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Mission #1. They're off!
...and the planes begin their takeoff roll!
I've only completed the first plane so far, but will do a bunch of them this weekend. Talisman has graciously agreed to assist with portions of the paperwork (pause for round of applause), so either he or I will be posting the other planes as they fly. I expect to finish many of them this weekend. A note for you gunners: 1. If you "hit" an enemy plane, it means that you caused damage that will affect its attack ability, but not enough to make it break off and leave. 2. If you "damage" an enemy plane, it means that you caused enough damage that the plane will leave as soon as it makes one run at you, but you also severely affected its ability to hit your plane. 3. If you "kill" an enemy plane, it's a confirmed shootdown and you can paint a swastika on your flight jacket. Ready? The Tequila Rose is cruising toward the first U.S. bombing mission in Occupied France. Last edited by Rain Man; 01-23-2004 at 04:08 PM.. |
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01-24-2004, 06:43 PM
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01-24-2004, 06:55 PM
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01-24-2004, 06:58 PM
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Plane #12 – Yard Dart
Pilot Taco John Copilot Mile High Mania Bombardier Joe Seahawk Navigator BigChiefFan Engineer ZachKC Radio Op. Archie F. Swin Tail Gunner suds79 Ball Turret Gunner oleman47 Right Waist Gunner RJ Left Waist Gunner KC2003 Target: Meaulte B-17 is in middle of formation both horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 3 FW190s attack – 2 are driven off by fighters RJ fires, kills FW190 ZachKC fires, misses BigChiefFan fires, misses Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 3 Me110s attack – 2 are driven off by fighters KC2003 fires, misses Suds79 fires, misses Me scores 1 hit - Superficial damage to left aileron Me circles and attacks again ZachKC fires, misses Oleman47 fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack. 1 FW190 driven off by fighters Entering Bomb Zone Meaulte is socked in by a rainstorm – poor visibility for bomb run No Flak Bombs run off target – 0% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 5 FW190s attack – 2 are driven off by fighters ZachKC fires, hits FW190 KC2003 fires, misses Suds79 fires, misses Oleman47 fires, misses FW scores 1 hit - Superficial damage to nose 2 FWs miss and break off attack 1 FW circles and attacks again BigChiefFan fires, hits FW190 Joe Seahawk fires, misses FW misses, breaks off attack Zone 2: English Channel Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Taco John Copilot Mile High Mania Bombardier Joe Seahawk Navigator BigChiefFan Engineer ZachKC Radio Op. Archie F. Swin Tail Gunner suds79 Ball Turret Gunner oleman47 Right Waist Gunner RJ Left Waist Gunner KC2003 Darn rain.
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01-24-2004, 07:04 PM
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I'm reenlisting....let's give this a second try.
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01-24-2004, 07:06 PM
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 Hell Yeah guys, keep knocking them S.O.B's out of the sky!!
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01-24-2004, 07:08 PM
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America is great assholes~
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How long untill #16 takes flight? I am on the muscle, man this is just like right before a game, the hate is building! Walking back and forth the distain for my opponent is complete........LETS GET IT ON!
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01-24-2004, 07:09 PM
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Plane #13 – Throw Bomba from the Plane
Pilot DaWolf Copilot LVNHACK Bombardier the Talking Can Navigator Ugly Duck Engineer Eric Draven Radio Op. Shakesthecat Tail Gunner Simplex3 Ball Turret Gunner mikey23545 Right Waist Gunner theultimatekcchiefsfan Left Waist Gunner Bunnytrdr Target: the factory at Lille B-17 is in middle of formation both horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 4 Me109s attack – 3 are driven away by fighters Bunnytrdr fires, misses Eric Draven fires, kills Me109 3 FW190s driven away by fighters Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Heavy flak defenses – 2 hits on B-17 - Superficial damage to nose - Damage to starboard tailplane root (no impact on flying) Near miss to the talking can on the flak hit throws the bomb run off target – 0% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 1 FW190 and 1 Me110 driven away by fighters Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot DaWolf Copilot LVNHACK Bombardier the Talking Can Navigator Ugly Duck Engineer Eric Draven Radio Op. Shakesthecat Tail Gunner Simplex3 Ball Turret Gunner mikey23545 Right Waist Gunner theultimatekcchiefsfan Left Waist Gunner Bunnytrdr Hmm, no bombing, but they killed the only fighter that they encountered with only two shots. Maybe they’re an F-17.
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01-24-2004, 07:15 PM
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I'm scared. I don't want to do this. I've re-considered!
I ain't gettin' on no plane, foo!
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01-24-2004, 07:40 PM
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Interesting.
A plane with gochiefs that didn't go down faster than a crackwhore to pick up $5 a client dropped. In other news......I just realized that the book I got for Christmas and am starting to read is relevant. Has anyone read "the Wild Blue" by Stephen Ambrose(blackhawk down)? Its about WWII B24 crews/missions. Who'da thought Kevin's game would be more effective on me than Oprah's Book of the month club. |
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01-24-2004, 07:44 PM
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Plane #14 – Lucy Quipment
Pilot Psicosis Copilot KCTitus Bombardier Clint in Wichita Navigator 2bikemike Engineer Fat Elvis Radio Op. chief52 Tail Gunner old_geezer Ball Turret Gunner chiefsfan58 Right Waist Gunner RINGLEADER Left Waist Gunner patteeu Target: the factory at Lille B-17 is in the middle of the formation horizontally, low in the formation vertically (High vulnerability) The aircrew drags a stuttering Psicosis aboard and straps him into the pilot’s seat. Moments later… Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 2 Me109s driven away by fighters Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 2FW190s, 1Me109, 1 Me110 attack – 1 FW190, 1 Me109, 1 Me110 driven away by fighters 2bikemike fires, misses Fat Elvis fires, misses FW misses, breaks off attack 2 Me109s are driven away by fighters 2FW190s, 1Me109, 1 Me110 attack –1 Me109 driven away by fighters Old geezer fires, hits Me110 Fat Elvis fires, misses Patteau fires, misses Chief52 fires, misses Old geezer fires, misses Me109 scores 1 hit - superficial damage to radio room FW scores 2 hits - superficial damage to port wing - superficial damage to nose FW and slightly Me109 circle and attack again Old geezer fires, hits Me109 2bikemike fires, misses Fat Elvis fires, misses FW scores 1 hit - Superficial damage to pilot compartment Me misses and breaks off attack FW circles and attacks again Old geezer fires, misses 2bikemike fires, misses FW misses and breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather No Flak! Top-notch bombing run by Clint in Wichita – 40% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 2 Me109s driven away by fighters Five FW190s attack – 1 FW driven away by fighters Clint in Wichita fires, misses Fat Elvis fires, misses Chiefsfan58 fires, damages FW190 2bikemike fires, misses Ringleader fires, hits FW190 Patteau fires, misses Old geezer fires, damages FW190 Clint in Wichita fires, misses 4 FWs miss after taking a pounding from Lucy Quipment’s gunners, break off attack. Zone 2: English Channel 2 Me110s driven away by fighters Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Psicosis Copilot KCTitus Bombardier Clint in Wichita Navigator 2bikemike Engineer Fat Elvis Radio Op. chief52 Tail Gunner old_geezer Ball Turret Gunner chiefsfan58 Right Waist Gunner RINGLEADER Left Waist Gunner Patteeu The crew douses old geezer with the 1940s equivalent of Gatorade for scoring hits on three enemy fighters. This flight had a very successful bombing run and damaged five enemy fighters to boot, at a cost of only some inconsequential bullet holes, one of which is in the sleeve of Psicosis' flight suit.
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01-24-2004, 07:54 PM
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WE KICK ASS, BABY! WE KICK ASS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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01-24-2004, 08:13 PM
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01-24-2004, 08:14 PM
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Plane #15 – Sack Time
Pilot Special Ed Copilot KcMizzou Bombardier Bearcat Navigator alanm Engineer gh4chiefs Radio Op. mcan Tail Gunner seclark Ball Turret Gunner Luzap Right Waist Gunner redhed Left Waist Gunner ChiefGator Target: the fighter base at Cherbourg Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Will Bearcat’s mom get a second telegram? Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 4 Me109s attack – 1 is driven away by fighters Gh4chiefs fires, misses Alanm fires, misses Bearcat fires, misses 1 Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores 2 hits -kcmizzou hit, serious wound to back of head -superficial damage to waist Me scores 2 hits -radio room hit – Intercom system knocked out -superficial damage to port wing 2 Mes circle and attack again. Without the intercom system, the gunners can’t communicate, which makes it impossible to coordinate fire and notify each other of incoming fighters. It is a major handicap. Bearcat fires, misses Gh4chiefs fires, misses 1 Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores two hits -superficial damage to nose -superficial damage to nose Me circles and attacks again Gh4chiefs fires, misses Me scores 2 hits, once again aiming into the nose of the aircraft -Bearcat is hit, light wound to right foot -alanm is hit, light wound to right hand -superficial damage to port wing Me breaks off attack and leaves Special Ed weighs the situation. He can abort the mission with his copilot severely wounded and the intercom out. However, with lots of fighters in the area, dropping out of formation with no intercom could be very dangerous. Without the intercom, he does not know immediately that his navigator and bombardier are also wounded, so he opts to stay in formation and complete the bombing run to maintain the protection afforded by the other B-17s. Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 1 FW190 attacks Mcan fires, misses FW scores one hit -superficial damage to tail FW circles and attacks again Redhed fires, misses FW misses and breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather No Flak! Distracted by his bleeding foot, Bearcat misses the bomb mark – 0% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 5 FW 190s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters Alanm fires, misses Gh4chiefs fires, misses Both FWs miss and break off attack 5 FW 190s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters Bearcat fires, misses Seclark fires, misses Both FWs miss and break off attack Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects Despite the serious wound, kcmizzou recovers well and can keep flying. Eligible for next mission Pilot Special Ed Copilot KcMizzou Bombardier Bearcat Navigator alanm Engineer gh4chiefs Radio Op. mcan Tail Gunner seclark Ball Turret Gunner Luzap Right Waist Gunner redhed Left Waist Gunner ChiefGator All’s well that ends well.
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01-24-2004, 08:17 PM
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Sweet 16 baby! Fire Below takes flight!
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