ChiefsPlanet Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs (with NSFW pics) - Page 12

**BigRedChief** · 06:47 PM

You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs".

If you have a write-in vote, post it in this thread and I'll keep track of them in the original post. EDIT: We left off one nominated poster: Dante84. If you wanto vote for Dante84 just post it in this thread and I'll keep track of the vote in the opening thread.

All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. I know there is already burnt ends and beer on the table for the next Planet bash as the first bribe.

As was the case last year, there is an option to vote for the "no noob is worthy". But it seems to me there are some worthy candidates this year, but, its your vote.

The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158

Known Bribes:

Boss Chief: 50k in casino money(but he has been giving much larger amounts to voters). from phobia
25k from flopnuts
3 reps from me (only 750 a hit, but everybody gets rep...this will take a few days to fullfill)
1 rep from Flopnuts (the ron jeremy stick)
free beer at the next bash ($50 bucks worth if I end up winning)
free burnt ends at the next bash ($50 bucks worth if I end up doubling the second place cantidate).

Kylle DeLexus: is offering $75000 casino cash for each vote. And Pestilence is also throwing in $100,000 casino money for each vote.

Write in Votes:
Dante84

JD10367 · 12-04-2009, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

This comes down to a couple of factors. First, for my vote, endorsement, and bribe, you must be a Chiefs fan. Sorry JD, I know the Chiefs are probably your 2nd favorite team at this point, but that's not quite good enough.

Don't worry, one more offseason of ex-Patriots and technically I can call the Chiefs my 1st favorite team.

**BigRedChief** · 12-04-2009, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

Okay - my bribes should be up to date as of this moment. $50k to voters for whatsisname. That n00b at the very top from Iowa - whatever his name is...

Where's my casino cash?

12-04-2009, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

Where's my casino cash?

You were one of the early voters. You blew it. But I'll send you a token anyway because that's just the kind of guy I am.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-04-2009, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367

Don't worry, one more offseason of ex-Patriots and technically I can call the Chiefs my 1st favorite team.

Damn you, damn you to hell.

**BossChief** · 12-04-2009, 06:37 PM

so, if you vote for me and I am getting this straight you get:

50k from phobia
25k from flopnuts
3 reps from me (only 750 a hit, but everybody likes rep...this will take a few days to fullfill)
1 rep from Flopnuts (the ron jeremy stick)
free beer at the next bash ($50 bucks worth if I end up winning)
free burnt ends at the next bash ($50 bucks worth if I end up doubling the second place cantidate)

Am I missing anything?

VOTE FOR BOSSCHIEF!!!!!!!!

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-04-2009, 06:37 PM

WHAT THE **** BIG RED?!

You start this horseshit and then vote "you suck, enough with the n00bs"?!

All of the oak trees in North America couldn't make a Flaming AIDS-Casket big enough to bury your sorry ass in.

**BigRedChief** · 12-04-2009, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

WHAT THE **** BIG RED?!

You start this horseshit and then vote "you suck, enough with the n00bs"?!

All of the oak trees in North America couldn't make a Flaming AIDS-Casket big enough to bury your sorry ass in.

WTF is your problem? You have a reading comprehension problem?

I sold my vote for the burnt ends and beer.

**BossChief** · 12-04-2009, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

WHAT THE **** BIG RED?!

You start this horseshit and then vote "you suck, enough with the n00bs"?!

All of the oak trees in North America couldn't make a Flaming AIDS-Casket big enough to bury your sorry ass in.

thats BigChiefDave BIG RED VOTED BOSSCHIEF!!!

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-04-2009, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

WTF is your problem? You have a reading comprehension problem?

I sold my vote for the burnt ends and beer.

Oops. My bad.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-04-2009, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossChief

thats BigChiefDave BIG RED VOTED BOSSCHIEF!!!

Yeah, I voted for you too.

**The Franchise** · 12-04-2009, 06:51 PM

Well Kyle....I tried.

12-04-2009, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Well Kyle....I tried.

I think this is the perfect model that explains our political system. The lobbyist with the deepest pockets wins.

Frazod · 12-04-2009, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat

Sometimes, you leave me no choice....

I was wondering how he got so many votes, but I guess it's similar to when people say a movie is great only because it sucks so much.

Hey, nobody who hates Kansas that much can be all bad.

**BigRedChief** · 12-04-2009, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

Oops. My bad.

OOPs...Aids infested coffin....Opps.....

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-04-2009, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

OOPs...Aids infested coffin....Opps.....

View Poll Results: The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs is.....?
BossChief	25	17.36%
BY1401	2	1.39%
Fritz88	8	5.56%
KcChiefsKing	0	0%
kyledelexus	8	5.56%
Knowmo2724	3	2.08%
Jerm	0	0%
JD10367	14	9.72%
MikeMaslowski	8	5.56%
Pioli Zombie	5	3.47%
Raised on Riots	18	12.50%
Sofa King	6	4.17%
Soundmind	1	0.69%
TheGuardian	4	2.78%
Toadkiller	1	0.69%
Your write in vote	4	2.78%
No worthy n00b option	8	5.56%
Who gives a crap?	21	14.58%
You suck. Enough with the noobs.	6	4.17%
Whateve Gaz thinks	2	1.39%
Voters: 144. You may not vote on this poll

12-03-2009, 10:34 AM
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $2669627 VARSITY	Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs (with NSFW pics) You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If you have a write-in vote, post it in this thread and I'll keep track of them in the original post. EDIT: We left off one nominated poster: Dante84. If you wanto vote for Dante84 just post it in this thread and I'll keep track of the vote in the opening thread. All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. I know there is already burnt ends and beer on the table for the next Planet bash as the first bribe. As was the case last year, there is an option to vote for the "no noob is worthy". But it seems to me there are some worthy candidates this year, but, its your vote. The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158 Known Bribes: Boss Chief: 50k in casino money(but he has been giving much larger amounts to voters). from phobia 25k from flopnuts 3 reps from me (only 750 a hit, but everybody gets rep...this will take a few days to fullfill) 1 rep from Flopnuts (the ron jeremy stick) free beer at the next bash ($50 bucks worth if I end up winning) free burnt ends at the next bash ($50 bucks worth if I end up doubling the second place cantidate). Kylle DeLexus: is offering $75000 casino cash for each vote. And Pestilence is also throwing in $100,000 casino money for each vote. Write in Votes: Dante84 Last edited by BigRedChief; 12-04-2009 at 06:47 PM..
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12-04-2009, 06:37 PM	#170
BossChief SuperBowl or bust Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: BF Iowa Casino cash: $1424088	so, if you vote for me and I am getting this straight you get: 50k from phobia 25k from flopnuts 3 reps from me (only 750 a hit, but everybody likes rep...this will take a few days to fullfill) 1 rep from Flopnuts (the ron jeremy stick) free beer at the next bash ($50 bucks worth if I end up winning) free burnt ends at the next bash ($50 bucks worth if I end up doubling the second place cantidate) Am I missing anything? VOTE FOR BOSSCHIEF!!!!!!!! __________________ Dreams do come true... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=1407
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