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Old 04-07-2008, 02:55 PM  
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G Spot orgasm

Today is my wife's birthday. I want to give her this. Anyone care to give suggestions on how I can find her G-spot? I know it's in there somewhere. For the record, I'm serious.
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Old 04-09-2008, 09:28 AM   #181
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Old 04-09-2008, 10:43 AM   #182
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Hey Bogey, how did it go LAST night. Inquiring perverted minds want to know
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Old 04-09-2008, 11:35 AM   #183
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Hey Bogey, how did it go LAST night. Inquiring perverted minds want to know
Yes do tell
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Old 04-09-2008, 11:45 AM   #184
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Hey Bogey, how did it go LAST night. Inquiring perverted minds want to know
Gosh, I'm not sure how to respond. I'm embarrassed that I started this thread in the first place, but since I will likely never meet any of you in person, I'll continue. We tried last night, but had no success. We both agreed it probably wasn't spontaneous enough, too contrived. She was/is very happy that I cared enough to try though. We're going to try again. She said she wants to have a little drink next time to loosen her up. This morning I suggested that if I'm not successful manually, we should try some sort of an apparatus. So, there ya go.
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Old 04-09-2008, 11:47 AM   #185
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props to bogey for the effort...just keep hammering at it.
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Old 04-09-2008, 11:50 AM   #186
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She said she wants to have a little drink next time to loosen her up.
Normally I get them drunk so I can get what I want, never heard of it the other way around.
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Old 04-09-2008, 11:55 AM   #187
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Gosh, I'm not sure how to respond. I'm embarrassed that I started this thread in the first place, but since I will likely never meet any of you in person, I'll continue. We tried last night, but had no success. We both agreed it probably wasn't spontaneous enough, too contrived. She was/is very happy that I cared enough to try though. We're going to try again. She said she wants to have a little drink next time to loosen her up. This morning I suggested that if I'm not successful manually, we should try some sort of an apparatus. So, there ya go.

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Old 04-09-2008, 11:55 AM   #188
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This morning I suggested that if I'm not successful manually, we should try some sort of an apparatus
get the kind of "appartus" with twirling head and rabbit cl*t teaser.
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Old 04-09-2008, 12:03 PM   #189
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From some of the responses on this thread, it seems like it should be easy to find the spot. I can't believe I can't find it. I'm an experienced spelunker, I'm not used to failure.
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Old 04-09-2008, 12:05 PM   #190
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God help me but...

Pat, I heart u.

You really are a good guy even if I've doubted it...daily.
Who would have ever guessed that a g-spot orgasm would bring the two of us together.
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Old 04-09-2008, 12:08 PM   #191
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From some of the responses on this thread, it seems like it should be easy to find the spot. I can't believe I can't find it. I'm an experienced spelunker, I'm not used to failure.
Don't sweat it, bogey. It's probably your wife's fault.

Don't give up on her though. Give her another chance without the spotlight of ChiefsPlanet on the both of you.
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Old 04-09-2008, 12:11 PM   #192
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Don't sweat it, bogey. It's probably your wife's fault.

Don't give up on her though. Give her another chance without the spotlight of ChiefsPlanet on the both of you.
Am I being mocked and am just to much of a dumb ass to get it? Someday, I'll show up at Arrowhead and party with you people, but you'll never know I'm bogey.
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Old 04-09-2008, 12:15 PM   #193
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Am I being mocked and am just to much of a dumb ass to get it? Someday, I'll show up at Arrowhead and party with you people, but you'll never know I'm bogey.
No, I wasn't mocking you. I was just trying to make a joke (and semi-seriously suggesting that you might have more luck next time if the pressure of onlookers from ChiefsPlanet is not upon you).

I don't have any problem with your thread or what you're trying to do. More power to you.
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Old 04-09-2008, 12:17 PM   #194
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Am I being mocked and am just to much of a dumb ass to get it? Someday, I'll show up at Arrowhead and party with you people, but you'll never know I'm bogey.
f@ckem if they're mocking you, bogey...you're taking part in the ultimate on the job training.
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Old 04-09-2008, 12:18 PM   #195
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This morning I suggested that if I'm not successful manually, we should try some sort of an apparatus. So, there ya go.

My middle name is Apparatus...

Really don't be embarassed you are top notch for caring enough to try and I hope it works out for you. Women have to be in the right frame of mind, emotional state and then the right physical state. It's really a complex puzzle in some ways and I can't help but wonder why we even bother with them crazy biatches - then I remember the alternative and I'm back to chasing tail.
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