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Naturally I have zero experience with such practices, but I have heard popping it in the pooper is tighter than the tightest vagina. Or something.
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I seriously don't know (but not against finding out), but I understand it's supposed to feel AMAZING.
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Maybe you should experiment, see what all the hubbub's about, you know?
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Great tucker max story on the subject.
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one thing is for sure, i wanted to do jamie in the butt, and i wasn't going to let a 300 dollar tab stand in my way
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Some girls really dig it...enough said...
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A nun and a dude who wants to give some girl anal sex are on a bus. The guy starts talking to the nun saying how she is missing out on sex. He asks her if she ever wants to have sex. She says yes, but she wants to remain a virgin. So he tells her if you go anal it doesn't count. She will still be a virgin. So they have backdoor action in the back of the bus. Afterwards the guy confesses that she is now no longer a virgin because they really had sex. She tells him "it's ok i lied too, my name is greg and i am on my way to a custume party"
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Now, even knowing that, it's still not something I want to try... takin' it that is. Not opposed to giving, but doubt I'll have the chance. The wife seems REALLY opposed. But we've only been married for 2 years... a few years down the road we may look for something a little different. Not a problem right now. |
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This reminds me a story. One time several years back i was at a party. And this chick was talking to me and was telling me that she has never had to take a dump in her life. And how she has a clean poop shoot. She told me several times that she wasn't lying, and kept trying to convince me. I think she wanted me do the nasty with her. Bad thing was her husband was right there. And i could remember thinking is this whole thing is wierd.
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so is the point of this topic for us to tell you that if your wife/ woman likes it and its tight and feels good, do you plan on doing the due diligence like you did on the legalization of marijuana topic? are you looking toward switching to the other team? And just need a swift kick to help you get starteD?
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heh... your story of the girl that cant take a shit is bizarre also...
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no longer is dwarf scat porn so bad. the news from around the world, seeing the pictures of blown apart heads. what i'm sayin is a man defiling a woman is ok. a man defiling a man is not ok, contrary to what TV would have you believe. also, kissing a woman right after she swallows you is ok? you say ok? ewwwww |
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A certain set of skills
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I know what you are saying. I think that the people who watch Jerry Springer all the time start to think that there are many people like that out in the world. Trailer trash is all thats on that show. You last sentence requires a good mouthwash at minimum for a kiss. |
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Don't Make Me Angry...
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Thats lame. I mean WTF? I think you have homosexual tendencies dude. _____________________________________________________________ |
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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My two daughters are pretty opened about their sex lives, they claim to like it. I told them that old dad never ever wanted to try to do the poop chute thingy and the wife told me she has a frying pan bigger than my head.
But then the son in law told me he likes to go down on the fudge factory. ![]() ![]()
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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We are a close knit family. I do find it interesting to hear some of the other stories ( sex toys, etc. ) that I missed as I grew up a kid . Needless to say, it's not the same as my days ! ![]()
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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But I did tell the son in law that I prefer the store bought'n fudge or the Betty Crocker box mix. ![]() I think he called it, tossing the salad or dirty sanchez ? What's up with that ? It's outta my league .
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There was a girl around here that we used to call "Put It To Me."
Absolutely freak-o slut that people called when they were really drunk, late at night, and needed a piece. She was actually pretty decent looking too, just a real headcase to deal with. Anyway, she'd let guys do her anally, but claimed she was "saving herself for her husband", so she didn't let anyone do her vaginally. We always suspected that the "saving herself for her husband" story was BS, and she was just a freak that liked it up the poop chute.
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