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04-08-2008, 08:54 AM | #151 |
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I only wish everyone would be so courtious as bogey. I'm about to attend a meeting where some big boys will be trying to Fook me, and I doubt very much if they give second thought to my pleasure.
Matter of fact, I think one will be happier if it hurts. I think I'll load up on Colon Blow just in case.....for a suprise Brown-sound-Defense. |
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04-08-2008, 09:12 AM | #152 |
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The G-Spot is located behind the ears .. pull hard on them as you thrust your penis in her pie-hole ....
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04-08-2008, 10:27 AM | #153 |
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Slowly release helium from a balloon into her her vag
letting the open end of the balloon flutter around quickly try to suck out the helium and groan |
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04-08-2008, 11:17 AM | #154 |
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04-08-2008, 11:31 AM | #155 |
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Okay, here's the deal. She had a great birthday. However, the G spot O was not accomplished. I screwed up. I explained to her that tonight my intentions were to find her G spot, she was excited. After I tucked in my 10 year old for the night, I offered my lovely (now 47 year old) wife a foot massage just to get her warmed up. For the record, she loves having her feet massaged. Unfortunately, during my massage, she fell fast asleep. FYI, while I was rubbing her feet, I watched the terrific KU game, congrats KU fan. Anyway, when she woke up, she was groggy, happy, and ready to sleep. I told her the G spot O has been put on hold till tonight.
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04-08-2008, 11:33 AM | #156 |
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Ah well. Better luck next year.
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04-08-2008, 11:35 AM | #157 |
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04-08-2008, 11:45 AM | #158 |
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This is a really bad idea. Blowing air of any kind into the vagina can be fatal. Seriously. http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1859.html Most likely, if you release the helium slowly and let "the open end of the balloon flutter around", it won't cause a problem, but I don't think it's a very good idea anyway. P.S. I realize that you were probably joking with this post, but I thought I should say something just in case someone took it seriously.
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04-08-2008, 02:28 PM | #160 |
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so 1 cm = .39 inches ..... ~I inch back. hmmm Deep ( I think not.)
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Forgive me for LOL at this most ANTI-climatic story. And FTR, I think if you try and she's trying it is not a prescription for success. My first one happened quite by accident and from then on it was easy but it's not something planned...WAY too much pressure.
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Meet the new boss same as the old boss. BigChiefDave:"Anyone who thought we would only be in Iraq for a few years is either stoned or just stoopid." "It is unknowable how long that conflict will last. It could last 6 days, 6 wks. I doubt 6 mths." Rummy 2/7/03 |
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No, I knew it was anti-climatic. Maybe tomorrow will be a better story, but honestly, I don't have a lot of faith that I will have success.
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does she know-that the whole planet knows about her G spot???
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04-08-2008, 03:54 PM | #165 |
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