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Old 05-18-2010, 09:39 PM  
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Night before last the boy who mows my yard came up to get paid and he kinda rubbed my fingers as he took the money. Well I thought kinda strange, but maybe I was reading to much into it, until less than 5 min later I got a text that said

"Don't you get lonely sitting there all alone"

I said no my boyfriend came up almost every evening.

He then asked if I would like to see him naked...this boy is 18 years old!!!

I told him he was younger than my children and I had absolutely no interest in him naked or otherwise. I also told him to lose my number and I would be getting someone else to mow for me.

He said he was sorry and if he could still mow for me and for me to please not be mad at him.

I of course refused to let him mow and asked him to never contact me again via text, phone or in person. He lives right down below me. I now do lock my doors at all times and close every blind in the house at night. He kinda gave me the spooks. How weird can things get in this world?
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Old 05-19-2010, 02:57 PM   #151
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the best mowers always do the trim work too
whoops, beat me to it. nice job.
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Old 05-19-2010, 03:21 PM   #152
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Okay, now that was damn funny right there.

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Old 05-19-2010, 03:22 PM   #153
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We're all just dieing to have your respect Donger. . These type of comments kill me. It's a freakin Internet BB.
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Old 05-19-2010, 04:23 PM   #154
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I also told him ... I would be getting someone else to mow for me.

He lives right down below me.
I don't understand, I guess. Do you live in a castle tower? A hilltop house of ill-repute? An apartment with interior grassy areas?

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Old 05-19-2010, 04:59 PM   #155
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Night before last the boy who mows my yard came up to get paid and he kinda rubbed my fingers as he took the money. Well I thought kinda strange, but maybe I was reading to much into it, until less than 5 min later I got a text that said

"Don't you get lonely sitting there all alone"

I said no my boyfriend came up almost every evening.

He then asked if I would like to see him naked...this boy is 18 years old!!!

I told him he was younger than my children and I had absolutely no interest in him naked or otherwise. I also told him to lose my number and I would be getting someone else to mow for me.

He said he was sorry and if he could still mow for me and for me to please not be mad at him.

I of course refused to let him mow and asked him to never contact me again via text, phone or in person. He lives right down below me. I now do lock my doors at all times and close every blind in the house at night. He kinda gave me the spooks. How weird can things get in this world?
I totally support your decision, since you are in charge of the outcome.
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Old 05-19-2010, 05:28 PM   #156
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Old 05-19-2010, 05:31 PM   #157
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Old 05-19-2010, 05:32 PM   #158
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Old 05-19-2010, 06:00 PM   #159
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Old 05-19-2010, 07:19 PM   #160
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Old 05-19-2010, 07:41 PM   #161
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Night before last the boy who mows my yard came up to get paid and he kinda rubbed my fingers as he took the money. Well I thought kinda strange, but maybe I was reading to much into it, until less than 5 min later I got a text that said

"Don't you get lonely sitting there all alone"

I said no my boyfriend came up almost every evening.

He then asked if I would like to see him naked...this boy is 18 years old!!!

I told him he was younger than my children and I had absolutely no interest in him naked or otherwise. I also told him to lose my number and I would be getting someone else to mow for me.

He said he was sorry and if he could still mow for me and for me to please not be mad at him.

I of course refused to let him mow and asked him to never contact me again via text, phone or in person. He lives right down below me. I now do lock my doors at all times and close every blind in the house at night. He kinda gave me the spooks. How weird can things get in this world?
Typical f'n woman. Make the guy out to be a rapist because he texted you and then go post on a forum to get attention from everyone to try to make you feel better about yourself.

There's a strong chance this didn't even happen but you need to try to feel good about yourself.
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Old 05-19-2010, 08:30 PM   #162
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Typical f'n woman. Make the guy out to be a rapist because he texted you and then go post on a forum to get attention from everyone to try to make you feel better about yourself.

There's a strong chance this didn't even happen but you need to try to feel good about yourself.
Why are some of you so harsh?? I would run away crying if some of these things were said to me....

Women are delicate flowers that need to be handled with kid gloves. And whats wrong with trying to get everyone's attention??

I am having a down day, all I wanna do is cry. Wish a studly 18 yr old would hit on me! Who wants to give me a shoulder to cry on??
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Old 05-19-2010, 08:31 PM   #163
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Why are some of you so harsh?? I would run away crying if some of these things were said to me....

Women are delicate flowers that need to be handled with kid gloves. And whats wrong with trying to get everyone's attention??

I am having a down day, all I wanna do is cry. Wish a studly 18 yr old would hit on me! Who wants to give me a shoulder to cry on??
You haven't been around for a few years. There are reasons people react to certain people in certain ways.
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Why are some of you so harsh?? I would run away crying if some of these things were said to me....

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I am having a down day, all I wanna do is cry. Wish a studly 18 yr old would hit on me! Who wants to give me a shoulder to cry on??
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