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Old 08-10-2008, 12:28 AM  
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Hamas gets jumped

So I'm out at this bar celebrating my bday, and I'm in a bathroom. Some Chinese whore walks in and says "what I'm I?" and I say "A Chinwoman?"...So to retaliate, the rat bitch throws a beer in my face ten minutes later.

Thus, later I go outside, where said ****ing c*nt whore is, and throw an entire ****ing beer in her face. I proceed to get jumped by 10 guys, who act like I'm the mother****er who started the fight, unknowing of the fact that some c*nt tossed a beer in my face because I got fucking doused by some rat whore.

Big ****ing deal, they're all c*nts in the end.
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Old 08-10-2008, 03:02 PM   #136
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Did she have a nice rack, though? Wonder if she was the horizontal or vertical womanhood variety Oriental?

Are you into Pugs?
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Old 08-10-2008, 03:40 PM   #137
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I never had that kind of trouble in bars when I was still drinking. Probably because I had a holstered weapon and my federal ID and badge with me.
that's comforting a drunk man with a gun and a badge
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Old 08-10-2008, 03:49 PM   #138
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It's bullshit that someone starts a fight and then won't finish it because they're a fuckung coward.
Its stupid that an elitist, sophisticant, douchecycle like you tried to fight a woman.

I'm surfing the net to try to find the video of your ass beating. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.

It wasn't 10 guys either, it was the 5 year old from "Side kicks" that scissor kicked you in that bulbous cranium.

Way to go Professor!
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Old 08-10-2008, 03:54 PM   #139
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Old 08-10-2008, 03:55 PM   #140
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Its stupid that an elitist, sophisticant, douchecycle like you tried to fight a woman.

I'm surfing the net to try to find the video of your ass beating. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.

It wasn't 10 guys either, it was the 5 year old from "Side kicks" that scissor kicked you in that bulbous cranium.

Way to go Professor!
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Old 08-10-2008, 04:42 PM   #141
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Sorry to hear Hamas, what is even more frustrating is when they won't let you fight the guy one on one. I one time came out from Pancheros eating a taco and saw these drunk douchebags flinging pennies at this bum bundles up in the cold for no apparent reason. I go up to the bum, and give him a five, and ask the guys to stop. They then start flinging pennies at me, before I know it one guy is in my face swinging at me. I swing bust his nose, then I'm blind sided from behind and then his four friends swarm on me beating the shit out of me. What a crock of shit. Cowards.
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Old 08-10-2008, 04:52 PM   #142
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Sorry to hear Hamas, what is even more frustrating is when they won't let you fight the guy one on one. I one time came out from Pancheros eating a taco and saw these drunk douchebags flinging pennies at this bum bundles up in the cold for no apparent reason. I go up to the bum, and give him a five, and ask the guys to stop. They then start flinging pennies at me, before I know it one guy is in my face swinging at me. I swing bust his nose, then I'm blind sided from behind and then his four friends swarm on me beating the shit out of me. What a crock of shit. Cowards.
I can understand why the bar wanted to break it up, but the fact of the matter was that she threw a drink in my face for a pretty innocuous faux pas, and I let her know what that's like. Not to mention, it also got several other people wet too.

I'm not absolving myself from blame, though.

Despite what Iowanian wants to believe, I wasn't going OJ on the bitch, I was simply showing her how it felt. Granted my judgment was still poor, and I'm sure a lot of those people were jumping in because they didn't know what went down. Had she punched me, it's not like I would have started slamming her head into the bar.
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Old 08-10-2008, 05:14 PM   #143
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Hamas,
What she did was wrong. What the other guys did was worse.
But you shoulda been a man about it and been bigger than her by refraining like a gentleman.
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Old 08-10-2008, 05:16 PM   #144
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What she did was wrong. What the other guys did was worse.
But you shoulda been a man about it and been bigger than her by refraining like a gentleman.
Yeah, you're right.
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Old 08-10-2008, 05:33 PM   #145
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I can understand why the bar wanted to break it up, but the fact of the matter was that she threw a drink in my face for a pretty innocuous faux pas, and I let her know what that's like. Not to mention, it also got several other people wet too.

I'm not absolving myself from blame, though.

Despite what Iowanian wants to believe, I wasn't going OJ on the bitch, I was simply showing her how it felt. Granted my judgment was still poor, and I'm sure a lot of those people were jumping in because they didn't know what went down. Had she punched me, it's not like I would have started slamming her head into the bar.
There must have been quite a crowd in that restroom.
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Old 08-10-2008, 05:34 PM   #146
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There must have been quite a crowd in that restroom.
She came over like 10 minutes later and tossed the drink in my face, not in the bathroom.
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Old 08-10-2008, 05:39 PM   #147
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She came over like 10 minutes later and tossed the drink in my face, not in the bathroom.
Promise me you'll never get anger management treatment. you're too good the way you are.
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saw these drunk douchebags flinging pennies at this bum bundles up in the cold for no apparent reason.
The reason is apparent, it was cold.
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