What's the weirdest thing you've caught someone doing?

[wutamess]

Don't really have a story. Just interested in what you guys have.

[boogblaster]

My neighbor porkin' his mom ...

[bogey]

I had 2 room mates at SMS. I caught one of my room mates pissing in the other room mates cowboy boot.

[wild1]

Originally Posted by Delano

No way!

that is just one typical story of many that nurses could tell involving the morbidly obese. i dont think it is very exceptional.

[wild1]

Originally Posted by Nzoner

and I didn't think this thread could get any worse

actually, i may be mixing two stories together, but there is some kind of a term they use for that flap of fat that you might call the gut. for the morbidly obese they have to lift that to get at anything delicate. the story was that this woman I knew was the assist nurse in this gyno exam, so she was supposed to lift the gut up so they could get in there.

I know there have been cases where they needed more than one nurse

[Ralphy Boy]

I used to own what you might call a "crackhouse" and had 3 brothers that rented a one bedroom from me. The oldest one looked like Phillip Seymour Hoffman crossed with Sloth from Goonies. Then there were the twins, Kelly & Kevin. These were the kind of people you would point at and laugh. When I first bought the building I had new windows put in and went about putting mini-blinds in all the units. The oldest brother was concerned about waking the twins, but I had to get into their bedroom to hang up the blinds and when I went in there with him, there was a pile of blankets on the floor and i could only make out one body with the covers pulled over his head. I said "does he work days or something?" and he replied "No, they just stay up all night watching movies and playing video games." I looked back at the pile of blankets on the floor and realized there were in fact two bodies and they were spooning. I always knew that twins were close, but damn.

[KCChiefsMan]

when I was visiting my Aunt in Boston, the person in the bed next to her all of the sudden was getting an enema. No warning, nothing. ****ing sick that my aunt had to lay there while it happened.

[SAUTO]

i had a buddy that was dating a girl. we were all partying and pretty drunk. this chick puts her hands in the air and proceeds to "throw"(literally puts her hands behind her head and throw) herself into the top of the cooler. i mean there are like 30 people here playing pool and the top of the cooler had bottles on it. shit goes flying everywhere and this chick looks around gets up off the floor and walks out. 30 minutes later she shows back up walks in like nothing happened and says "whats up guys". needless to say they have been married for 5 years. some people are gluttons for punishment

[Delano]

Originally Posted by Ralphy Boy

I used to own what you might call a "crackhouse" and had 3 brothers that rented a one bedroom from me. The oldest one looked like Phillip Seymour Hoffman crossed with Sloth from Goonies. Then there were the twins, Kelly & Kevin. These were the kind of people you would point at and laugh. When I first bought the building I had new windows put in and went about putting mini-blinds in all the units. The oldest brother was concerned about waking the twins, but I had to get into their bedroom to hang up the blinds and when I went in there with him, there was a pile of blankets on the floor and i could only make out one body with the covers pulled over his head. I said "does he work days or something?" and he replied "No, they just stay up all night watching movies and playing video games." I looked back at the pile of blankets on the floor and realized there were in fact two bodies and they were spooning. I always knew that twins were close, but damn.

Last name Ward?

[Ralphy Boy]

Originally Posted by Delano

Last name Ward?

No. Sorry.

[Ralphy Boy]

I have an overweight aunt & uncle (don't we all). Once, when I was a teenager,my cousin and I were laying on their bed watching TV and I looked in her nightstand drawer for the remote. Instead I found a big black dildo and a jar of vaseline.

To this day, I think of it every time I see them and that was 20+ years ago.

[Ralphy Boy]

My sister-in-law walked in on my brother while he was reclining on the toilet with his feet outstretched, head leaned back and facing the ceiling, beating his meat like it owed him money. She said the vein in his neck was popping out. Pretty sure it wasn't the only vein that was popping out.

[ziggysocki]

Originally Posted by rockymtnchief

He didn't even act surprised that I walked in.

Then, to make things even more odd, they took a shower, came out, and asked me if I wanted a blow job from his girlfriend. I declined.

Same roommate would bring the weirdest people home from the bar. I once woke up at 3:00 am to an after hours party he brought home. I opened my door to find him, 6 over-weight 40ish-50ish men, and one 70+ year old woman playing strip poker in the dining room. She was yelling that teeth should count as an article of clothing.

wtf

[88TG88]

When I was in HS me and my friend were walking down an alley when we see two people in front of a garage. This girl we knew was giving this guy an enthusiastic bj. She looked right at us and just kept going as we walked by.

I probably have better stories, but I can't remember any right now.

[Mr. Plow]

Where the **** is Hootie at?

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Ralphy Boy

I have an overweight aunt & uncle (don't we all). Once, when I was a teenager,my cousin and I were laying on their bed watching TV and I looked in her nightstand drawer for the remote. Instead I found a big black dildo and a jar of vaseline.

To this day, I think of it every time I see them and that was 20+ years ago.

Fan of Mandingo, eh ?