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'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-15-2006, 05:00 AM

Here's a head start on the thread of the most grueling test of golf in the world. Winged Foot is a beast, it could be like watching

thrown amongst a pack of coyotes and pent-up Kansas wheat farmers.

One more thought--If I ever build a golf course, I think I should name it Clubbed Foot.

WilliamTheIrish · 06-17-2006, 03:38 PM

Phats gets the nice bird to move to +3

WilliamTheIrish · 06-17-2006, 03:39 PM

Ferrie lands in the beach.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-17-2006, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

Phats gets the nice bird to move to +3

Dude, not cool. It's Phil or Philly Mick, or the guy who's married to the hottest MILF on tour.

WilliamTheIrish · 06-17-2006, 03:42 PM

Ok, fair enough. He's married to the chick that Charles Barkley used to bang when he played for the Suns.

Tough breeak for Poulter. His chip up went all the way back down the green to his feet.

Funny stuff.

WilliamTheIrish · 06-17-2006, 03:43 PM

They can kill the Srixon commercials any time...

WilliamTheIrish · 06-17-2006, 03:44 PM

Johnny Miller says that if "the guy who's married to the hottest MILF on tour" would just raise his game from "C" level to "B" level, he'd walk away with it tomorrow.

WilliamTheIrish · 06-17-2006, 03:45 PM

Ogilvie can't blame his caddy for that roll..

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-17-2006, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

Ogilvie can't blame his caddy for that roll..

I hate it when people blame the caddy. All they offer is an opinion, they don't make the swings. He needs to

and realize that he's a douchebag.

WilliamTheIrish · 06-17-2006, 03:47 PM

OK, "the guy who's married to the hottest MILF on tour" can hit a tough putt to creep closer...

WilliamTheIrish · 06-17-2006, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I hate it when people blame the caddy. All they offer is an opinion, they don't make the swings. He needs to

and realize that he's a douchebag.

F'in Aussie. Who does he think he is?

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-17-2006, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

Ok, fair enough. He's married to the chick that Charles Barkley used to bang when he played for the Suns.

Is this true? I know they met when she was like a soph. in college. If so that kind of grosses me out.

WilliamTheIrish · 06-17-2006, 03:50 PM

I don't know it for certain. But I do know several guys who are tight with barkley and he claims he used to bury it in her.

Without going into it, there are golf BB's that say all sorts of stuff about Mick. Gambler, etc

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-17-2006, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

I don't know it for certain. But I do know several guys who are tight with barkley and he claims he used to bury it in her.

Without going into it, there are golf BB's that say all sorts of stuff about Mick. Gambler, etc

The gambling stuff is fairly well known, the Barkley banging his wife was not (to me).

WilliamTheIrish · 06-17-2006, 03:51 PM

Paddy gets a bird and goes to +2.

Phil hits it soft and leaves a ticklish par putt.

WilliamTheIrish · 06-17-2006, 03:52 PM

Like I say, I went to school with a guy who worked for the Suns. I saw him at my class reunion and he told all kinds of stories like that.

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06-17-2006, 03:42 PM	#139
WilliamTheIrish Champion Golfer Of The Year Join Date: Aug 2001 Casino cash: $5630607	Ok, fair enough. He's married to the chick that Charles Barkley used to bang when he played for the Suns. Tough breeak for Poulter. His chip up went all the way back down the green to his feet. Funny stuff.
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WilliamTheIrish Champion Golfer Of The Year Join Date: Aug 2001 Casino cash: $5630607	They can kill the Srixon commercials any time...
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06-17-2006, 03:44 PM	#141
WilliamTheIrish Champion Golfer Of The Year Join Date: Aug 2001 Casino cash: $5630607	Johnny Miller says that if "the guy who's married to the hottest MILF on tour" would just raise his game from "C" level to "B" level, he'd walk away with it tomorrow.
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WilliamTheIrish Champion Golfer Of The Year Join Date: Aug 2001 Casino cash: $5630607	Ogilvie can't blame his caddy for that roll..
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WilliamTheIrish Champion Golfer Of The Year Join Date: Aug 2001 Casino cash: $5630607	OK, "the guy who's married to the hottest MILF on tour" can hit a tough putt to creep closer...
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06-17-2006, 03:50 PM	#147
WilliamTheIrish Champion Golfer Of The Year Join Date: Aug 2001 Casino cash: $5630607	I don't know it for certain. But I do know several guys who are tight with barkley and he claims he used to bury it in her. Without going into it, there are golf BB's that say all sorts of stuff about Mick. Gambler, etc
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06-17-2006, 03:51 PM	#149
WilliamTheIrish Champion Golfer Of The Year Join Date: Aug 2001 Casino cash: $5630607	Paddy gets a bird and goes to +2. Phil hits it soft and leaves a ticklish par putt.
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06-17-2006, 03:52 PM	#150
WilliamTheIrish Champion Golfer Of The Year Join Date: Aug 2001 Casino cash: $5630607	Like I say, I went to school with a guy who worked for the Suns. I saw him at my class reunion and he told all kinds of stories like that.
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