Man: Female Jogger Defecates Next To My House...Repeatedly

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Originally Posted by loochy

I encourage my wife to do this when creepers come near, but she won't heed my advice.

It can be an effective technique. I was swimming laps at the gym on Monday and through the glass, I saw this obvious anorexic chick on an elliptical come to a stop, dig in her ass, smell her hand, walk to the locker room and return a few minutes later to take up shop on a stairmaster right next to my wife. I swam a few more laps and when I came up I noticed my wife had moved on. She was convinced ol girl pooped them.