Sporting KC I saw Kendrick Lewis at IHOP today - Page 10

**RealSNR** · 12-30-2013, 09:24 PM

Really nice guy. Really hard to not like Kendrick Lewis. Talked to him for awhile. He took his family out just enjoying the evening. Ordered the Pick-a-Pancake Combo with butter pecan syrup, a man's pancake order if I ever saw one. His kids all got the Funny Face Pancake and laughed at how funny the face was. Lewis thought it was funny too.

You all need to stop picking on Lewis. He's a human being who's just trying to make a living like all of us, and somebody out there has to buy pancakes for his kids. If any of you knew the men under those helmets like I saw today, you'd feel the exact same way.

**TimBone** · 12-31-2013, 01:04 AM

I thought it was great.

**ShortRoundChief** · 12-31-2013, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88

SNR fails at life, including tic.

FAIL.

Dude. He reeled you in, got you wired and twisted your panties clean up in a wad.

I think his tic worked quite well.

**Easy 6** · 12-31-2013, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson

Wife will be home from work in about ten minutes. Douce bag move to demand pancakes from her at this hour?

grab your pillow, a blanket and prepare to couch camp.

**RealSNR** · 12-31-2013, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

My dog is now staring at the microwave with a sad longing. He begs to differ.

To be fair, your dog would probably eat a steak that you cooked in the microwave.

My German Shepherd often gets fed freezer burned meat that I accidentally forget about. Cook that shit up and he'll eat it just the same.

It's not exactly an economical way to feed the dog, but it is a good way to at least cut down on food waste a little bit.

**Easy 6** · 12-31-2013, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88

SNR fails at life, including tic.

FAIL.

We've done a 180 together you and i 88, NTTAWWT - and your now what i would call a bestie... but you done been had.

**wazu** · 12-31-2013, 07:52 AM

I'm sold. Chiefs just need to coach him up and he will do better next year. Wouldn't be fair to those kids to let him go without trying.

beach tribe · 12-31-2013, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88

So you had some spiritual experience with Kendrick over pancakes and now we are supposed to accept the fact he is a massive liability on defense?

He is a professional athlete, making $1.3 million in base salary this year and has not performed his job well.

The criticism is fair and deserved.

**Iowanian** · 12-31-2013, 09:26 AM

I'll bet you faked a step towards the napkin rack and beat him to the syrup by 4 steps ftw.

Ironically, he plays safety like a blue waffle.

Straight, No Chaser · 12-31-2013, 09:29 AM

IHOPs in about every town with a NFL franchise...

Bl00dyBizkitz · 12-31-2013, 09:34 AM

Nice story, cool to hear he's a nice guy off the field.

Problem is, he sucks and he needs to go.

KC native · 12-31-2013, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by notorious

It can still be saved.

Delete the evidence.

Done, blank the quote. PM J Diddy.

**gblowfish** · 12-31-2013, 10:19 AM

Hmmm....how to respond to this obvious troll thread:

• IHOP? Dude is a millionare! He can't afford First Watch?

• Lewis thinks IHOP stands for "I Helpu Outta Playoffs"

• I'm sure he likes his toast like his coverage, completely burnt.

• The only thing Lewis knows about pancakes is, on run support he always gets pancaked.

• He hopes one day to manage his own IHOP, like William Bartee.

• How many times did he drop his silverware? It was right in his hands!

• Did he have to chase his waitress down thirty or forty yards across the restaurant to get his check?

• Did Eric Berry have to clean up his mess?

* When his meal came, did he rip off his headgear?

• Syrup is the only way Lewis would stick to anybody.

• I doubt he got a take out order. Lewis can't take out anything.

Frosty · 12-31-2013, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by SNR

To be fair, your dog would probably eat a steak that you cooked in the microwave.

My German Shepherd often gets fed freezer burned meat that I accidentally forget about. Cook that shit up and he'll eat it just the same.

It's not exactly an economical way to feed the dog, but it is a good way to at least cut down on food waste a little bit.

Why would you cook it? Thaw it out and give it to him raw. BARF is where it's at.

**mlyonsd** · 12-31-2013, 11:12 AM

I might have been fooled if it had taken place in a Waffle House.

Simplicity · 12-31-2013, 11:16 AM

His reaction after waitress forgot the butter.

12-30-2013, 09:24 PM
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $-1314792	I saw Kendrick Lewis at IHOP today Really nice guy. Really hard to not like Kendrick Lewis. Talked to him for awhile. He took his family out just enjoying the evening. Ordered the Pick-a-Pancake Combo with butter pecan syrup, a man's pancake order if I ever saw one. His kids all got the Funny Face Pancake and laughed at how funny the face was. Lewis thought it was funny too. You all need to stop picking on Lewis. He's a human being who's just trying to make a living like all of us, and somebody out there has to buy pancakes for his kids. If any of you knew the men under those helmets like I saw today, you'd feel the exact same way.
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12-31-2013, 01:04 AM	#136
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12-31-2013, 07:52 AM	#141
wazu ... Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $-1477705 VARSITY	I'm sold. Chiefs just need to coach him up and he will do better next year. Wouldn't be fair to those kids to let him go without trying.
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12-31-2013, 09:26 AM	#143
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1818454	I'll bet you faked a step towards the napkin rack and beat him to the syrup by 4 steps ftw. Ironically, he plays safety like a blue waffle.
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12-31-2013, 09:29 AM	#144
Straight, No Chaser Veteran Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Tempe, Arizona Casino cash: $1419209	IHOPs in about every town with a NFL franchise...
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12-31-2013, 09:34 AM	#145
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12-31-2013, 10:19 AM	#147
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $16896178 VARSITY	Hmmm....how to respond to this obvious troll thread: • IHOP? Dude is a millionare! He can't afford First Watch? • Lewis thinks IHOP stands for "I Helpu Outta Playoffs" • I'm sure he likes his toast like his coverage, completely burnt. • The only thing Lewis knows about pancakes is, on run support he always gets pancaked. • He hopes one day to manage his own IHOP, like William Bartee. • How many times did he drop his silverware? It was right in his hands! • Did he have to chase his waitress down thirty or forty yards across the restaurant to get his check? • Did Eric Berry have to clean up his mess? * When his meal came, did he rip off his headgear? • Syrup is the only way Lewis would stick to anybody. • I doubt he got a take out order. Lewis can't take out anything.
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12-31-2013, 11:12 AM	#149
mlyonsd Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Spink, SD Casino cash: $-2006238	I might have been fooled if it had taken place in a Waffle House.
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12-31-2013, 11:16 AM	#150
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