merriman is on roid - Page 12

big nasty kcnut · 10-22-2006, 07:58 PM

Got suspended for four games.

Per espnnews.

jjjayb · 10-22-2006, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Jones

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/6744864

However, with steroids, performance might be enhanced. Thus, each week players are given random tests for steroids. A computer will randomly select six players, on each team, each week, to be tested. To show how random the test is, my HBO partner Dan Marino said he was tested eight times in one season.

Chirp, chirp. That's the sound of Mecca ignoring this quote like it never existed.

Mecca · 10-22-2006, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

If they come back with a fine then we will know for sure there are different standards depending on who the players is.

I'm sure there are different rules for certain players. He is one of the faces of the league.

PastorMikH · 10-22-2006, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

Hey don't forget about their wives who are pissed because their man has a 1/2 inch erection.

Actually, if their wives are like most, they'd rather have the luxuries and fashionable accesories that the $ gets them anyway.

**dirk digler** · 10-22-2006, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Actually that's not true, but I don't think people want to hear extensivly about steroids.

It has been while since I have read up on steroids so refresh my memory please

DJJasonp · 10-22-2006, 10:11 PM

Man....this day just keeps getting better and better....

Shaun Alexander out next week, now maybe Hasselbeck also????? The hits just keep on comin'!

**dirk digler** · 10-22-2006, 10:12 PM

So it doesn't shrink their package just their nuts

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The most commonly abused steroids are the growth-stimulating hormones – the anabolic steroids, which are man-made derivatives of the hormone testosterone. Testosterone is responsible for the development of secondary sexual characteristics in adolescent males, including the growth of extra muscle and bone mass. This may seem an attractive reason for ‘abusing’ anabolic steroids – to increase muscle mass, strength and thereby possibly improve times and performance in sport.

The down side is that drug-taking is dangerous to your physical and mental health as well as to the sporting career of any serious athlete. In men, anabolic steroids cause the testes to shrink, can lower the sperm count (and so affect fertility), and cause impotence (unable to get/sustain an erection), baldness and breast enlargement. These effects occur because the anabolic steroids interfere with the normal hormones coming from the brain to stimulate the testes to perform their usual job.

**dirk digler** · 10-22-2006, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

I'm sure there are different rules for certain players. He is one of the faces of the league.

And if the NFL comes back with a fine that is BS IMVHO. Trent got knocked out cold and missed half the season for a cheap dirty hit.

Mecca · 10-22-2006, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

So it doesn't shrink their package just their nuts

Yep......it also in guys will decrease your testerone level and increase your estrogen level hence why serious roid abuse will lead to what they call "bitch tits".

Ever see a woman that abuses roids....it works just the opposite. If you ever see a female bodybuilder nude they have clits that look like mini dicks. It's quite creepy.

**dirk digler** · 10-22-2006, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Yep......it also in guys will decrease your testerone level and increase your estrogen level hence why serious roid abuse will lead to what they call "bitch tits".

Ever see a woman that abuses roids....it works just the opposite. If you ever see a female bodybuilder nude they have clits that look like mini dicks. It's quite creepy.

Sorry I haven't looked that close but man that is disgusting yet funny at the same time.

Halfcan · 10-22-2006, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

You want the Chiefs to cut Jared Allen and Ty Law.....

You take a ridicules stance on a dirty cheater on the hated Chargers, but now want to make this about Allens DWI-wow that is just loony.

If Jared gets busted for Roids-I would not want him on my team. And yes it pisses me off he has let the team down with his drinking. He should be delt with severely for his second offense.

Mecca · 10-22-2006, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan

You take a ridicules stance on a dirty cheater on the hated Chargers, but now want to make this about Allens DWI-wow that is just loony.

If Jared gets busted for Roids-I would not want him on my team. And yes it pisses me off he has let the team down with his drinking. He should be delt with severely for his second offense.

I'm just looking to see if you have the same standard amongst everything.....my line is the same with the Chiefs and every other team.

Ugly Duck · 10-22-2006, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

If you ever see a female bodybuilder nude they have clits that look like mini dicks. It's quite creepy.

So, will Merriman get a mini-clit? That could be embarrassing in the lockeroom....

ChiefsCountry · 10-22-2006, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Ever see a woman that abuses roids....it works just the opposite. If you ever see a female bodybuilder nude they have clits that look like mini dicks. It's quite creepy.

Only you dude.

ChiefsFanatic · 10-22-2006, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Yep......it also in guys will decrease your testerone level and increase your estrogen level hence why serious roid abuse will lead to what they call "bitch tits".

Ever see a woman that abuses roids....it works just the opposite. If you ever see a female bodybuilder nude they have clits that look like mini dicks. It's quite creepy.

Reportedly, Chyna has a man clit.

Mecca · 10-22-2006, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Duck

So, will Merriman get a mini-clit? That could be embarrassing in the lockeroom....

.....He already has a head like a casaba melon, I doubt it could be any worse than that.

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