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10-06-2012, 01:35 PM | #136 |
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He's uglier than a bucket of assholes stirred.
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10-06-2012, 01:36 PM | #137 |
**** the Raiders
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Someone gets asked why they are wearing sunglasses on an over cast day, Dad jumps in with, "Hey, when your cool, the sun always shines."
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10-06-2012, 01:50 PM | #138 |
Woman should only make babies
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Bump on a log.
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10-06-2012, 01:52 PM | #139 |
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10-06-2012, 02:34 PM | #140 |
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Fat and ugly go away in the dark, boy.
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10-06-2012, 02:38 PM | #141 |
**** the Raiders
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It's hotter than two rats fucking in wool sock.
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10-06-2012, 02:57 PM | #142 |
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10-06-2012, 03:32 PM | #143 |
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Wanna knuckle sandwich?
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10-06-2012, 03:36 PM | #144 |
Cool as a Cucumber
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One of my favorites from my dad: Liars figure and figures lie.
When Mom's sick she has the epizootie.
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10-06-2012, 03:53 PM | #145 |
Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
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Ugly enough to scare the dark out of a closet.
Breath would knock a buzzard off a shit truck.
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10-06-2012, 04:06 PM | #146 |
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Johnny go get me a beer from the fridge
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10-06-2012, 09:21 PM | #147 |
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To some awful smelling person "he/she could knock a buzzed of a shit wagon"
Ugly women "she could make a train take a dirt road" Being shitfaced "drunker than a hooters goat". . My brothers and I still have zero Idea how this equates to drunkenness. First time chaning my spark plugs on my first car Olds 442. Having trouble getting plug to thread, and my dad says "put a little hair around it and I bet you could find it" |
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10-06-2012, 10:05 PM | #148 | |
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Can't believe I forgot about that one. Just remembered Grandpa giving me the "if it wasn't for the hole with hair around it they would have been hunted to extinction long ago" when he found me down and out one morning. |
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10-06-2012, 10:26 PM | #149 |
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My Grandmother used to say "I feel like I been drug thorugh hell and beat in the ass with a dead rabbit!" when she didn't feel well. Still not sure what it means, but it sure is descriptive!! :-) I use it all the time!
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10-06-2012, 10:29 PM | #150 |
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My grandma used to always say 'Ain't you ready' meaning 'you so crazy' or something along those lines
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