Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. - Page 13

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:21 PM

Post your reasons here. I'll start.

1. They stand between us and the playoffs.

2. We play them next week.

3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts.

4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams.

5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously.

6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance.

7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little.

8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight.

9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules.

10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2.

11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich.

12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places.

Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.

Color Red · 11-28-2005, 08:24 PM

Yeah, cheating the salary cap during the Super Bowl winning years stands out in my mind. I suppose any of our teams' chances would be enhanced if we could sneak around the rules and get more talent on our roster than the cap would allow any team. Thankfully they got caught, but they got rings too. I guess their history showed they couldn't win the big one without cheating.

I've also hated the "Mile High Salute". Can't anyone think of a more original routine than stealing such an important one from our proud military? And please, someone tell Mike Anderson who still does it, it really is wearing exceptionally thin in '05. Do the worm or something else.

Color Red · 11-28-2005, 08:31 PM

Another reason to hate the Broncos if you liked the Eddie Kennison article just posted: Eddie was crucified in Denver media when he quit the Broncos, and he is still despised around Mile High. He gets majorly booed when he comes to town. Who knows where the entire truth rests on that episode I don't know. But it's been nice to see him experience a successful part of his career during his time in KC.

Messier · 11-28-2005, 08:52 PM

I think they should play the clip from the Simpsons at every Bronco game where the evil mastermind that Homer worked for buys the Broncos for Homer, but Homer wanted the Cowboys, he says disappointedly: Oh, the Denver Broncos!?!
Marge: I don't know I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good.
Homer: You just don't understand football Marge.
Meanwhile in the foreground you see Broncos players dropping passes! Very good!

BroncoCanuck · 11-28-2005, 08:53 PM

That has to be THE saddest excuse for a message I've EVER heard. The Broncos are out to get the Chiefs are they?That sounds like sour grapes from a team that's not likely to make the playoffs at all let alone win the division. What you don't understand that a rivalry isn't about hatred it's about mutual respect between teams on a healthy competative level. Check out the Broncos boards and you'll notice that there isn't one posting as stupid as this anywhere and you'll see that Broncos fans have respect for Chiefs fans and we show a little class. In fact we have a number of chiefs fans who post regularly on our forum and we can get along fine. This is just a post from some sad little guy who's a little bit out to lunch. Fact is simple the Chiefs just can't do anything and this idiot is throwing the blame on someone else. You're like the sad little kid that jsut lost a game of hoops with another kid so he accused the other one of cheating even though he knows full well it was a fair game.Deal with it....

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2005, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Messier

I think they should play the clip from the Simpsons at every Bronco game where the evil mastermind that Homer worked for buys the Broncos for Homer, but Homer wanted the Cowboys, he says disappointedly: Oh, the Denver Broncos!?!
Marge: I don't know I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good.
Homer: You just don't understand football Marge.
Meanwhile in the foreground you see Broncos players dropping passes! Very good!

That was most excellent.

**KcMizzou** · 11-28-2005, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncoCanuck

This is just a post from some sad little guy who's a little bit out to lunch.

Well, yeah.

The rest of your post was bullshit.

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2005, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncoCanuck

That has to be THE saddest excuse for a message I've EVER heard. The Broncos are out to get the Chiefs are they?That sounds like sour grapes from a team that's not likely to make the playoffs at all let alone win the division. What you don't understand that a rivalry isn't about hatred it's about mutual respect between teams on a healthy competative level. Check out the Broncos boards and you'll notice that there isn't one posting as stupid as this anywhere and you'll see that Broncos fans have respect for Chiefs fans and we show a little class. In fact we have a number of chiefs fans who post regularly on our forum and we can get along fine. This is just a post from some sad little guy who's a little bit out to lunch. Fact is simple the Chiefs just can't do anything and this idiot is throwing the blame on someone else. You're like the sad little kid that jsut lost a game of hoops with another kid so he accused the other one of cheating even though he knows full well it was a fair game.Deal with it....

Is this an example of one of those classy posts?

BroncoCanuck · 11-28-2005, 08:58 PM

Tell me what part of my reply is BS???I'm not on here bashing Chiefs fans I'm stating a clear fact that ONE loser is a little bit out there. Think about it did you see the Chiefs schedule?They're basically done unless they can pull off a hail Mary. Maybe next season but they've jsut dug themselves too deep a hole sorry to say

**KcMizzou** · 11-28-2005, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncoCanuck

I'm stating a clear fact that ONE loser is a little bit out there.

Again.... well, yeah.

**cdcox** · 11-28-2005, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncoCanuck

That has to be THE saddest excuse for a message I've EVER heard. The Broncos are out to get the Chiefs are they?That sounds like sour grapes from a team that's not likely to make the playoffs at all let alone win the division. What you don't understand that a rivalry isn't about hatred it's about mutual respect between teams on a healthy competative level. Check out the Broncos boards and you'll notice that there isn't one posting as stupid as this anywhere and you'll see that Broncos fans have respect for Chiefs fans and we show a little class. In fact we have a number of chiefs fans who post regularly on our forum and we can get along fine. This is just a post from some sad little guy who's a little bit out to lunch. Fact is simple the Chiefs just can't do anything and this idiot is throwing the blame on someone else. You're like the sad little kid that jsut lost a game of hoops with another kid so he accused the other one of cheating even though he knows full well it was a fair game.Deal with it....

Totally clueless

Since you're new you might want to check out a couple other of Rainman's 42,000 posts before you underestimate him.

Also you should check a couple of fellow Bronco fans posts on this thread before you start claiming how holy and righteous all donkey fans are. Start with AlWilsonizKING and SBAlki and their insulting the dead.

SPchief · 11-28-2005, 09:01 PM

You should check out OrangeMane.

They have real CLASSY fans over there

BroncoCanuck · 11-28-2005, 09:01 PM

Nowhere did I say ALL Broncos fans are good but I challenge anyone on this forum to find me a thread that trash talks a team as badly as this.

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2005, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Well, yeah.

The rest of your post was bullshit.

Well, I must admit that he's got me dead to rights on that one.

chiefs4me · 11-28-2005, 09:02 PM

hmmm, I never have needed a reason.....I just do..

Sybil · 11-28-2005, 09:03 PM

Great thread. Lots of laughs.

11-27-2005, 09:21 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2738491 VARSITY	Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. Post your reasons here. I'll start. 1. They stand between us and the playoffs. 2. We play them next week. 3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts. 4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams. 5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously. 6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance. 7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little. 8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight. 9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules. 10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2. 11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich. 12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places. Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.
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11-28-2005, 08:24 PM	#181
Color Red Starter Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $9975245	Yeah, cheating the salary cap during the Super Bowl winning years stands out in my mind. I suppose any of our teams' chances would be enhanced if we could sneak around the rules and get more talent on our roster than the cap would allow any team. Thankfully they got caught, but they got rings too. I guess their history showed they couldn't win the big one without cheating. I've also hated the "Mile High Salute". Can't anyone think of a more original routine than stealing such an important one from our proud military? And please, someone tell Mike Anderson who still does it, it really is wearing exceptionally thin in '05. Do the worm or something else.
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11-28-2005, 08:31 PM	#182
Color Red Starter Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $9975245	Another reason to hate the Broncos if you liked the Eddie Kennison article just posted: Eddie was crucified in Denver media when he quit the Broncos, and he is still despised around Mile High. He gets majorly booed when he comes to town. Who knows where the entire truth rests on that episode I don't know. But it's been nice to see him experience a successful part of his career during his time in KC.
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11-28-2005, 08:52 PM	#183
Messier MVP Join Date: Mar 2004 Casino cash: $10005050	I think they should play the clip from the Simpsons at every Bronco game where the evil mastermind that Homer worked for buys the Broncos for Homer, but Homer wanted the Cowboys, he says disappointedly: Oh, the Denver Broncos!?! Marge: I don't know I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good. Homer: You just don't understand football Marge. Meanwhile in the foreground you see Broncos players dropping passes! Very good!
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11-28-2005, 08:53 PM	#184
BroncoCanuck Rookie Join Date: Nov 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	Sad That has to be THE saddest excuse for a message I've EVER heard. The Broncos are out to get the Chiefs are they?That sounds like sour grapes from a team that's not likely to make the playoffs at all let alone win the division. What you don't understand that a rivalry isn't about hatred it's about mutual respect between teams on a healthy competative level. Check out the Broncos boards and you'll notice that there isn't one posting as stupid as this anywhere and you'll see that Broncos fans have respect for Chiefs fans and we show a little class. In fact we have a number of chiefs fans who post regularly on our forum and we can get along fine. This is just a post from some sad little guy who's a little bit out to lunch. Fact is simple the Chiefs just can't do anything and this idiot is throwing the blame on someone else. You're like the sad little kid that jsut lost a game of hoops with another kid so he accused the other one of cheating even though he knows full well it was a fair game.Deal with it....
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11-28-2005, 08:58 PM	#188
BroncoCanuck Rookie Join Date: Nov 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	How is it BS? Tell me what part of my reply is BS???I'm not on here bashing Chiefs fans I'm stating a clear fact that ONE loser is a little bit out there. Think about it did you see the Chiefs schedule?They're basically done unless they can pull off a hail Mary. Maybe next season but they've jsut dug themselves too deep a hole sorry to say
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11-28-2005, 09:01 PM	#192
BroncoCanuck Rookie Join Date: Nov 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	Nowhere did I say ALL Broncos fans are good but I challenge anyone on this forum to find me a thread that trash talks a team as badly as this.
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11-28-2005, 09:02 PM	#194
chiefs4me Whatever.. Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	hmmm, I never have needed a reason.....I just do..
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11-28-2005, 09:03 PM	#195
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