ChiefsPlanet Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs (with NSFW pics) - Page 13

**BigRedChief** · 06:47 PM

You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs".

If you have a write-in vote, post it in this thread and I'll keep track of them in the original post. EDIT: We left off one nominated poster: Dante84. If you wanto vote for Dante84 just post it in this thread and I'll keep track of the vote in the opening thread.

All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. I know there is already burnt ends and beer on the table for the next Planet bash as the first bribe.

As was the case last year, there is an option to vote for the "no noob is worthy". But it seems to me there are some worthy candidates this year, but, its your vote.

The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158

Known Bribes:

Boss Chief: 50k in casino money(but he has been giving much larger amounts to voters). from phobia
25k from flopnuts
3 reps from me (only 750 a hit, but everybody gets rep...this will take a few days to fullfill)
1 rep from Flopnuts (the ron jeremy stick)
free beer at the next bash ($50 bucks worth if I end up winning)
free burnt ends at the next bash ($50 bucks worth if I end up doubling the second place cantidate).

Kylle DeLexus: is offering $75000 casino cash for each vote. And Pestilence is also throwing in $100,000 casino money for each vote.

Write in Votes:
Dante84

**bevischief** · 12-04-2009, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus

What kind of beer? And who is cooking?

The losing noob

**BigRedChief** · 12-04-2009, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by chevy369

The losing noob

well played.

**bevischief** · 12-04-2009, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

well played.

We have to keep it interesting and give some incentive not to be last, and maybe some better bribes...

JD10367 · 12-04-2009, 07:40 PM

I can't believe this whiny bitch has pulled ahead of me by sucking up to all of you and begging for your votes like a sex-craved whore looking for a schlong to munch. I come here and give you guys humor, insight, rationality, and weirdness. What does he give you? Titty pics! Big f**king deal! You want titty pics? Pornhub and Youporn are two good places to start. (Not you, GoChiefs, your computer's infected enough.) Titty pics and ass-kissing. What the f**k is this, Congress?!? F**k you, and the horse you rode in on! F**king popularity contest. Hey, BossChief, why don'tcha put on a thong for the swimsuit round? Suckup. And you're not even winning, anyway, you're losing to "Who Gives A Crap?", so what does THAT say? Screw you guys, I'm going home!

**BigRedChief** · 12-04-2009, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367

I can't believe this whiny bitch has pulled ahead of me by sucking up to all of you and begging for your votes like a sex-craved whore looking for a schlong to munch. I come here and give you guys humor, insight, rationality, and weirdness. What does he give you? Titty pics! Big f**king deal! You want titty pics? Pornhub and Youporn are two good places to start. (Not you, GoChiefs, your computer's infected enough.) Titty pics and ass-kissing. What the f**k is this, Congress?!? F**k you, and the horse you rode in on! F**king popularity contest. Hey, BossChief, why don'tcha put on a thong for the swimsuit round? Suckup. And you're not even winning, anyway, you're losing to "Who Gives A Crap?", so what does THAT say? Screw you guys, I'm going home!

**luv** · 12-04-2009, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367

I can't believe this whiny bitch has pulled ahead of me by sucking up to all of you and begging for your votes like a sex-craved whore looking for a schlong to munch. I come here and give you guys humor, insight, rationality, and weirdness. What does he give you? Titty pics! Big f**king deal! You want titty pics? Pornhub and Youporn are two good places to start. (Not you, GoChiefs, your computer's infected enough.) Titty pics and ass-kissing. What the f**k is this, Congress?!? F**k you, and the horse you rode in on! F**king popularity contest. Hey, BossChief, why don'tcha put on a thong for the swimsuit round? Suckup. And you're not even winning, anyway, you're losing to "Who Gives A Crap?", so what does THAT say? Screw you guys, I'm going home!

See, this is why I voted for this guy. If you look at BossChiefs posts/threads, a lot of them don't make sense. I actually thought he was Smed at one time.

**BossChief** · 12-04-2009, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367

I can't believe this whiny bitch has pulled ahead of me by sucking up to all of you and begging for your votes like a sex-craved whore looking for a schlong to munch. I come here and give you guys humor, insight, rationality, and weirdness. What does he give you? Titty pics! Big f**king deal! You want titty pics? Pornhub and Youporn are two good places to start. (Not you, GoChiefs, your computer's infected enough.) Titty pics and ass-kissing. What the f**k is this, Congress?!? F**k you, and the horse you rode in on! F**king popularity contest. Hey, BossChief, why don'tcha put on a thong for the swimsuit round? Suckup. And you're not even winning, anyway, you're losing to "Who Gives A Crap?", so what does THAT say? Screw you guys, I'm going home!

doesnt sound like I'm the whiney little bitch.

**cabletech94** · 12-04-2009, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367

I can't believe this whiny bitch has pulled ahead of me by sucking up to all of you and begging for your votes like a sex-craved whore looking for a schlong to munch. I come here and give you guys humor, insight, rationality, and weirdness. What does he give you? Titty pics! Big f**king deal! You want titty pics? Pornhub and Youporn are two good places to start. (Not you, GoChiefs, your computer's infected enough.) Titty pics and ass-kissing. What the f**k is this, Congress?!? F**k you, and the horse you rode in on! F**king popularity contest. Hey, BossChief, why don'tcha put on a thong for the swimsuit round? Suckup. And you're not even winning, anyway, you're losing to "Who Gives A Crap?", so what does THAT say? Screw you guys, I'm going home!

Actually, dude, it's SUCCOP!!!!!

To the 'Ship!

**BossChief** · 12-04-2009, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

See, this is why I voted for this guy. If you look at BossChiefs posts/threads, a lot of them don't make sense. I actually thought he was Smed at one time.

Some people must like me. I was nominated first and got quite a few nominations. Those nominations were before any of the bribes which are explained as "encouraged".

I have just been trying to have a good time with the RULES off this whole ordeal. Ive been getting some good laughs.

Sorry some haven't.

**luv** · 12-04-2009, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossChief

Some people must like me. I was nominated first and got quite a few nominations. Those nominations were before any of the bribes which are explained as "encouraged".

I have just been trying to have a good time with the RULES off this whole ordeal. Ive been getting some good laughs.

Sorry some haven't.

Did I get your panties in a wad?

**BossChief** · 12-04-2009, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

Did I get your panties in a wad?

I still love you!

crazycoffey · 12-04-2009, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BossChief

so, if you vote for me and I am getting this straight you get:

50k from phobia
25k from flopnuts
3 reps from me (only 750 a hit, but everybody likes rep...this will take a few days to fullfill)
1 rep from Flopnuts (the ron jeremy stick)
free beer at the next bash ($50 bucks worth if I end up winning)
free burnt ends at the next bash ($50 bucks worth if I end up doubling the second place cantidate)

Am I missing anything?

VOTE FOR BOSSCHIEF!!!!!!!!

done

kstater · 12-04-2009, 08:45 PM

I went for quality. JD has some pretty good football takes.

crazycoffey · 12-04-2009, 08:50 PM

I don't really know enough about any of them, besides a brief early run in with ROR, who actually seems better now compared to then. My vote was bought, oh well - sue me, it works that way sometimes.

although I don't remember having to buy my crowning, just saying.....

**BigRedChief** · 12-04-2009, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

I don't really know enough about any of them, besides a brief early run in with ROR, who actually seems better now compared to then. My vote was bought, oh well - sue me, it works that way sometimes.

although I don't remember having to buy my crowning, just saying.....

Crowning? It was legendary landslide. Who's legend grows each season.

View Poll Results: The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs is.....?
BossChief	25	17.36%
BY1401	2	1.39%
Fritz88	8	5.56%
KcChiefsKing	0	0%
kyledelexus	8	5.56%
Knowmo2724	3	2.08%
Jerm	0	0%
JD10367	14	9.72%
MikeMaslowski	8	5.56%
Pioli Zombie	5	3.47%
Raised on Riots	18	12.50%
Sofa King	6	4.17%
Soundmind	1	0.69%
TheGuardian	4	2.78%
Toadkiller	1	0.69%
Your write in vote	4	2.78%
No worthy n00b option	8	5.56%
Who gives a crap?	21	14.58%
You suck. Enough with the noobs.	6	4.17%
Whateve Gaz thinks	2	1.39%
Voters: 144. You may not vote on this poll

12-03-2009, 10:34 AM
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $2589627 VARSITY	Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs (with NSFW pics) You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If you have a write-in vote, post it in this thread and I'll keep track of them in the original post. EDIT: We left off one nominated poster: Dante84. If you wanto vote for Dante84 just post it in this thread and I'll keep track of the vote in the opening thread. All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. I know there is already burnt ends and beer on the table for the next Planet bash as the first bribe. As was the case last year, there is an option to vote for the "no noob is worthy". But it seems to me there are some worthy candidates this year, but, its your vote. The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158 Known Bribes: Boss Chief: 50k in casino money(but he has been giving much larger amounts to voters). from phobia 25k from flopnuts 3 reps from me (only 750 a hit, but everybody gets rep...this will take a few days to fullfill) 1 rep from Flopnuts (the ron jeremy stick) free beer at the next bash ($50 bucks worth if I end up winning) free burnt ends at the next bash ($50 bucks worth if I end up doubling the second place cantidate). Kylle DeLexus: is offering $75000 casino cash for each vote. And Pestilence is also throwing in $100,000 casino money for each vote. Write in Votes: Dante84 Last edited by BigRedChief; 12-04-2009 at 06:47 PM..
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12-04-2009, 07:40 PM	#184
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	I can't believe this whiny bitch has pulled ahead of me by sucking up to all of you and begging for your votes like a sex-craved whore looking for a schlong to munch. I come here and give you guys humor, insight, rationality, and weirdness. What does he give you? Titty pics! Big fking deal! You want titty pics? Pornhub and Youporn are two good places to start. (Not you, GoChiefs, your computer's infected enough.) Titty pics and ass-kissing. What the fk is this, Congress?!? Fk you, and the horse you rode in on! Fking popularity contest. Hey, BossChief, why don'tcha put on a thong for the swimsuit round? Suckup. And you're not even winning, anyway, you're losing to "Who Gives A Crap?", so what does THAT say? Screw you guys, I'm going home!
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12-04-2009, 08:45 PM	#193
kstater Custom User Title Join Date: Jan 2007 Casino cash: $1346563	I went for quality. JD has some pretty good football takes.
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12-04-2009, 08:50 PM	#194
crazycoffey .......... Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $5047901	I don't really know enough about any of them, besides a brief early run in with ROR, who actually seems better now compared to then. My vote was bought, oh well - sue me, it works that way sometimes. although I don't remember having to buy my crowning, just saying.....
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