Crazy Cheating Stories

[Dante84]

Let's hear 'em.

At work, we were talking about how somebody's friend caught his wife banging dudes in a truck stop bathroom, and he found out by following her there.

What's the craziest shit you've heard or experienced?

[bevischief]

Originally Posted by notorious

Nearly every male doctor from the area has been divorced due to cheating.


They work long hours, and fall in love with a piece of cooze at work.

I have a feeling that is what happened to my brother inlaw, just found out he is getting a divorce. Because of her cheating.

[bevischief]

Originally Posted by Mosbonian

I'll go you one better....imagine being the husband of a woman who claims she is taking an art/painting class because she wants to develop that talent. So you anxiously await the art show at the end of the classes to see how she progresses.

When you walk into the gallery doing the showing everyone seems to be looking at you and your wife.....imagine my surprise when I round the corner at the back of the gallery to see about 15 different paintings of my wife nude....

Surprise Honey.....I'm an art model

And painting runs in my family... Not me those...

[CoMoChief]

I was busy last night...didn't get a chance to post my story. But here it is now.

Backstory:
Had a friend (guy) who got married what we all thought was kind of prematurely to begin with. But they get into some problems 6mo after they get married. Girl finds out that my buddy had an old MySpace account (this was back when people actually used MySpace) and he used to get on there and joke around and talk w/ girls. And these girls were like from Seattle, Pittsburgh, places he had no business ever visiting. These girls were sending my buddy naked pics etc (probably fake/not them) and my buddy was having fun talking to these girls online. Kind of the equivalent of goofing around in those old AOL chatrooms back in the last 90's kind of stuff. He was doing this while they were dating at first (they dated for almost 2 yrs before getting married). When they started getting serious he stopped doing this. Well they get married and she finds out 6mo later/after the wedding that he was doing this because the account was still open and one of her friends found out about his page etc. Wife was always a crazy bitch to begin with and she got it from her even crazier mother who wore the pants in that family. Husband was such a pussy, we all went over there for some wedding party BBQ thing and she was chewing out the husband all night long for stupid shit and he'd just be a yes 'mam kinda guy and just take it while she was literally walking all over him in front of company even. All of us guys were looking at my buddy thinking, "Are you ****ing serious - do you not see the red flag here?" But that's just to somewhat giving you an idea about how this bitch got her crazies.


Here's where the problem all starts:
So anyways, she finds out about the page and even though he hadn't been on the page for well over a year she absolutely flipped out and went nuts. Kicked his ass out. So they "split up" but he thought they would be able to work it out. They kinda agreed that he'd move out (they just leased an apt together - all in his name, more on that later) and periodically would spend time together. Whatever. It was ****in stupid to begin with IMO. My buddy slept on my couch for almost 6mo. Never asked him for any money or anything just told him don't eat my food unless it's something I'm making for all of us, which being a guy that smoked pot a lot w/ me...was really hard for him to do but he was good about it. During this 6mo she'd come over and they used to sit out on back porch and yell and fight...to the point where she'd start screaming where I'd come out and tell her to or else she had to leave, didn't want any cops over at a residence that had about 4 bongs, a vapo, different pipes and one hitters, and a couple zips worth of pot if you know what i mean. Well after one bad episode of them fighting and yelling over at my place, she takes a ****ing brick or large rock and throws it through the window of my buddy's car. What a stupid whore.

They made the final decision to get a divorce. They set a court date and did all of that shit. Now during this time she had moved out of the apt that was in his name. He moved back into his own place. And come to find out they started talking again because in Columbia,MO where there are tons of college bars/town/nightlife and we all frequent at the same bars all the time, so they would run into eachother late night at the bars, both are drunk so he thinks it's ok to just take her back to the apt she kicked him out of and she just recently moved out of, and **** her. They're technically still married and it's free n easy drunken pussy, even if it's really ****ed up to do so and really could throw a wrench into things emotionally etc.

Well the court date is coming up in like a week for them to officially end it etc or however that ****in goes. Me and my buddy and some others went to Willy's Fieldhouse that night, we meet up w/ some girls and one thing leads to another, and these girls all come back to my place. We have afterbars party and then this girl and my buddy, still tech married, takes this girl home to **** her. Since we got back to my place from the bar's, his soon to be ex kept calling and texting him, drunk, at another bar, horny, wanting to **** but my buddy kept ignoring it. When he brought this chick home he turned his phone off. When he was nailing this chick, he heard someone trying to break in. His ex still had the ****ing key to the apt, but she was giggling it around having trouble getting in because she was hammered, probably using the wrong key. Mid ****ing this bitch my buddy pulled out and put on some gym shorts and ran to the front door and opened it and told her she didn't need to be there. Dude was catching his breath and pitching full tent so it was obvious what he was doing. She snapped and started screaming (this is prob close to 330am) and she tried to bullrush her way into the apt to confront the other girl but he prevented her from doing so...whole time she was screaming dont touch me let me go yelling rape, stop hurting me...all that kinda shit. She was screaming out to this girl "Did you know he's married and I'm his wife!!! The girl at that point just said sorry and left (my friend never saw or spoke to this girl again), and I don't even know where she went to be honest. Maybe she had a friend that lived in the same apt complex somewhere because he drove her home form the bars so she didn't have a car. Who knows. Well by this time the cops show up because soon to be ex wife was just screaming bloody murder for about 30min non stop. The cops parked in another parking lot, she got scared and was parked in another parking lot of the complex that allowed her to get away. My buddy talks to the cops. He has gashes in his chest and sides because while he was holding her down preventing her from going into the bedroom to confront this girl, she was stabbing him with her keys. Pretty deep cuts down his sides and stomach, she did a number on him with those keys. Well she's drunk and I guess didn't think the cops would still be there after a whole 10min had gone by because she comes back again in her car, cops are blocking the parking lot at this point and are outside talking to my friend. She screams at him from her car cussing at him. Cop starts to approach her car and she speeds off and loses control and crashes into this fence that bordered the entrance way to the complex, had a sign/logo on w/ some landscaping, the other side of the fence was a ditch, she planted her brand new SUV (her parents bought her) right into that ditch . Dumb whore. She gets a DWI, assault charge (key stabbing), and was responsible for the damages to the fence. Her and her lawyers originally tried to pull this shit about how they were still married when this happened and since my buddy's name was on all of the leasing info, that he'd be responsible for damages to the fence. Judge threw that out and used the DWI charge to plant all of that shit on her.

And come to find out she was ****ing some guy whom we all knew the entire time they were seperated. She's only 30 and is already on her 3rd marriage. About a couple years after all this went down she married some other dude. He left her...literally packed up his shit one night and left her, went off the grid and left nothing but a letter explaining to her how much he really hated her. Bitch probably made his ass crazy.

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

I was busy last night...didn't get a chance to post my story. But here it is now.

Backstory:
Had a friend (guy) who got married what we all thought was kind of prematurely to begin with. But they get into some problems 6mo after they get married. Girl finds out that my buddy had an old MySpace account (this was back when people actually used MySpace) and he used to get on there and joke around and talk w/ girls. And these girls were like from Seattle, Pittsburgh, places he had no business ever visiting. These girls were sending my buddy naked pics etc (probably fake/not them) and my buddy was having fun talking to these girls online. Kind of the equivalent of goofing around in those old AOL chatrooms back in the last 90's kind of stuff. He was doing this while they were dating at first (they dated for almost 2 yrs before getting married). When they started getting serious he stopped doing this. Well they get married and she finds out 6mo later/after the wedding that he was doing this because the account was still open and one of her friends found out about his page etc. Wife was always a crazy bitch to begin with and she got it from her even crazier mother who wore the pants in that family. Husband was such a pussy, we all went over there for some wedding party BBQ thing and she was chewing out the husband all night long for stupid shit and he'd just be a yes 'mam kinda guy and just take it while she was literally walking all over him in front of company even. All of us guys were looking at my buddy thinking, "Are you ****ing serious - do you not see the red flag here?" But that's just to somewhat giving you an idea about how this bitch got her crazies.


Here's where the problem all starts:
So anyways, she finds out about the page and even though he hadn't been on the page for well over a year she absolutely flipped out and went nuts. Kicked his ass out. So they "split up" but he thought they would be able to work it out. They kinda agreed that he'd move out (they just leased an apt together - all in his name, more on that later) and periodically would spend time together. Whatever. It was ****in stupid to begin with IMO. My buddy slept on my couch for almost 6mo. Never asked him for any money or anything just told him don't eat my food unless it's something I'm making for all of us, which being a guy that smoked pot a lot w/ me...was really hard for him to do but he was good about it. During this 6mo she'd come over and they used to sit out on back porch and yell and fight...to the point where she'd start screaming where I'd come out and tell her to or else she had to leave, didn't want any cops over at a residence that had about 4 bongs, a vapo, different pipes and one hitters, and a couple zips worth of pot if you know what i mean. Well after one bad episode of them fighting and yelling over at my place, she takes a ****ing brick or large rock and throws it through the window of my buddy's car. What a stupid whore.

They made the final decision to get a divorce. They set a court date and did all of that shit. Now during this time she had moved out of the apt that was in his name. He moved back into his own place. And come to find out they started talking again because in Columbia,MO where there are tons of college bars/town/nightlife and we all frequent at the same bars all the time, so they would run into eachother late night at the bars, both are drunk so he thinks it's ok to just take her back to the apt she kicked him out of and she just recently moved out of, and **** her. They're technically still married and it's free n easy drunken pussy, even if it's really ****ed up to do so and really could throw a wrench into things emotionally etc.

Well the court date is coming up in like a week for them to officially end it etc or however that ****in goes. Me and my buddy and some others went to Willy's Fieldhouse that night, we meet up w/ some girls and one thing leads to another, and these girls all come back to my place. We have afterbars party and then this girl and my buddy, still tech married, takes this girl home to **** her. Since we got back to my place from the bar's, his soon to be ex kept calling and texting him, drunk, at another bar, horny, wanting to **** but my buddy kept ignoring it. When he brought this chick home he turned his phone off. When he was nailing this chick, he heard someone trying to break in. His ex still had the ****ing key to the apt, but she was giggling it around having trouble getting in because she was hammered, probably using the wrong key. Mid ****ing this bitch my buddy pulled out and put on some gym shorts and ran to the front door and opened it and told her she didn't need to be there. Dude was catching his breath and pitching full tent so it was obvious what he was doing. She snapped and started screaming (this is prob close to 330am) and she tried to bullrush her way into the apt to confront the other girl but he prevented her from doing so...whole time she was screaming dont touch me let me go yelling rape, stop hurting me...all that kinda shit. She was screaming out to this girl "Did you know he's married and I'm his wife!!! The girl at that point just said sorry and left (my friend never saw or spoke to this girl again), and I don't even know where she went to be honest. Maybe she had a friend that lived in the same apt complex somewhere because he drove her home form the bars so she didn't have a car. Who knows. Well by this time the cops show up because soon to be ex wife was just screaming bloody murder for about 30min non stop. The cops parked in another parking lot, she got scared and was parked in another parking lot of the complex that allowed her to get away. My buddy talks to the cops. He has gashes in his chest and sides because while he was holding her down preventing her from going into the bedroom to confront this girl, she was stabbing him with her keys. Pretty deep cuts down his sides and stomach, she did a number on him with those keys. Well she's drunk and I guess didn't think the cops would still be there after a whole 10min had gone by because she comes back again in her car, cops are blocking the parking lot at this point and are outside talking to my friend. She screams at him from her car cussing at him. Cop starts to approach her car and she speeds off and loses control and crashes into this fence that bordered the entrance way to the complex, had a sign/logo on w/ some landscaping, the other side of the fence was a ditch, she planted her brand new SUV (her parents bought her) right into that ditch . Dumb whore. She gets a DWI, assault charge (key stabbing), and was responsible for the damages to the fence. Her and her lawyers originally tried to pull this shit about how they were still married when this happened and since my buddy's name was on all of the leasing info, that he'd be responsible for damages to the fence. Judge threw that out and used the DWI charge to plant all of that shit on her.

And come to find out she was ****ing some guy whom we all knew the entire time they were seperated. She's only 30 and is already on her 3rd marriage. About a couple years after all this went down she married some other dude. He left her...literally packed up his shit one night and left her, went off the grid and left nothing but a letter explaining to her how much he really hated her. Bitch probably made his ass crazy.

tl;widr (too long;wish I didn't read)

[BigCatDaddy]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

I was busy last night...didn't get a chance to post my story. But here it is now.

Backstory:
Had a friend (guy) who got married what we all thought was kind of prematurely to begin with. But they get into some problems 6mo after they get married. Girl finds out that my buddy had an old MySpace account (this was back when people actually used MySpace) and he used to get on there and joke around and talk w/ girls. And these girls were like from Seattle, Pittsburgh, places he had no business ever visiting. These girls were sending my buddy naked pics etc (probably fake/not them) and my buddy was having fun talking to these girls online. Kind of the equivalent of goofing around in those old AOL chatrooms back in the last 90's kind of stuff. He was doing this while they were dating at first (they dated for almost 2 yrs before getting married). When they started getting serious he stopped doing this. Well they get married and she finds out 6mo later/after the wedding that he was doing this because the account was still open and one of her friends found out about his page etc. Wife was always a crazy bitch to begin with and she got it from her even crazier mother who wore the pants in that family. Husband was such a pussy, we all went over there for some wedding party BBQ thing and she was chewing out the husband all night long for stupid shit and he'd just be a yes 'mam kinda guy and just take it while she was literally walking all over him in front of company even. All of us guys were looking at my buddy thinking, "Are you ****ing serious - do you not see the red flag here?" But that's just to somewhat giving you an idea about how this bitch got her crazies.


Here's where the problem all starts:
So anyways, she finds out about the page and even though he hadn't been on the page for well over a year she absolutely flipped out and went nuts. Kicked his ass out. So they "split up" but he thought they would be able to work it out. They kinda agreed that he'd move out (they just leased an apt together - all in his name, more on that later) and periodically would spend time together. Whatever. It was ****in stupid to begin with IMO. My buddy slept on my couch for almost 6mo. Never asked him for any money or anything just told him don't eat my food unless it's something I'm making for all of us, which being a guy that smoked pot a lot w/ me...was really hard for him to do but he was good about it. During this 6mo she'd come over and they used to sit out on back porch and yell and fight...to the point where she'd start screaming where I'd come out and tell her to or else she had to leave, didn't want any cops over at a residence that had about 4 bongs, a vapo, different pipes and one hitters, and a couple zips worth of pot if you know what i mean. Well after one bad episode of them fighting and yelling over at my place, she takes a ****ing brick or large rock and throws it through the window of my buddy's car. What a stupid whore.

They made the final decision to get a divorce. They set a court date and did all of that shit. Now during this time she had moved out of the apt that was in his name. He moved back into his own place. And come to find out they started talking again because in Columbia,MO where there are tons of college bars/town/nightlife and we all frequent at the same bars all the time, so they would run into eachother late night at the bars, both are drunk so he thinks it's ok to just take her back to the apt she kicked him out of and she just recently moved out of, and **** her. They're technically still married and it's free n easy drunken pussy, even if it's really ****ed up to do so and really could throw a wrench into things emotionally etc.

Well the court date is coming up in like a week for them to officially end it etc or however that ****in goes. Me and my buddy and some others went to Willy's Fieldhouse that night, we meet up w/ some girls and one thing leads to another, and these girls all come back to my place. We have afterbars party and then this girl and my buddy, still tech married, takes this girl home to **** her. Since we got back to my place from the bar's, his soon to be ex kept calling and texting him, drunk, at another bar, horny, wanting to **** but my buddy kept ignoring it. When he brought this chick home he turned his phone off. When he was nailing this chick, he heard someone trying to break in. His ex still had the ****ing key to the apt, but she was giggling it around having trouble getting in because she was hammered, probably using the wrong key. Mid ****ing this bitch my buddy pulled out and put on some gym shorts and ran to the front door and opened it and told her she didn't need to be there. Dude was catching his breath and pitching full tent so it was obvious what he was doing. She snapped and started screaming (this is prob close to 330am) and she tried to bullrush her way into the apt to confront the other girl but he prevented her from doing so...whole time she was screaming dont touch me let me go yelling rape, stop hurting me...all that kinda shit. She was screaming out to this girl "Did you know he's married and I'm his wife!!! The girl at that point just said sorry and left (my friend never saw or spoke to this girl again), and I don't even know where she went to be honest. Maybe she had a friend that lived in the same apt complex somewhere because he drove her home form the bars so she didn't have a car. Who knows. Well by this time the cops show up because soon to be ex wife was just screaming bloody murder for about 30min non stop. The cops parked in another parking lot, she got scared and was parked in another parking lot of the complex that allowed her to get away. My buddy talks to the cops. He has gashes in his chest and sides because while he was holding her down preventing her from going into the bedroom to confront this girl, she was stabbing him with her keys. Pretty deep cuts down his sides and stomach, she did a number on him with those keys. Well she's drunk and I guess didn't think the cops would still be there after a whole 10min had gone by because she comes back again in her car, cops are blocking the parking lot at this point and are outside talking to my friend. She screams at him from her car cussing at him. Cop starts to approach her car and she speeds off and loses control and crashes into this fence that bordered the entrance way to the complex, had a sign/logo on w/ some landscaping, the other side of the fence was a ditch, she planted her brand new SUV (her parents bought her) right into that ditch . Dumb whore. She gets a DWI, assault charge (key stabbing), and was responsible for the damages to the fence. Her and her lawyers originally tried to pull this shit about how they were still married when this happened and since my buddy's name was on all of the leasing info, that he'd be responsible for damages to the fence. Judge threw that out and used the DWI charge to plant all of that shit on her.

And come to find out she was ****ing some guy whom we all knew the entire time they were seperated. She's only 30 and is already on her 3rd marriage. About a couple years after all this went down she married some other dude. He left her...literally packed up his shit one night and left her, went off the grid and left nothing but a letter explaining to her how much he really hated her. Bitch probably made his ass crazy.

So Rico is a mult?

[Dave Lane]

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO

It takes a real man to nut up and take care of kids that aren't theirs. Especially one that would adopt them.

He may have been dumb to get with her, but if he loved the kids he deserves respect IMO.

Lots of kids never get the love
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Sauto dropping it like its hot...

[Mosbonian]

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini

Pics?

She is my ex.....many, many years ago.

[BigCatDaddy]

I'm going to make a long story short here, but I've got one semi funny one. I was messing around with the married chick that I work with. We tried to find a place to have a little privacy at work and one of the floors in the building was vacant. So I get this idea that if I put a pop can in the middle of the elevator the doors will keep opening and shutting(no sensor) and keeping us on that floor in use of the elevator. Well it turns out it worked even better. The doors would shut on the can and the elevator wouldn't move unless you pressed a button from inside the elevator or on the floor(Or at least it didn't for the most part).

This went on a few times a day for awhile, but one time while things were getting hot and heavy the elevator starts moving and we are on the 2nd floor and it's going down so not much recovery time. As we try to regroup the doors open and the full pop can comes falling out of the elevator shaft(maybe was on top of the elevator) and rolls right to the feet of this elderly couple we worked with. The guy just looks stunned and says "What in the hell?" as we stumble out laughing so hard we don't even look at them or say a word.

[Buehler445]

I laughed at Comos story.

[Katipan]

My (technical) husband at the time left me a love note on my car while it was parked at the boyfriend's. He went door to door looking for me but was apparently unable to negotiate stairs, so didn't. For the safety of that boyfriend I stopped parking there.

[Dayze]

Scenario; me with a gal I knew from working at the mall food court lol.
I came home from the Navy on leave, and we had a small party, which her boyfriend was invited but was working and couldn't attend. We were talking while everyone is mingling etc. She said something corny along the lines of “Come, I have to tell you something”. I did, and she starts kissing me heavily. I was sort of shocked since we were basically friends at the time. We kind of brushed it off. Much later in the evening I told her I was going to get a beer; on my way back she was standing near my bedroom door. I said something like “man, that was a hell of a kiss”, then she just starts taking off her panties from under her sun dress thing. I was completely shocked at this point. She was a little liquored up; tosses her drawers to me, puts her hands on her hips, smiles and says “ I think we should go in here (my room) so I can **** you”. At this point, I nearly passed out. Keep in mind, we had been pretty good friends for about 2 years so this was all out of left field. I figured, what the hell. Go in there, and holy crap. This chick was a FREAK. I had barely got in there and she started kissing me and getting my pants off. Then proceeded to give me the best (even to this date) BJ of my life. She didn’t finish, but I returned the favor. Finished up like a pron scene – getting her from behind and I was about to …ya know, she pulls a 180 and takes a load right on her face. . ‘Twas awesome.

Same chick; about 4 yrs later. I’m out of the Navy; hadn’t had much, if any contact with her for about a year. I get off of work at the liquor store, come home, and watching some TV. My phone rings, and it’s her. Out of the blue about midnight. She said she was getting married and was at her bachelorette party that was about to wrap up, and asked if she could come by. I figured sure. Not anticipating anything other than just visiting etc. She gets there we watch TV for about 20 minutes, we get with it. Some foreplay etc and she proceeded to jam 2 fingers up her backdoor as I was chowing down from behind. She then says “hang on”; she goes over to her purse and gets a condom and says “here, put this on”. 10-4. I’m getting ready to plow from behind, and she grabs my wiener (I’m thinking she’ll put it in #1), and puts it on her #2. I’m thinking she must be drunk and had put it in the wrong place lol. She then starts to PIIHB. Then I’m thinking “AWESOME”! Very slow at first, then before I know it she’s pushing back like a banchee, and pounding it. At this point, due to the awesomeness/feeling, I’m not going to last very long. I advise her as such. We go for another 10 minutes or so in #2 town. She then stops, takes off the condom, and starts blowing me. Now I really know I’m only good for about another 20 seconds. Just before, I tell her “uh…you’d better move” (lol), she didn’t flinch or stop and took it like a champion. BOOM. Was the best pop I’ve EVER had. We wrap things up; chat (which is awkward after you’ve just nailed a gal thoroughly in the #2.). About 20 minutes later, she leaves. And I haven’t heard or seen her since lol. Her poor husband……

[BigCatDaddy]

Originally Posted by Dayze

Scenario; me with a gal I knew from working at the mall food court lol.
I came home from the Navy on leave, and we had a small party, which her boyfriend was invited but was working and couldn't attend. We were talking while everyone is mingling etc. She said something corny along the lines of “Come, I have to tell you something”. I did, and she starts kissing me heavily. I was sort of shocked since we were basically friends at the time. We kind of brushed it off. Much later in the evening I told her I was going to get a beer; on my way back she was standing near my bedroom door. I said something like “man, that was a hell of a kiss”, then she just starts taking off her panties from under her sun dress thing. I was completely shocked at this point. She was a little liquored up; tosses her drawers to me, puts her hands on her hips, smiles and says “ I think we should go in here (my room) so I can **** you”. At this point, I nearly passed out. Keep in mind, we had been pretty good friends for about 2 years so this was all out of left field. I figured, what the hell. Go in there, and holy crap. This chick was a FREAK. I had barely got in there and she started kissing me and getting my pants off. Then proceeded to give me the best (even to this date) BJ of my life. She didn’t finish, but I returned the favor. Finished up like a pron scene – getting her from behind and I was about to …ya know, she pulls a 180 and takes a load right on her face. . ‘Twas awesome.

Same chick; about 4 yrs later. I’m out of the Navy; hadn’t had much, if any contact with her for about a year. I get off of work at the liquor store, come home, and watching some TV. My phone rings, and it’s her. Out of the blue about midnight. She said she was getting married and was at her bachelorette party that was about to wrap up, and asked if she could come by. I figured sure. Not anticipating anything other than just visiting etc. She gets there we watch TV for about 20 minutes, we get with it. Some foreplay etc and she proceeded to jam 2 fingers up her backdoor as I was chowing down from behind. She then says “hang on”; she goes over to her purse and gets a condom and says “here, put this on”. 10-4. I’m getting ready to plow from behind, and she grabs my wiener (I’m thinking she’ll put it in #1), and puts it on her #2. I’m thinking she must be drunk and had put it in the wrong place lol. She then starts to PIIHB. Then I’m thinking “AWESOME”! Very slow at first, then before I know it she’s pushing back like a banchee, and pounding it. At this point, due to the awesomeness/feeling, I’m not going to last very long. I advise her as such. We go for another 10 minutes or so in #2 town. She then stops, takes off the condom, and starts blowing me. Now I really know I’m only good for about another 20 seconds. Just before, I tell her “uh…you’d better move” (lol), she didn’t flinch or stop and took it like a champion. BOOM. Was the best pop I’ve EVER had. We wrap things up; chat (which is awkward after you’ve just nailed a gal thoroughly in the #2.). About 20 minutes later, she leaves. And I haven’t heard or seen her since lol. Her poor husband……

I might disagree with that

[Dayze]

.....that's a good damned point there. I never thought about it that way.

[notorious]

Well, like Andrew Dice says,"How do you think she got to be that way?"

[Dayze]

it was very peculiar on both occasions. She is usually a fairly reserved person. She's probably a 6 or 7 out of 10; really cute. Polite. rarely swears.

just goes to show you that you have no idea what a shy/quieter type gal likes lol.