than what showed last year.

Dude Andy Reid came out and said his philosphy is to pass and keep passing. Has nothing to do with the lead or if behind he wants to pass the ball and mix in the run. That is what he wants our offense to be about and that is where I think that Alex Smith is going to faulter if he expect Alex to pass that much per game. Alex Smith is ok at less than 25 pass attempts a game but more than that he will be getting in trouble.

[Mav]

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

Will you stick around when Alex Smith sucks it up so Bad fhd fans are calling for Daniels?

im not going any where goat raper. Ill be here. If nothing else just to piss you off.

[Mav]

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

Dude Andy Reid came out and said his philosphy is to pass and keep passing. Has nothing to do with the lead or if behind he wants to pass the ball and mix in the run. That is what he wants our offense to be about and that is where I think that Alex Smith is going to faulter if he expect Alex to pass that much per game. Alex Smith is ok at less than 25 pass attempts a game but more than that he will be getting in trouble.

I hadnt seen that. If that is the case, then i am less than optimistic about Alex Smiths chance at success.

[Ming the Merciless]

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan

im not going any where goat raper. Ill be here. If nothing else just to piss you off.

<3 you too hun

[Mav]

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

<3 you too hun

[Rasputin]

Originally Posted by Alex Smith Fan

I hadnt seen that. If that is the case, then i am less than optimistic about Alex Smiths chance at success.

Imo if Andy Reid wants success out of Alex Smith then he should do it the same as Harbaugh with the run and play action pass. However that is not the type of offense Andy Reid runs or wants to run here so I'm afraid his expectations & putting extra pass attempts for Alex Smith to make is going add much pressure and increase chance of fail. Defenses are going to key on Alex Smith and pumble him into the dirt.

This is why I don't think Alex Smith is a good fit for Andy Reid offense regardless if it is WC. I don't think Alex Smith can hold up to the pressure of a pass first offense.