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Old 05-24-2013, 07:36 AM   #1
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I have. The most memorable was a friend of mine at the time. She absolutely loved me and was a cool chick, I was just never attracted to her. I got wasted one night and gave in but only if she agreed to give up the anus (which is probably the worst place you'd want your dick around a fat chick). I pissed pounded the hell out of that butthole. I was jumping off the ground to hit it as hard as I could. I was wasted and started to laugh and couldn't finish. Afterwards, she was like 'cuddle with me' and I was like 'no'.
Yeah I feel you. There is always the chance that after sex they will eat you. Cuddling would have put you in a bad spot.
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Old 05-24-2013, 07:37 AM   #2
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I have. The most memorable was a friend of mine at the time. She absolutely loved me and was a cool chick, I was just never attracted to her. I got wasted one night and gave in but only if she agreed to give up the anus (which is probably the worst place you'd want your dick around a fat chick). I pissed pounded the hell out of that butthole. I was jumping off the ground to hit it as hard as I could. I was wasted and started to laugh and couldn't finish. Afterwards, she was like 'cuddle with me' and I was like 'no'.
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Old 05-24-2013, 07:41 AM   #3
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I have. The most memorable was a friend of mine at the time. She absolutely loved me and was a cool chick, I was just never attracted to her. I got wasted one night and gave in but only if she agreed to give up the anus (which is probably the worst place you'd want your dick around a fat chick). I pissed pounded the hell out of that butthole. I was jumping off the ground to hit it as hard as I could. I was wasted and started to laugh and couldn't finish. Afterwards, she was like 'cuddle with me' and I was like 'no'.
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Old 05-24-2013, 07:53 AM   #4
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I have. The most memorable was a friend of mine at the time. She absolutely loved me and was a cool chick, I was just never attracted to her. I got wasted one night and gave in but only if she agreed to give up the anus (which is probably the worst place you'd want your dick around a fat chick). I pissed pounded the hell out of that butthole. I was jumping off the ground to hit it as hard as I could. I was wasted and started to laugh and couldn't finish. Afterwards, she was like 'cuddle with me' and I was like 'no'.
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Old 05-24-2013, 08:39 AM   #5
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I have. The most memorable was a friend of mine at the time. She absolutely loved me and was a cool chick, I was just never attracted to her. I got wasted one night and gave in but only if she agreed to give up the anus (which is probably the worst place you'd want your dick around a fat chick). I pissed pounded the hell out of that butthole. I was jumping off the ground to hit it as hard as I could. I was wasted and started to laugh and couldn't finish. Afterwards, she was like 'cuddle with me' and I was like 'no'.
That belongs in the Shaggy Bevo MS Paint worst sex encounters thread.
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Old 05-24-2013, 12:42 PM   #6
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I have. The most memorable was a friend of mine at the time. She absolutely loved me and was a cool chick, I was just never attracted to her. I got wasted one night and gave in but only if she agreed to give up the anus (which is probably the worst place you'd want your dick around a fat chick). I pissed pounded the hell out of that butthole. I was jumping off the ground to hit it as hard as I could. I was wasted and started to laugh and couldn't finish. Afterwards, she was like 'cuddle with me' and I was like 'no'.
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Old 06-14-2013, 02:49 AM   #7
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I have. The most memorable was a friend of mine at the time. She absolutely loved me and was a cool chick, I was just never attracted to her. I got wasted one night and gave in but only if she agreed to give up the anus (which is probably the worst place you'd want your dick around a fat chick). I pissed pounded the hell out of that butthole. I was jumping off the ground to hit it as hard as I could. I was wasted and started to laugh and couldn't finish. Afterwards, she was like 'cuddle with me' and I was like 'no'.
Holy **** this nearly ended my life .
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Old 05-24-2013, 07:33 AM   #8
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Old 05-24-2013, 07:36 AM   #9
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What a bizarre thread. And what's your definition of fat? That's a bit of a broad term based off the individuals judgement, no?
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Old 05-24-2013, 07:38 AM   #10
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What a bizarre thread. And what's your definition of fat? That's a bit of a broad term based off the individuals judgement, no?
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Old 05-24-2013, 08:03 AM   #11
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Ha, then no.

Like this, then yes:
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Old 05-24-2013, 08:08 AM   #12
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I had a "fat chick" like that once, except not as good looking as her, but she sat on my lap every chance she got and it damn near killed me. This was 15 years ago, when I was skinny as hell. Took my breath away every time and I didn't have the heart to tell her. She'd say "Am I hurting you?" I would be nice and say "No not at all lol" when inside I was saying "MY SCIATICA! ****!"
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Old 05-24-2013, 08:19 AM   #13
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Wait, is that fattytits?

Oh, and yes I have.
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I thought the same thing. Fattytits is back
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