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06-21-2013, 11:23 AM | #7036 |
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I can see how going for pussy instead of the cultural sights might affect your perception of the city.
I actually thought about going to school there.
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06-21-2013, 11:26 AM | #7037 |
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We won like $1200 our first night in Windsor...my buddy and I used to split our poker winnings...a partnership. So we were stoked and we're drunk, walking back to our hotel...we see a "massage parlor" on the way. We go in. First mistake.
So all of the massage girls line up and they explain the process...we get to choose. These girls are HIDEOUS. My buddy goes first. He chooses the nastiest black girl I've ever seen. I do a double take. I'm like, "wtf!?!" So I choose the "hot" one (who was missing a tooth of course)... We get into the room and she's like ok..."$100 for a massage, $200 for a massage with a happy ending, $300 for a massage with a happy ending and no shirt." I'm like...I want NONE of that. NONE. And then she's like..."no, it doesn't work that way...you're paying me." At this point I'm nervous as **** so I'm like fine...but I'm not paying $300 for a ****ing handjob. I eventually negotiate down to $160..and at this point USD is more than Canadian so it was like $130 USD...and it was definitely a great handy. I was like "I can play with your tits, right?" She agreed. And then I did..and then she yelled at me and said, "NO NIPPLE!" Which irritated me. I kept trying to get her to **** me but she wouldn't. Did I mention she was missing a tooth? Anyways...I leave. I'm like, "Steve, you'll never guess what...." He cuts me off. He says, "dude, I just paid $300 for a handjob from a reeruned Serena Williams." At least I negotiated mine. |
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06-21-2013, 12:52 PM | #7038 |
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I said you win. He's now in a bunch of dumbass commercials that nobody really wants to watch. I'm going to rep you for your ability to not change the channel when he's on.
And he can still shove the rings up his cry-baby ass! And rotate! He's a traitor, and he'll always be known for things other than his rings.
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06-21-2013, 12:55 PM | #7039 | |
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06-21-2013, 01:17 PM | #7040 | |
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06-21-2013, 01:35 PM | #7042 | |
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06-21-2013, 02:00 PM | #7043 | |
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06-21-2013, 02:55 PM | #7044 |
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Good point. Rep....
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06-21-2013, 02:59 PM | #7045 |
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He could retire now and nobody would care and the world might be a better place...
But he'll also now be known as one of the top 5 sports assholes on the planet too. As many are saying, even if the decision had some merit, how he did it was plain stupid. But alas, other than bouncing a ball really well and putting it in a basket, he's pretty stupid. Did I mention he can shove both rings up his ass and go home to his big house there in norther Cuba? And rotate too?
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06-21-2013, 03:06 PM | #7046 |
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06-21-2013, 04:34 PM | #7047 |
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the funny thing is
yeah, LeBron pretty much single-handedly won the Heat a title this year but they have to feel AWFUL about the future of THIS team Wade is clearly not the same player anymore. He's not a star. Bosh was miserable. Absolutely miserable this postseason. He was one of the worst players in the playoffs and he makes the most money on the Heat. LeBron has to play 1 more year in Miami. If he's smart, he packs his bags and goes elsewhere in 2014-15. The LeBron trolling this thread was miserable. He absolutely carried his team at a level only one other player I've ever seen in my life could possibly do. The Spurs were the best team in the playoffs this year. They should have beaten the Heat. If they ended it in game 6, the story would have been "LeBron choked." Which is insane. |
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06-21-2013, 04:36 PM | #7048 |
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I guess what I'm trying to say is...
if the best team wins...how is a player on the other team a choker? That's what I hate about this board, especially during football. Just because Aaron Rodgers or Tom Brady or *gulp* Peyton Manning lose in the playoffs doesn't mean they choked. I hate that ****ing term so much. It is so grossly misused on this website. |
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06-21-2013, 04:50 PM | #7049 | |
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06-21-2013, 05:23 PM | #7050 | |
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