Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. - Page 11

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:21 PM

Post your reasons here. I'll start.

1. They stand between us and the playoffs.

2. We play them next week.

3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts.

4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams.

5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously.

6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance.

7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little.

8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight.

9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules.

10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2.

11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich.

12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places.

Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.

**cdcox** · 11-28-2005, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by AlWilsonizKING

PEACE!!!

I'm pretty sure that word doesn't mean what you think it does.

Raiderhater · 11-28-2005, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by AlWilsonizKING

When he's grabbing a player by the facemask play after play......that is CLASSLESS!!!!

PEACE!!!

It was only Sharpe.

Donkey players have been known to do worse down at the local IHOP.

vailpass · 11-28-2005, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd

Wake up! Wake Up! You are having a wet dream!

Broncos used up all of their luck and Carma to just get by an NFC team on Turkey Day. You should feel confident however, the final score Sunday should be less lopsided than 45-17.

Howdy Ed,
The hell of it is you might be just exactly right. No matter the records I wouldn't bet a KC-Denver game to save my life.

Your boys are on a roll and pretty much every game for KC is a must-win. OTOH LJ will find the yards come a little tougher this week than they have the last couple of games.This is the stuff I wait all season to see.

Hope your turkey day was good, happy holidays to you and yours.

plbrdude · 11-28-2005, 12:33 PM

just checked out the orange mange site. i had no idea that donkey fans never progressed pass the 7th grade maturity level.

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2005, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

How bRainman doesn't climb a clock tower a couple of times a week, I'll never know.

Now that you mention it, this one is only about five blocks from my office. Maybe I should start checking the locks.

Mark M · 11-28-2005, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by plbrdude

just checked out the orange mange site. i had no idea that donkey fans never progressed pass the 7th grade maturity level.

They each receive a "Mullet and Camaro Joke" cheat sheet and are encouraged to post from it every single time they discuss the Chiefs. And as you'll quickly notice, it hasn't been updated since 1983.

It's pretty sad, really ...

MM
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ChiefsCountry · 11-28-2005, 12:39 PM

I was listening to the post game show, and Mitch Holtus kept calling them the Donks. It was pretty awesome.

AlWilsonizKING · 11-28-2005, 12:50 PM

At least we can be heppy in the fact that we HAVE had winning seasons in the past 10 seasons AND WE HAVE BEEN TO AND WON 2 SUPERBOWLS.....maybe that's why you all are so bitter and quick with the insults......

PEACE!!!

PunkinDrublic · 11-28-2005, 12:58 PM

Owner/GM Pat Bowlen is a filthy Canadian. Not the good type either probably a closet French Canadian.

11-28-2005, 01:00 PM

Because when I went to Vegas in January I saw John Elway playing Black Jack at the Mirage. I can confirm that without a doubt he is the ugliest mf'er on the face of the earth. The horse-faced bastard kept staying on 16 against face cards too. What a dumb sonofabitch.

AlWilsonizKING · 11-28-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Jack Savage

Because when I went to Vegas in January I saw John Elway playing Black Jack at the Mirage. I can confirm that without a doubt he is the ugliest mf'er on the face of the earth. The horse-faced bastard kept staying on 16 against face cards too. What a dumb sonofabitch.

John Elway was payed to play football, not poker so I wouldn't be too hard on him.....which

QB has won a Superbowl lately?!?!?! Oh that's right the

QB's suck so much that they can't make it too a Superbowl........

I would rather be a "Ugly-ass-Superbowl winning bad poker player" than a "Good-looking non Superbowl winning KC

" QB anyday!!!!

PEACE!!!

vailpass · 11-28-2005, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic

Owner/GM Pat Bowlen is a filthy Canadian. Not the good the good type either probably a closet French Canadian.

That one hurts. The only mitigating factor is his choice of store-bought arm candy.

11-28-2005, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd

They stole Keith Traylor from us.

The Broncos originally drafted him in the 3rd round in 1991 as a linebacker from Central State in Oklahoma.

AlWilsonizKING · 11-28-2005, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Boardin Bronco

The Broncos originally drafted him in the 3rd round in 1991 as a linebacker from Central State in Oklahoma.

HAHA See how much the

fans know..........NOT MUCH!!!

PEACE!!!

**HemiEd** · 11-28-2005, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

Howdy Ed,
The hell of it is you might be just exactly right. No matter the records I wouldn't bet a KC-Denver game to save my life.

Your boys are on a roll and pretty much every game for KC is a must-win. OTOH LJ will find the yards come a little tougher this week than they have the last couple of games.This is the stuff I wait all season to see.

Hope your turkey day was good, happy holidays to you and yours.

agreed on all accounts, and back at you!

11-27-2005, 09:21 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2778491 VARSITY	Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. Post your reasons here. I'll start. 1. They stand between us and the playoffs. 2. We play them next week. 3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts. 4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams. 5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously. 6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance. 7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little. 8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight. 9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules. 10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2. 11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich. 12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places. Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.
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ChiefsCountry The Insider Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Lake of the Ozarks Casino cash: $1778752	I was listening to the post game show, and Mitch Holtus kept calling them the Donks. It was pretty awesome.
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11-28-2005, 12:50 PM	#158
AlWilsonizKING Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Aurora, CO BABY!!!! Casino cash: $10004900	At least we can be heppy in the fact that we HAVE had winning seasons in the past 10 seasons AND WE HAVE BEEN TO AND WON 2 SUPERBOWLS.....maybe that's why you all are so bitter and quick with the insults...... PEACE!!!
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PunkinDrublic Stay down bitch! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Plano, TX Casino cash: $6150670	Owner/GM Pat Bowlen is a filthy Canadian. Not the good type either probably a closet French Canadian. __________________ Disappointing my parents since 1976 Last edited by PunkinDrublic; 11-28-2005 at 01:14 PM..
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11-28-2005, 01:00 PM	#160
Black Jack Savage Guest Casino cash: $	Because when I went to Vegas in January I saw John Elway playing Black Jack at the Mirage. I can confirm that without a doubt he is the ugliest mf'er on the face of the earth. The horse-faced bastard kept staying on 16 against face cards too. What a dumb sonofabitch.
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