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06-09-2013, 01:38 PM | |
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URGENT: We MUST re-sign Larry Johnson - FATE of WORLD depends on it - LET ME EXPLAIN!
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This article has RECENTLY come to my attention: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/06/08...tion-from.html Basically Mr. TEICHER tells us Jamaal Charles is welcoming the competition from rookie RB NILES CRANE. I SENSED importance in this article and I deduced EXACTLY the true meaning with SIMPLE MATH and reasonING. I posted this in the article thread but it MUST have its OWN SPACE for to be SEEN or else...????? WHO KNOWS, SOMETHIG BAD PROBLY OK so here is the REASONING: JAMAAL CHARLES = JC = JESUS CHRIST NILES CRANE IS COMPETING WITH JESUS CHRIST NILES CRANE IS COMPETING WITH FRASIER CRANE THEREFORE FRASIER CRANE IS JESUS CHRIST AND NILES CRANE IS THE ANTI-CHRIST! WE CANNOT LET HIM WIN THE STARTING JOB! PROPHECY MUST BE REALIZED!!! TOSSED SALAD + SCRAMBLED EGGS = LJS.JPG LJS = LARRY JOHNSON'S SON THEREFORE WE MUST RE-SIGN LARRY JOHNSON (SON OF LARRY JOHNSON SR) TO PLAY RB AND GIVE JC BREATHERS, MEANWHILE NIKES CRANE MUST BE TERMINATED FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY PLZ SEND THIS POST TO ANDY REID ASAP Not just for the CHIEFS but for YOU AND AMERICA AND THE WORLD JBTE, TL |
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06-10-2013, 12:37 PM | #91 |
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I'm starting to think that Simply Red made up this post:
So I've been banned from CP for what appears to be forever. I'd like to offer the following explanation and a plea for reconsideration: Here's what happened: the absurdity of the whole Peyton Manning situation showed me how fun it is to post in an absurd style that involves a lot of simple repetition, Dadaist nonsense, obviousness, exaggeration, and thread starters/bumps that are a bit offbeat. So for the last few months, I've primarily posted in that style. And while I think a lot of people agreed that this was fun and harmless, mods interpreted it as antagonistic and obnoxious (fair enough on the obnoxious thing, I suppose) and as a behavior issue rather than a stylistic choice. Anywho, I really don't want to be banned forever and I'm willing to tone down that style if that's what it takes. I had previously seen my bannings as the mods who didn't think my weirdo shit was funny just ****ing with me. Now I see that they genuinely thought I was a problem and genuinely felt I was blowing chances and "making them look stupid" for letting me back in. So now I'd like to drop the absurdist facade and be serious for a second: I want to keep posting at CP. And I'm willing to do it in a way that totally doesn't piss off the people who are trying to keep the place civil. If anybody could pass this on to ChiefsPlanet, I would really truly appreciate it. Thanks. |
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06-10-2013, 12:39 PM | #92 | |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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06-10-2013, 01:14 PM | #93 |
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Yep. SR is the goods, adds a real flavor to the board.
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06-10-2013, 03:07 PM | #94 |
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Actually, I would be ok with LJ coming back. I think he's got some left in the tank.
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09-01-2013, 08:37 AM |
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09-01-2013, 08:39 AM | #95 |
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09-01-2013, 08:40 AM | #96 |
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Can I get hush puppies instead of slaw?
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09-01-2013, 10:10 AM | #97 | |
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Clark doesn't really do anything, that's probably why.
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09-01-2013, 03:12 PM | #98 |
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No way this team will allow LJ to pass Nacho. Just no way... Oh well, it is what it is..
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09-01-2013, 03:15 PM | #99 |
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You forgot to put in the message to forward this to everyone you know...
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09-01-2013, 03:17 PM | #100 |
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Not to worry, the NSA will do that anyway.
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01-13-2016, 11:09 PM | #101 |
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Ex-NFL Star Larry Johnson No Jail Time For Nightclub Attack
The former star running back for the Chiefs pled guilty to battery for the violent incident that went down at the Delano Hotel last October. TMZ Sports broke the story ... Johnson punched the victim and then broke a glass -- action movie style -- and threatened to cut the guy. Johnson's guilty plea got him 12 months probation, 60 hours of community service, and he has to submit to substance abuse evaluation. He also has to stay away from the victim and the club.
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01-13-2016, 11:11 PM | #102 |
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FREE THIG LYFE
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01-13-2016, 11:19 PM | #103 |
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LJ is a warrior.
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01-13-2016, 11:20 PM | #104 |
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interesting
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01-13-2016, 11:45 PM | #105 | |
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Loved me some vintage LJ
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