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Direckshun · 07-20-2013, 09:29 PM

I have had a stupendous month. It has probably been one of the best months of my life, if not the best month.

I was going to go out and celebrate, but it started raining cats and dogs.

So I'm in tonight. Drinking, as we speak, a Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy, which I don't really like, but a neighbor I just met and socialized with gave it to me as a gift, so I feel like I'm obligated.

But I'm behind the bar.

Pull up a stool. Since this is the internet, and also not real, we've got a limitless drink selection and everything's free.

This is the people's thread. Shit all over it, or just **** around. I'm here all night.

Some random thoughts that have been rattling around in my brain recently, and potential conversation starters:

I was going to do something masturbatory (er, even more masturbatory, I suppose) and start a ChiefsPlanet Poster of the Week thread, and nominate Simply Red, since he has been flooding my inbox with all kinds of cool-as-shit techno from twenty years ago, and also is a really unique weirdo that gives this forum an extra twinge of flavor. He's like ChiefsPlanet's sarsaparilla.
Because of all the George Zimmerman stuff the past couple weeks, I've been thinking a lot about race and, more broadly, culture. I don't know where some closed-minded people get the idea that we should totally be blind to different races, ethnicities, sexual orientations, and whatever. I like having friends of different races, at times I seem to prefer it over having white friends simply because I love hearing about other cultures and lifestyles.

Among my inner circle of friends, one (probably my best friend) is a gay dude, and another is a hardcore libertarian -- and I think I prefer talking to them because of our differences more than I do people who have the same experiences and opinions as me. I think a post-racial world, if such a thing exists, is a world where differences are not ignored for the greater good, it's that they are openly acknowledged and celebrated, which creates its own greater good.
Is it okay for grown men to have best friends? I don't think so. I don't know what it is, but I always hesitate to call one or two of my closest friends "best friends." Even though that's technically what we are... Vote in this thread.
I am also pissed off at all my inner circle friends, save a couple, for moving out of Springfield and into awesome towns like Honolulu, Portland, Austin, and Chicago, among others. It takes a lot of work to make a really good friend, and them moving out means I have to make another or something. And that's a royal pain in the ass.
I had two firsts back in June: I had my first brandy, and my first cognac. Cognacs taste like death; my god, it tastes like grain alcohol on steroids, it is so ****ing strong. Brandy tastes like pancake syrup. Too sweet for my tastes.

Other thoughts will develop as the thread prattles on, or falls swiftly to the second page.

Pull up a stool, order a beer, or whatever. And we'll get luv to dance on the bar or something.

sedated · 07-21-2013, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

I bet it's perfect to get high to.

(Cant embed on ipad) Oldie but a classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnfXv...e_gdata_player

**Ming the Merciless** · 07-21-2013, 01:24 AM

brandy and cognac are pretty much the exact same thing, except cognac is made in france (in the cognac region)

as long as its aged properly and made properly there are some very good brandys out there

(i live right by one of ther largest producers in the world)

so yah...

try a few more

Titty Meat · 07-21-2013, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

It helps when you show cleavage.

Just saying.

Yeah you've had a few too many

Raiderhater · 07-21-2013, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

Name me a better movie than "The Departed," by the way.

Name a better movie.

You can't.

You can't name a better movie.

Nonsense. I can name a lot of movies that are better. Not that The Departed is bad, it is excellent. But it is not the greatest.

Raiderhater · 07-21-2013, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

I was actually taking about not having a "best friend" while driving home from the Royals game tonight. All of my best friends move away. It's happened my entire life. If you ever want to move somewhere cool, become good friends with me, and it will happen in a year or two.

Brandy and Cohpgnac suck. When you get right down to it, all dark liquors suck...categorically.

Heresy.

Raiderhater · 07-21-2013, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

WTF is "dark liquor"? (Seriously, I'm that stupid.)

Raiderhater · 07-21-2013, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by McFly

Root Beer and Vodka, please.

Keep the weird looks to yourself, just pour the drink,

Root beer and Captain Morgan (or any spiced rum for that matter) is quite tasty.

Hammock Parties · 07-21-2013, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

My favorite sleeper of the year: Andre Brown.

Yes, bitches. Yes.

This kid was a hot commodity in the Sandbox League.

I had the initial bid on him and almost won him cheap. Then a bunch of people figured out who Andre Brown was and started bidding him up. Pissed me right off.

Ended up settling for Brandon Bolden as #3 HB.

Raiderhater · 07-21-2013, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

My son is tougher than Dinosaur cum.

What?

BlackHelicopters · 07-21-2013, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhader

Nonsense. I can name a lot of movies that are better. Not that The Departed is bad, it is excellent. But it is not the greatest.

Road House is the best Movie ever made

Raiderhater · 07-21-2013, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by notorious

I have a good question:

Why do people gossip? I have never understood why people care.

I have no idea. But have you heard that Phobia banned Hootie because of some arbitrary disease? The speculation is Hootie gave it to him when they were showering together.

**BigRedChief** · 07-21-2013, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

I have had a stupendous month. It has probably been one of the best months of my life, if not the best month.

I was going to go out and celebrate, but it started raining cats and dogs.

So I'm in tonight. Drinking, as we speak, a Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy, which I don't really like, but a neighbor I just met and socialized with gave it to me as a gift, so I feel like I'm obligated.

But I'm behind the bar.

Pull up a stool. Since this is the internet, and also not real, we've got a limitless drink selection and everything's free.

This is the people's thread. Shit all over it, or just **** around. I'm here all night.

Some random thoughts that have been rattling around in my brain recently, and potential conversation starters:

I was going to do something masturbatory (er, even more masturbatory, I suppose) and start a ChiefsPlanet Poster of the Week thread, and nominate Simply Red, since he has been flooding my inbox with all kinds of cool-as-shit techno from twenty years ago, and also is a really unique weirdo that gives this forum an extra twinge of flavor. He's like ChiefsPlanet's sarsaparilla.
Because of all the George Zimmerman stuff the past couple weeks, I've been thinking a lot about race and, more broadly, culture. I don't know where some closed-minded people get the idea that we should totally be blind to different races, ethnicities, sexual orientations, and whatever. I like having friends of different races, at times I seem to prefer it over having white friends simply because I love hearing about other cultures and lifestyles.

Among my inner circle of friends, one (probably my best friend) is a gay dude, and another is a hardcore libertarian -- and I think I prefer talking to them because of our differences more than I do people who have the same experiences and opinions as me. I think a post-racial world, if such a thing exists, is a world where differences are not ignored for the greater good, it's that they are openly acknowledged and celebrated, which creates its own greater good.
Is it okay for grown men to have best friends? I don't think so. I don't know what it is, but I always hesitate to call one or two of my closest friends "best friends." Even though that's technically what we are... Vote in this thread.
I am also pissed off at all my inner circle friends, save a couple, for moving out of Springfield and into awesome towns like Honolulu, Portland, Austin, and Chicago, among others. It takes a lot of work to make a really good friend, and them moving out means I have to make another or something. And that's a royal pain in the ass.
I had two firsts back in June: I had my first brandy, and my first cognac. Cognacs taste like death; my god, it tastes like grain alcohol on steroids, it is so ****ing strong. Brandy tastes like pancake syrup. Too sweet for my tastes.

Other thoughts will develop as the thread prattles on, or falls swiftly to the second page.

Pull up a stool, order a beer, or whatever. And we'll get luv to dance on the bar or something.

OrtonsPiercedTaint · 07-21-2013, 06:32 AM

The smell of sawdust and stale beer in the morning. Damn, cigarette smoke would have helped.

Raiderhater · 07-21-2013, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop

Road House is the best Movie ever made

Negative, Ghost Rider.

**BigRedChief** · 07-21-2013, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhader

Negative, Ghost Rider.

Negative, Caddyshack

07-20-2013, 09:29 PM
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $4163447	Step into my one-thread pub. casually wipes down bar I have had a stupendous month. It has probably been one of the best months of my life, if not the best month. I was going to go out and celebrate, but it started raining cats and dogs. So I'm in tonight. Drinking, as we speak, a Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy, which I don't really like, but a neighbor I just met and socialized with gave it to me as a gift, so I feel like I'm obligated. But I'm behind the bar. Pull up a stool. Since this is the internet, and also not real, we've got a limitless drink selection and everything's free. This is the people's thread. Shit all over it, or just **** around. I'm here all night. Some random thoughts that have been rattling around in my brain recently, and potential conversation starters: I was going to do something masturbatory (er, even more masturbatory, I suppose) and start a ChiefsPlanet Poster of the Week thread, and nominate Simply Red, since he has been flooding my inbox with all kinds of cool-as-shit techno from twenty years ago, and also is a really unique weirdo that gives this forum an extra twinge of flavor. He's like ChiefsPlanet's sarsaparilla. Because of all the George Zimmerman stuff the past couple weeks, I've been thinking a lot about race and, more broadly, culture. I don't know where some closed-minded people get the idea that we should totally be blind to different races, ethnicities, sexual orientations, and whatever. I like having friends of different races, at times I seem to prefer it over having white friends simply because I love hearing about other cultures and lifestyles. Among my inner circle of friends, one (probably my best friend) is a gay dude, and another is a hardcore libertarian -- and I think I prefer talking to them because of our differences more than I do people who have the same experiences and opinions as me. I think a post-racial world, if such a thing exists, is a world where differences are not ignored for the greater good, it's that they are openly acknowledged and celebrated, which creates its own greater good. Is it okay for grown men to have best friends? I don't think so. I don't know what it is, but I always hesitate to call one or two of my closest friends "best friends." Even though that's technically what we are... Vote in this thread. I am also pissed off at all my inner circle friends, save a couple, for moving out of Springfield and into awesome towns like Honolulu, Portland, Austin, and Chicago, among others. It takes a lot of work to make a really good friend, and them moving out means I have to make another or something. And that's a royal pain in the ass. I had two firsts back in June: I had my first brandy, and my first cognac. Cognacs taste like death; my god, it tastes like grain alcohol on steroids, it is so ****ing strong. Brandy tastes like pancake syrup. Too sweet for my tastes. Other thoughts will develop as the thread prattles on, or falls swiftly to the second page. Pull up a stool, order a beer, or whatever. And we'll get luv to dance on the bar or something.
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