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Old 03-12-2013, 10:21 PM  
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Alex Smith is a frog that won't sing or dance
There's this hilarious post on reddit that was made by a Bengals fan right after their playoff loss to the Houston Texans for the second consecutive year.

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"ANDY DALTON THROWS 47 TOUCHDOWNS IN HIS FIRST TWO YEARS, GOOD FOR 3RD ON THE ALL TIME LIST IN THAT NARROW CATEGORY BUT WHEN EVERYONE LOOKS, HE TURNS INTO THAT GODDAMN FROG IN THE HAT THAT WON'T SING OR DANCE!"
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And here's what happens when the guy tries to show the frog to a talent agent:



I mean, it's brilliant on a few levels. One is its connection to Andy Dalton as a TCU Horned Frog. The other is the portrayal of the hobo who discovers him, who knows that if he can make the frog sing and dance at any important event in front of any important talent agent, he'll have all the success and money he could dream of. The reality is very few coaches are able to make their Andy Daltons sing and dance like this, and very often it can be the very thing that gets them fired. At the end of this cartoon, the man puts the frog back in the box and buries him deep under ground, haunted by his explosions into song. Another guy digs up the box by accident, discovers the frog talent, and the process begins all over again. Another *****, another Cassel. Another Gailey, another Fitzpatrick.

And dare I say... another Reid another Alex Smith?

Look, you have Bengals fans that are getting sick of Dalton's shit. You have Texans fans getting sick of Schaub's shit. I have no idea if Falcons fans are sick of Ryan's shit, but it wouldn't surprise me if they were.

My point is I think Alex Smith is doomed. Because at his BEST, he's a singing and dancing frog that performs for the talent agents, but when he gets on stage for an audience, he turns into a ribbitting piece of crap. And you already have fans of these teams that HATE their singing and dancing frogs.

We haven't had a singing and dancing frog since Trent Green. We've been hobos for a long ****ing time. Cassel sang and danced once, but that was only because we were on acid. If we're lucky enough for Alex to be a singing and dancing frog, we're just going to want him replaced anyway.

Umm... actually I don't really have a point here. But there it is anyway.
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Old 03-13-2013, 09:45 AM   #121
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It appears the short term plan is to stablize the franchise. I t doesn't appear Clark/Dorsey/Reid was willing to take another chance on a slow rebuild again. Basically another 3 or 4 win season. Can't risk losing more of the fanbase.
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So his answer is to do exactly what we did to have 3 and 4 win seasons?...

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Old 03-13-2013, 09:49 AM   #122
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So his answer is to do exactly what we did to have 3 and 4 win seasons?...
Heh, on paper yes. But Smith + Reid and staff > Cassel + Haley and staff
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What about the long term and saavy fans they have alienated to the point of defection? Great plan!
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Old 03-13-2013, 09:57 AM   #124
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The dancing frog is an awsome sports analogy. I'd argue that the closest thing the Royals have is Luke Hochevar. He occasionally flashes ace stuff, but in the 5th inning, he just sits on the stage and ribbits.
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Fans don't defect. The ones that do are pretending to be fans. And good riddance.

I have been a fan of this team, this uniform, since their Super Bowl win. I have lived through the hopelessness of the late70s-80s and the hopeful 90s and early 00s. Bottom line is it's the name, the logo and the uniform you stay loyal to. People who fill those uniforms come and go. We can only hope that one of these times, finally the right group of people will fill them and we will see glory again. Any deviation from that degree of loyalty disqualifies one from calling himself a fan.
Great take Adolph; go **** yourself.
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Alex Smith on national TV, in a divisional game against the saints, not ONCE but twice scored in the last 4 minutes. Including one of the most clutch throws of all time.



To all the Alex Smith haters. Suck a dick.
Just think, had he not been oh-for-107 on 3rd down in that game, they wouldn't have even been IN THE POSITION of needing to score twice in 4 minutes.
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