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05-24-2013, 07:32 AM | #151 |
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The term "fat" is a relative thing. By today's standards, legendary beauties like Elizabeth Taylor and Marilyn Monroe would be "fat". In their prime, I'd take them over some of the hotties today. Real hooters weigh more than store bought ones.
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05-24-2013, 07:33 AM | #152 |
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Never.
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05-24-2013, 07:33 AM | #153 |
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I have. The most memorable was a friend of mine at the time. She absolutely loved me and was a cool chick, I was just never attracted to her. I got wasted one night and gave in but only if she agreed to give up the anus (which is probably the worst place you'd want your dick around a fat chick). I pissed pounded the hell out of that butthole. I was jumping off the ground to hit it as hard as I could. I was wasted and started to laugh and couldn't finish. Afterwards, she was like 'cuddle with me' and I was like 'no'.
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05-24-2013, 07:36 AM | #155 |
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What a bizarre thread. And what's your definition of fat? That's a bit of a broad term based off the individuals judgement, no?
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05-24-2013, 07:38 AM | #157 |
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05-24-2013, 08:03 AM | #162 |
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05-24-2013, 08:06 AM | #163 | |
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05-24-2013, 08:08 AM | #164 |
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I had a "fat chick" like that once, except not as good looking as her, but she sat on my lap every chance she got and it damn near killed me. This was 15 years ago, when I was skinny as hell. Took my breath away every time and I didn't have the heart to tell her. She'd say "Am I hurting you?" I would be nice and say "No not at all lol" when inside I was saying "MY SCIATICA! ****!"
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05-24-2013, 08:13 AM | #165 |
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That chick ^ is smokin'.
personally I wouldn't consider her fat at all.
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