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[Demonpenz]

Bald Head-Goatee-Rap music is missing The C infront of it-Toby Keith Album-Girlfriend is ****ing some other guy, but he takes him back-In a Union because they can't make over 10 dollars on their own-Hates Illegal Mexicans but accepts the Russian girls with no papers down at Bazookas-Had a American Sports car-but sold it after he knocked up his high school sweetheart-Family members are constantly dying of cancer and Heart Disease because of poor diet, alcohol, and smoking. Bleeds Red for the chiefs because he felt good about himself for exactly 2 hours back in the 90's.-Expected lifespan 54 years old.

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Bald Head-Goatee-Rap music is missing The C infront of it-Toby Keith Album-Girlfriend is ****ing some other guy, but he takes him back-In a Union because they can't make over 10 dollars on their own-Hates Illegal Mexicans but accepts the Russian girls with no papers down at Bazookas-Had a American Sports car-but sold it after he knocked up his high school sweetheart-Family members are constantly dying of cancer and Heart Disease because of poor diet, alcohol, and smoking. Bleeds Red for the chiefs because he felt good about himself for exactly 2 hours back in the 90's.-Expected lifespan 54 years old.

Awesome, I have 9 more years! Let's ****ing party!