Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. - Page 12

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:21 PM

Post your reasons here. I'll start.

1. They stand between us and the playoffs.

2. We play them next week.

3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts.

4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams.

5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously.

6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance.

7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little.

8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight.

9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules.

10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2.

11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich.

12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places.

Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.

**HemiEd** · 11-28-2005, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boardin Bronco

The Broncos originally drafted him in the 3rd round in 1991 as a linebacker from Central State in Oklahoma.

I learned something today, do I qualify to go home now? I just remember we were trying to sneek him by waivers I think. Your post clears up why we were not successful, thanks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlWilsonizKING

HAHA See how much the

fans know..........NOT MUCH!!!

Yep, I do not know much about the Chiefs, never claimed to know it all. I just jumped on the Chiefs Bandwagon in 1969.

SBAlki · 11-28-2005, 04:07 PM

You guys remember when Derrick Thomas flipped his lid durring a Broncos game and had like 3 personal fouls against Shannon Sharpe? Yeah apparently Shannon got in the little dead bitches head (wonder what he really died from? Maybe he killed himself when he saw the video of Shannon showing his wife how to "receive") by saying his wifes phone number or some shit! Wasn't Shannon's break-out game against the

? I guess that would make the

Shannon's personal Bitches! Well, hopefully you guys can get another return with 4 blocks in the back and you won't get your asses shutout!

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2005, 04:10 PM

For my Christmas charity, I'm going to do a fundraiser to get some therapy for SBAlki. Please send your contributions to:

Cure for Stupidity
P.O. Box 999
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chagrin · 11-28-2005, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SBAlki

You guys remember when Derrick Thomas flipped his lid durring a Broncos game and had like 3 personal fouls against Shannon Sharpe? Yeah apparently Shannon got in the little dead bitches head (wonder what he really died from? Maybe he killed himself when he saw the video of Shannon showing his wife how to "receive") by saying his wifes phone number or some shit! Wasn't Shannon's break-out game against the

? I guess that would make the

Shannon's personal Bitches! Well, hopefully you guys can get another return with 4 blocks in the back and you won't get your asses shutout!

Does Taco John know you post like this?

Jenny Gump · 11-28-2005, 04:15 PM

I hate the Broncos because they are ugly.

**HemiEd** · 11-28-2005, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

For my Christmas charity, I'm going to do a fundraiser to get some therapy for SBAlki. Please send your contributions to:

Cure for Stupidity
P.O. Box 999
New York, NY 10001

If his first post was an indicator, Bill Gates could go "All In" and not make a positive impact.

Jenny Gump · 11-28-2005, 04:17 PM

He's a Broncos fan. What do you really expect?

Sully · 11-28-2005, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBAlki

You guys remember when Derrick Thomas flipped his lid durring a Broncos game and had like 3 personal fouls against Shannon Sharpe? Yeah apparently Shannon got in the little dead bitches head (wonder what he really died from? Maybe he killed himself when he saw the video of Shannon showing his wife how to "receive") by saying his wifes phone number or some shit! Wasn't Shannon's break-out game against the

? I guess that would make the

Shannon's personal Bitches! Well, hopefully you guys can get another return with 4 blocks in the back and you won't get your asses shutout!

**** you and your marble-mouthed over-rated wide reciever on roids.

**HemiEd** · 11-28-2005, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sully

**** you and your marble-mouthed over-rated wide reciever on roids.

*psst* tight end

JBucc · 11-28-2005, 04:20 PM

I really don't need a reason

**Iowanian** · 11-28-2005, 04:21 PM

...and some people wonder where Donk fans earn their reputation as ignorant, butt trenching douchebags.

Sully · 11-28-2005, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HemiEd

*psst* tight end

I know he was listed as a TE, but was he anything more than a WR with biceps? I could be wrong, but I don't recall him being a devastating blocker...

funk monkey · 11-28-2005, 04:28 PM

those are 12 MORE reasons to hate them...

**HemiEd** · 11-28-2005, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sully

I know he was listed as a TE, but was he anything more than a WR with biceps? I could be wrong, but I don't recall him being a devastating blocker...

Heck, as far as I am concerned if we are liberty to correct his positional name it would be: DumbassIlliterateHorseheadAsswipeSOB.

11-28-2005, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlWilsonizKING

......what about your belovded Derrick Thomas (R.I.P.) and the grabbing of Sharpe's facemask over and over during one of our games......TALK ABOUT CLASSLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!

Let the responces flow.......

PEACE!!!

hey man...dont you ever talk about DT that way again...or you never wanna show up in KC...I wont tell you what we'll do to ya

11-27-2005, 09:21 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2738491 VARSITY	Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. Post your reasons here. I'll start. 1. They stand between us and the playoffs. 2. We play them next week. 3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts. 4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams. 5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously. 6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance. 7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little. 8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight. 9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules. 10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2. 11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich. 12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places. Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.
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11-28-2005, 04:07 PM	#167
SBAlki Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	You guys remember when Derrick Thomas flipped his lid durring a Broncos game and had like 3 personal fouls against Shannon Sharpe? Yeah apparently Shannon got in the little dead bitches head (wonder what he really died from? Maybe he killed himself when he saw the video of Shannon showing his wife how to "receive") by saying his wifes phone number or some shit! Wasn't Shannon's break-out game against the ? I guess that would make the Shannon's personal Bitches! Well, hopefully you guys can get another return with 4 blocks in the back and you won't get your asses shutout!
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