Chiefs Do You Suffer From LCS?(Lil' Chiefy Syndrome) - Page 3

Sweet Daddy Hate · 08:19 AM

CHIEFSPLANET CLINIC MEMORANDUM:

For release: 05-25-2013.
To: All Clinic Staff

ACHTUNG! WARNING!
It has come to our notice that a new, horrific, and even more useless strain of TFS has entered in to the general populace of the Chiefs fan base. For a refresher of the symptoms of TFS, please visit the following link: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5657893
Unfortunately, and with the arrival of new Head Coach Andy Reid, the TFS strain has now mutated and is creating a new level of dumbassery that will require further testing, data, and treatment. The following is the new short-form questionnaire to be used in field-testing:

1) Do you lie awake at night dreaming of super bowl wins, yet get excited when the Chiefs take a lineman in the top 10?

2) Do you believe "improved coaching" can take a 2-14 team that drafts lineman at 1.1, and trades for other teams' Quarterbacks all the way to said Super Bowl?

3) Were you in a coma during the ***** Administration?

4) Does the prospect of leftover Shitloaf for dinner make your mouth water?

5) Does the currently circulating gif. of a True Fan Fatty celebrating the pick of Eric Fisher make you feel "kinda' happy" inside?

6) When the Chiefs make a move that you KNOW is horseshit, do you eventually just accept it, don your red on Sunday's, and really hope that you'll end up being wrong even though the possibility of that happening is about the same odds of Hootie ever becoming worth a shit in this life?

If so, you have more than likely been infected with LCS(Lil' Chiefy Syndrome).
Unfortuantely, there is no cure at this time. We of the institute must collect more data as the season goes on to determine possible antidotes. Until then, we encourage you to have a sip of Antifreeze, report to the nearest dumpster, light it on fire, and throw yourself in. Really, you're doing humanity a favor.

Sincerely,

Sweet Daddy Hate
Director of Studies
ChiefsPlanet Clinic

UPDATE:

KNOWN CARRIERS OF THIS DISEASE:

Direckshun
Hootie
Maverick
The Bad Guy
Dave
-King-

Lex Luthor · 05-26-2013, 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

Proof that some shouldn't have thread starting privileges.

LOL, I was about to post exactly the same thing.

BigBeauford · 05-26-2013, 06:50 AM

Alex Smith appologists/ The "waitandseer's": Revoke thread privledges!

Geno Smith ballwashers: LOL!

Same as it ever was.

milkman · 05-26-2013, 06:51 AM

As a fan that hasn't been happy with many, if not most, of the major decisions this team has made since about 1974, I have to say that this is just about the stupidest ****ing thread that I have ever opened.

Dinny Bossa Nova · 05-26-2013, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman

As a fan that hasn't been happy with many, if not most, of the major decisions this team has made since about 1974, I have to say that this is just about the stupidest ****ing thread that I have ever opened.

I'm glad to see you taking it easy on him, milk.

He just doesn't know what he doesn't know.

Dinny

Sweet Daddy Hate · 05-26-2013, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun

You can't leave until you've fulfilled your sentence for the Joeckeling.

Off the table. His position as RT makes wager null and void.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 05-26-2013, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman

As a fan that hasn't been happy with many, if not most, of the major decisions this team has made since about 1974, I have to say that this is just about the stupidest ****ing thread that I have ever opened.

I'm pretty sure I could dig up some threads to surpass your criteria.

Pasta Little Brioni · 05-26-2013, 09:10 AM

Carson and the interceptions may not be topped

**ShortRoundChief** · 05-26-2013, 09:13 AM

When someone tries to force a phrase into the Chiefsplanet lexicon it usually doesn't end well.

Let this thread be the example for all that try. It is like a head on a stick to worn passers by who might attempt the same venture.

Pasta Little Brioni · 05-26-2013, 09:14 AM

Drafturbater is still my fav

**DaFace** · 05-26-2013, 09:15 AM

Wasn't this the guy who said he hasn't really even watched many games lately? Or am I getting him confused with someone else?

**wazu** · 05-26-2013, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy

When someone tries to force a phrase into the Chiefsplanet lexicon it usually doesn't end well.

Let this thread be the example for all that try. It is like a head on a stick to worn passers by who might attempt the same venture.

Hahaha. You are such a Lil Chiefy.

**ShortRoundChief** · 05-26-2013, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wazu

Hahaha. You are such a Lil Chiefy.

I hear lil chiefy and think of a penis

Branden Albert was stroking his Lil Chiefy and came all over his franchise offer.

Hootie · 05-26-2013, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM

Drafturbater is still my fav

youuuuuuu're welcome

Hootie · 05-26-2013, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman

As a fan that hasn't been happy with many, if not most, of the major decisions this team has made since about 1974, I have to say that this is just about the stupidest ****ing thread that I have ever opened.

lol

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-26-2013, 11:27 AM

This thread won't be complete until Doomy comes in and says "What the **** is wrong with you?" LOL

05-25-2013, 02:08 PM
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Do You Suffer From LCS?(Lil' Chiefy Syndrome) CHIEFSPLANET CLINIC MEMORANDUM: For release: 05-25-2013. To: All Clinic Staff ACHTUNG! WARNING! It has come to our notice that a new, horrific, and even more useless strain of TFS has entered in to the general populace of the Chiefs fan base. For a refresher of the symptoms of TFS, please visit the following link: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5657893 Unfortunately, and with the arrival of new Head Coach Andy Reid, the TFS strain has now mutated and is creating a new level of dumbassery that will require further testing, data, and treatment. The following is the new short-form questionnaire to be used in field-testing: 1) Do you lie awake at night dreaming of super bowl wins, yet get excited when the Chiefs take a lineman in the top 10? 2) Do you believe "improved coaching" can take a 2-14 team that drafts lineman at 1.1, and trades for other teams' Quarterbacks all the way to said Super Bowl? 3) Were you in a coma during the *** Administration? 4) Does the prospect of leftover Shitloaf for dinner make your mouth water? 5) Does the currently circulating gif. of a True Fan Fatty celebrating the pick of Eric Fisher make you feel "kinda' happy" inside? 6) When the Chiefs make a move that you KNOW is horseshit, do you eventually just accept it, don your red on Sunday's, and really hope that you'll end up being wrong even though the possibility of that happening is about the same odds of Hootie ever becoming worth a shit in this life? If so, you have more than likely been infected with LCS(Lil' Chiefy Syndrome). Unfortuantely, there is no cure at this time. We of the institute must collect more data as the season goes on to determine possible antidotes. Until then, we encourage you to have a sip of Antifreeze, report to the nearest dumpster, light it on fire, and throw yourself in. Really, you're doing humanity a favor. Sincerely, Sweet Daddy Hate Director of Studies ChiefsPlanet Clinic UPDATE: KNOWN CARRIERS OF THIS DISEASE:** Direckshun Hootie Maverick The Bad Guy Dave -King- Last edited by Sweet Daddy Hate; 06-02-2013 at 08:19 AM..
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05-26-2013, 06:50 AM	#32
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05-26-2013, 06:51 AM	#33
milkman Dumbass! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Leading the Marty bashing Casino cash: $10029395	As a fan that hasn't been happy with many, if not most, of the major decisions this team has made since about 1974, I have to say that this is just about the stupidest ****ing thread that I have ever opened. __________________
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05-26-2013, 09:10 AM	#37
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05-26-2013, 09:13 AM	#38
ShortRoundChief Embrace the love Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Joplin Casino cash: $4177192	When someone tries to force a phrase into the Chiefsplanet lexicon it usually doesn't end well. Let this thread be the example for all that try. It is like a head on a stick to worn passers by who might attempt the same venture.
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05-26-2013, 09:14 AM	#39
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05-26-2013, 09:15 AM	#40
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05-26-2013, 11:27 AM	#45
Mr. Flopnuts FINALLY! The wait is over. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Future Is Now!!! Casino cash: $19947565	This thread won't be complete until Doomy comes in and says "What the **** is wrong with you?" LOL
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