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Jilly · 06-15-2009, 12:35 PM

Doing a celebration of Men service on Sunday...... I'm obviously not a man.... what makes men, men? What should we be celebrating?

What's one thing you like, besides YOUR PENIS, about being a man?

**Buehler445** · 06-15-2009, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Put the hair in a ponytail, make sure I have a bra on, and slip on some flip-flops. Let's go!

Not necessary. Didn't you read the thread???

**luv** · 06-15-2009, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445

Not necessary. Didn't you read the thread???

Definitely necessary.

FAX · 06-15-2009, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

How many inventions have women created. Can anyone here think of a few off-hand?

Katherine Blodgett invented non-reflecting glass ... it's used in frame shops so there's no glare on paintings and prints and things.

Madame Curie discovered radium and some other stuff.

Bette Nesmith invented liquid paper. (A Monkee Mom.)

Ruth Handler invented the Barbie Doll. (She is actually the aunt of one of my business partners.)

... and last but not least ...

Mary Phelps Jacob invented the bra. (Booooo!!!)

FAX

DJay23 · 06-15-2009, 10:31 PM

On manhood:

When in a small group of family or friends or at a social gathering with cohorts, I find it is completely acceptable for me to say a few words to those gathered, shmooze briefly, and then thumb through a magazine, watch TV, or just kind of wander around on my own. Now I am by no means a social person. I'd rather be in the yard mowing the grass where no one can bother me, so this is a perk I quite enjoy. But I will say a few things at first, just to show I'm not a psycho. The thing is, if the fiance does this, she'll be cast out of society and people she doesn't know will make her cry in the street with all of the mean mean things they'd say to her. I do it, no one notices!

On clowns:
They are creepy because they could have the foulest most wretched expression on their face, but it's covered by a painted on smile. It's disengenuous.

On ear hair:
We grow more as we get older because testosterone levels increase with age. Therefore you get more hair in places that you didn't have when you were younger (and with less testosterone). Not sure about the hair on the head though. Both are determined genetically of course.

bdeg · 06-15-2009, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

If Forrest Gump had been a female character, would the movie have been successful?

it's shocking how true that is. i hadn't realized it

06-15-2009, 10:50 PM

Besides my penis? My balls. I love my balls and they love me. I will press submit and then scratch them immediately.

teedubya · 06-16-2009, 12:09 AM

If there is such a thing as reincarnation... I'm pretty sure that I come back as a man most every time. Because being a man is awesome.

JOhn · 06-16-2009, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

If there is such a thing as reincarnation... I'm pretty sure that I come back as a man most every time. Because being a man is awesome.

This

Katipan · 06-16-2009, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

If there is such a thing as reincarnation... I'm pretty sure that I come back as a man most every time. Because being a man is awesome.

Buddhists believe you either come back as a mean ghost, an animal, a demon, a human, or a God.

And you pick man.

lol

I'm so glad I'm woman.

RippedmyFlesh · 06-16-2009, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Buddhists believe you either come back as a mean ghost, an animal, a demon, a human, or a God.

And you pick man.

lol

I'm so glad I'm woman.

Of the 5 you would have to say man is in 2nd to god right?

Katipan · 06-16-2009, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh

Of the 5 you would have to say man is in 2nd to god right?

Only in his own head babe.

tooge · 06-16-2009, 08:29 AM

being able to jack off into a sock. Try that one gals!

MOhillbilly · 06-16-2009, 08:32 AM

i like that i can tella woman to stfd and stfu and it still gets the same results the 1000th time as it did the 1st.

**Iowanian** · 06-16-2009, 08:32 AM

I can smell like sweat, motor oil, gun powder, cow shit and beer, be spattered in mud, blood, hair and grease and know I've had a damn good day. I can take off my boots, wash the above mentioned from my hands, have 2 little girls crawl onto my lap and read a Sandra Boyton book and know they feel safer at night because I did.

**Iowanian** · 06-16-2009, 08:38 AM

I like that the smell of my flatulence is an aphrodisiac for most women.

It is my gift, it is my curse.

06-15-2009, 12:35 PM
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DJay23 Rock Chalk Jayhawk Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: PA Casino cash: $2603317	On manhood: When in a small group of family or friends or at a social gathering with cohorts, I find it is completely acceptable for me to say a few words to those gathered, shmooze briefly, and then thumb through a magazine, watch TV, or just kind of wander around on my own. Now I am by no means a social person. I'd rather be in the yard mowing the grass where no one can bother me, so this is a perk I quite enjoy. But I will say a few things at first, just to show I'm not a psycho. The thing is, if the fiance does this, she'll be cast out of society and people she doesn't know will make her cry in the street with all of the mean mean things they'd say to her. I do it, no one notices! On clowns: They are creepy because they could have the foulest most wretched expression on their face, but it's covered by a painted on smile. It's disengenuous. On ear hair: We grow more as we get older because testosterone levels increase with age. Therefore you get more hair in places that you didn't have when you were younger (and with less testosterone). Not sure about the hair on the head though. Both are determined genetically of course. __________________ "True bliss is not something you search for, true bliss is already living inside us all, and sometimes it takes a roomfull of others to lead us to the mirror of your soul." - CosmicPal (10-3-03)
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Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4618454	I can smell like sweat, motor oil, gun powder, cow shit and beer, be spattered in mud, blood, hair and grease and know I've had a damn good day. I can take off my boots, wash the above mentioned from my hands, have 2 little girls crawl onto my lap and read a Sandra Boyton book and know they feel safer at night because I did.
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06-16-2009, 08:38 AM	#195
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4618454	I like that the smell of my flatulence is an aphrodisiac for most women. It is my gift, it is my curse.
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