Top 10 list of CP posters who could bang my gf

[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by crazycoffey

Big surprise, I already banged your girlfriend. Right after I got divorced she bought me a drink at this little dive bar. I was only playing pool at the time and needed a little pick me up to get my confidence in the right place, so I thought "why not?"

She's a touch homely but had a decent body and to be honest her tongue ring was the biggest turn on because it was 2003, I was coming out of a sexless marriage, the tongue ring craze was in full swing and I never had a chance to see how that felt.

The added bonus of a slutty roommate and they were strippers from baby dolls in Dallas added some excitement. But there's no way I was going to keep banging that, and I understand why you (more her) do not want me on your list. Good luck fellas

You sure you're not talking about clay? he always is menopausal when you're around.