What's the weirdest thing you've caught someone doing?

[wutamess]

Don't really have a story. Just interested in what you guys have.

[Delano]

Originally Posted by Valiant

I have had that happen... Except it was not sneaky and I was watching her do it.. I might have helped also, who knows??

Underwear fetish?

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by Donger

I only dated her for a few months, but this was the only time. And, no, I didn't ask her why.

Maybe she forgot to insert a tampon and chose the next best thing?

If not her period, maybe she wanted you to use your teeth to remove them?

Did you respond by sticking your tidy-whities up your ass?

[ziggysocki]

Originally Posted by rockymtnchief

I walked into the bathroom once and caught my roommate pissing on his girlfriend while she sat in the bath tub naked.

[Valiant]

Originally Posted by Delano

Underwear fetish?

Nope, wasn't my girlfriend so went with it.. That women did things all women should be required to learn..

[rockymtnchief]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

Did that make him stop midstream?

More important to the story, was she OK with the nude pissing?
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He didn't even act surprised that I walked in.

Then, to make things even more odd, they took a shower, came out, and asked me if I wanted a blow job from his girlfriend. I declined.

Same roommate would bring the weirdest people home from the bar. I once woke up at 3:00 am to an after hours party he brought home. I opened my door to find him, 6 over-weight 40ish-50ish men, and one 70+ year old woman playing strip poker in the dining room. She was yelling that teeth should count as an article of clothing.

[Nzoner]

Originally Posted by rockymtnchief

and one 70+ year old woman playing strip poker in the dining room. She was yelling that teeth should count as an article of clothing.

holy shit,

[Delano]

rockymtnchief regularly contributes fantastic stories. I want to party with that guy.

[KCChiefsMan]

Originally Posted by Katipan

FUPA baby. Fat Upper Pussy Area. Or affectionately known as a gunt.

I call them front-butts

[Pioli Zombie]

Masturbating to a picture of Mark Sanchez
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[patteeu]

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Masturbating to a picture of Mark Sanchez
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[OnTheWarpath15]

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

caught a guy sniffin cow pussy at the fair.

We have a winner.

[wild1]

I dated a woman years back who was a nurse, and she said a really fat woman was in the clinic one day to have gyno-type stuff done, and the doc needed a nurse there to help clear the way, so to speak.

Out of somewhere in the area down there, as they moved some flesh around trying to reach their objectives, a candy bar wrapper fell out. No telling how long it had been there.

[MoreLemonPledge]

Originally Posted by wild1

I dated a woman years back who was a nurse, and she said a really fat woman was in the clinic one day to have gyno-type stuff done, and the doc needed a nurse there to help clear the way, so to speak.

Out of somewhere in the area down there, as they moved some flesh around trying to reach their objectives, a candy bar wrapper fell out. No telling how long it had been there.

Oh, God...the smell that must have come from there...

[Delano]

Originally Posted by wild1

I dated a woman years back who was a nurse, and she said a really fat woman was in the clinic one day to have gyno-type stuff done, and the doc needed a nurse there to help clear the way, so to speak.

Out of somewhere in the area down there, as they moved some flesh around trying to reach their objectives, a candy bar wrapper fell out. No telling how long it had been there.

No way!

[Nzoner]

Originally Posted by MoreLemonPledge

Oh, God...the smell that must have come from there...

and I didn't think this thread could get any worse