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Well I'm sorry I'm not a complete dipshit.
I can't believe a bunch of people who are probably not golfers, or ****ing terrible want to run around and say golfers aren't athletic because they have no idea what the **** they are talking about. I mean, that's just a stupid ****ing opinion. I realize people are entitled to opinions but when they are ****ing stupid I'm going to call them ****ing stupid for having ****ing stupid opinions, that's fair, isn't it? |
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04-13-2013, 03:29 PM | #167 |
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How athletic these men are.
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I went through entire basketball seasons leading up to baseball and I'll say that no matter how good of shape I thought I was in, getting ready for baseball kicked my ass more often than not. Just entirely different muscle groups and conditioning.
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so because John Daly isn't in shape, at all, he's not an athlete?
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. So every retired athlete that gets fat is no longer an athlete. That's ****ing stupid. You don't have to be Vernon Gholston cut and be able to run marathons to be athletic. Are you guys just really stupid, or just kind of stupid? |
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I mean...what?
I'm so lost here. I have plenty of fat ass friends who have athletic ability. Athletic ability can be hand eye coordination for god's sake. If you have spectacular hand-eye coordination and can catch a laser pass from Brett Favre or drain 10 3's in a row... YOU'RE ATHLETIC...WHETHER OR NOT YOU'RE IN SHAPE...YOU'RE STILL ATHLETIC |
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you can take the most physically fit...in shape marathon runner dipshit in the world...if he doesn't have hand eye coordination, he can't be an athlete...he can't shoot a basketball, he can't stop a grounder, he can't catch a pass, he can't throw a ball..
AND HE CERTAINLY CAN'T HIT A GOLF BALL (WELL) |
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OK, I see what you're saying. You're applying a very nuanced definition to "athletic."
Golfers are athletic...just in a different, smaller way. They're certainly less athletic, though. Their athleticism is defined very narrowly.
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I ****ing guarantee you Rory McIlroy is better at every sport...golf, baseball, basketball than 99% of this board. Why you ask? BECAUSE HE IS NATURALLY MORE ATHLETIC THAN ALL OF US. You can't be a scratch golfer and not be an athlete. It's impossible. I promise. There is no ****ing way. |
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and that means if a sponsor said, "hey Rory you can't play golf for a year but we'll give you a billion dollars and you have to see how good you'd become at basketball..."
guarantee you in a month or so he'd be a good enough basketball player to make everyone say, "wow, he is athletic!" why? because to be ONE OF THE BEST GOLFERS IN THE WORLD, you have to have NATURAL ATHLETIC ABILITY. That's 100% fact. |
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and you must answer this honestly... when was the last time you golfed and how many times per year, on average, do you golf? |
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