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I like Lewdog. Having said that, the constant "your life will end and all your cool shit will be ruined when you have kids" thing is so.....I don't know, so.....ignorant. My existance was incredible before kids. Hunting, fishing, camping, golfing, bbqing, working out, traveling, hanging with buddies, etc. Then when I had kids, my life actually started. Now I do all the same stuff I did before, but I have taught my kids how to do it with me. Hell, I hunt and fish more than I ever did, and now my son goes to the gym with me. Your life starts AFTER kids, not before. Takes a man to make a man, as they say, until then.......
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I'm going to have to side with Discuss on this one. The diaper thing alone is a dealbreaker.
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I haven't been in a Wal-Mart in probably 15+ years, either, and I think I've been to a Target "superstore" less than three times. I live in the middle of a major metro area, but I really just live in a little village that is mostly small businesses.
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Maybe what I think of and the places I've lived aren't truly suburbs, but my perception is that most 'burbs tend to have small shopping plazas that crop up near them over time. If you have to drive 30 minutes (traffic aside) to dine in at a restaurant you're probably not in the suburbs, you're in the country. |
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That's insane.
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I've been having some legitimate baby fever lately.
It really is a shame that kids are so expensive and the best time, biologically, to have them is while you're young but finances at that time generally don't permit it. |
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Studies have consistently shown that parents are less happy than non-parents. Maybe get a kitten or something. Kittens are adorable when they chase string.
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2) Go on the healthiest diet you can manage, especially in terms of your balls and spermatozoa. 3) After a good month or so of a healthy diet, lukewarm showers and wearing loose fitting undies, empty your nuts into a sample bottle at a clinic. 4) Have your baby batter frozen. 5) Live your life for the next 5 years as you please with an extra effort toward saving money for when you're better suited financially for parenthood. 6) Settle down with a lady, make sure she's reproductively fit herself and IVF that shit with your John Wayne'd sperm which, in theory, is better suited for an ideal conception considering the age in which you froze your gametes and the health kick you went on 5-10 years prior.
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Maybe so. I originally would have been ok with never having children but lately I've been wanting them. I don't think most people ever regret having children in the long run but they definitely do regret not having them. I think it's something I have to do. |
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Solid, logical plan but I'm old fashioned. I'm emptying my nuts straight into uterus like nature intended. |
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What he's saying is that the suburbs are filled with chain restaurants like Chili's, Olive Garden, Applebee's, et al, and to find a unique dining experience, you'd need to drive 30 minutes or more. |
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Mitigate risk, homie.
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Ah, yes. I see that now. Still not true in my experience. |
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