ChiefsPlanet Hottest Female Celebrity Tournament - Round 1 - Heat 7 - Page 11

**TimBone** · 02-04-2016, 04:55 PM

Okay, Everyone. Gather around. It’s time to start this tournament. We’re setting out to find out who Chiefsplanet will vote as the hottest female celebrity. Once we vote the nominees down to one final champion, perhaps we can contact her and find out if she’s interested in any action with such fine gentlemen such as ourselves.

This is a large tournament, with a total of 115 entries. I tried to go a few different directions with the brackets and seeding, but in the end, random was best way to go. This will gives us the best shot of having the powerhouses make the final polls.

The first round will consist of 23 heats of 5 girls. In each heat, I ask that you vote for your favorite two girls that you believe should advance to round two. Theoretically, we want the votes to be based strictly upon looks. I will post the picture that was submitted with each nomination. That being said, users are permitted to lobby for their nominee with more pictures (including NSFW pictures, if posted with the correct NSFW tags). We will also have some wildcard heats at the end of certain rounds, so if your favorite celebrity gets eliminated, there is a chance she might get back in to the contest.

That being said, this is my first contest of this size, so cut me some slack and roll with the punches.

On to the girls!

Vote for the two hottest girls in this heat, please.

Nadine Velazquez

Winona Ryder

Milana Vayntrub

Shania Twain

Kelly Brook

listopencil · 02-05-2016, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo

Any time an ass is wider than a person's shoulders, it's a big, fat ass.

You know who typically have shoulders that are wider than their hips?

Men and boys. And skinny prepubescent girls.

listopencil · 02-05-2016, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Gadzooks

I'd say the width is about even. Hip to waist ratio is typically an inherent desire among men as it indicates a women's ability to bear children.

The fat deposits in those areas also show their ability to survive through lean times while raising said children.

This type of thinking has been passed down for generations. I believe Hollywood/ the media has promoted women that look like 10 year old boys to be considered as sex symbols ala Mila Kunis, (who easily won her round).

I predict the winner of this battle will have hips and a decent sized bottom.

Hell yes.

listopencil · 02-05-2016, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

Agreed.

I aint scared.

Kman34 · 02-05-2016, 07:24 AM

Shania wants you to have a good morning and a great day....

Coochie liquor · 02-05-2016, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Because I'm still offended- here's the ass in question:

This contest has shown me is there's a big difference between what I find hot, and what the majority of the board does. I need some curves, and titties. They say "fat" but likely haven't seen their penis in years because of a big belly and forest of hair blocking them from it. I don't know half of these women, but if there's little to no shape on them from top to bottom, small boobs, and thin chicken legs, then I'm not going with that one. Not that my opinion matters to anyone, but if you're digging in chicks with the bodies of prepubescent boys, then that's their prerogative!
The ass in question looks nice and has a great shape. But some of these Jared Fogel's on here would never agree.

Just Passin' By · 02-05-2016, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo

For a fat chick...

Got Pregnant
Had a miscarriage
Got pregnant again
Had a second miscarriage
Relationship with would-have-been father fell apart

Yeah, let's bag on her for gaining weight with all that going on, and then getting back into shape.

LiveSteam · 02-05-2016, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

That's a great ass.

I would shove my tongue deep in her butt.

**Rain Man** · 02-05-2016, 09:31 AM

Should we continue to have a tournament if people are voting against Winona and Nadine as a practical joke? Because there's no way they legitimately lose against first-round competition. Maybe people are misunderstanding the contest.

Vote for the HOTTEST ones, people. Vote for Nadine and Winona. It's simple.

Coochie liquor · 02-05-2016, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Should we continue to have a tournament if people are voting against Winona and Nadine as a practical joke? Because there's no way they legitimately lose against first-round competition. Maybe people are misunderstanding the contest.

Vote for the HOTTEST ones, people. Vote for Nadine and Winona. It's simple.

Rain Man, I like you a lot. You are one of my faves on here, but I can't find it in my heart to vote for someone with their hair as short as Winona. I can't even judge her properly because of the short hair gimmick. Hope you don't take this the wrong way.

Love, CL

ThaVirus · 02-05-2016, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

For a fat chick...

If we're speaking strictly about sex, I'd be down in a heartbeat. What is she- maybe 15-20 pounds overweight? At least she carries it mainly in her hips, thighs and tits.

**Indian Chief** · 02-05-2016, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Should we continue to have a tournament if people are voting against Winona and Nadine as a practical joke? Because there's no way they legitimately lose against first-round competition. Maybe people are misunderstanding the contest.

Vote for the HOTTEST ones, people. Vote for Nadine and Winona. It's simple.

I think this is a classic case of splitting votes.

I have more respect for you knowing that you could have moved your submissions to other heats to avoid this scenario.

Coochie liquor · 02-05-2016, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

If we're speaking strictly about sex, I'd be down in a heartbeat. What is she- maybe 15-20 pounds overweight? At least she carries it mainly in her hips, thighs and tits.

This!! I ain't tryin to break my pelvis when I go to pound town. I need some movement.

Dayze · 02-05-2016, 12:54 PM

I like hips and ass and soft in the right places on women. Don't get me wrong, plenty of skinny chicks I find good looking. But I really like some curves. That Milana chick is a perfect example.

**TimBone** · 02-05-2016, 01:17 PM

Serious question: Should the contest be shut down due to lack of votes for Nadine? I mean, do we, as a whole, really deserve to keep voting after such an embarrassing display in this heat?

**DaneMcCloud** · 02-05-2016, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

For a fat chick...

Dude...

View Poll Results: Which two female celebrities are the hottest?
Nadine Velazquez	59	34.91%
Winona Ryder	42	24.85%
Milana Vayntrub	56	33.14%
Shania Twain	71	42.01%
Kelly Brook	73	43.20%
None	0	0%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 169. You may not vote on this poll

02-04-2016, 04:55 PM
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8499985	Hottest Female Celebrity Tournament - Round 1 - Heat 7 Okay, Everyone. Gather around. It’s time to start this tournament. We’re setting out to find out who Chiefsplanet will vote as the hottest female celebrity. Once we vote the nominees down to one final champion, perhaps we can contact her and find out if she’s interested in any action with such fine gentlemen such as ourselves. This is a large tournament, with a total of 115 entries. I tried to go a few different directions with the brackets and seeding, but in the end, random was best way to go. This will gives us the best shot of having the powerhouses make the final polls. The first round will consist of 23 heats of 5 girls. In each heat, I ask that you vote for your favorite two girls that you believe should advance to round two. Theoretically, we want the votes to be based strictly upon looks. I will post the picture that was submitted with each nomination. That being said, users are permitted to lobby for their nominee with more pictures (including NSFW pictures, if posted with the correct NSFW tags). We will also have some wildcard heats at the end of certain rounds, so if your favorite celebrity gets eliminated, there is a chance she might get back in to the contest. That being said, this is my first contest of this size, so cut me some slack and roll with the punches. On to the girls! Vote for the two hottest girls in this heat, please. Nadine Velazquez Winona Ryder Milana Vayntrub Shania Twain Kelly Brook
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TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8499985	Serious question: Should the contest be shut down due to lack of votes for Nadine? I mean, do we, as a whole, really deserve to keep voting after such an embarrassing display in this heat?
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