Chiefs Chiefs vs. Bills discussion thread... - Page 13

Priest31kc · 09-05-2011, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by KCrockaholic

All 53 were full participants.

Awesome.

**CrazyPhuD** · 09-05-2011, 10:45 PM

Does anyone else think this might be the first nfl game in a long time where no one threw a pass?

**KcMizzou** · 09-05-2011, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD

Does anyone else think this might be the first nfl game in a long time where no one threw a pass?

Nope Cassel tears 'em up for at least one fiddy.

**TimeForWasp** · 09-06-2011, 04:11 AM

Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

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Q: Why is the Buffalo football team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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Q: What do Billy Graham and the Buffalo football team have in common? A: They can both make a stadium of 50,000 people say "Oh, Jesus."

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Chan Gailey was asked his secret of evaluating his new recruits. "Well," he said, "I take 'em out in the woods and make 'em run. The ones that run round the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run straight into the trees, I turn into linemen."

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Q: What's the difference between the Bills and Cheerios?
A: Cheerios belongs in a bowl.

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Did you hear that someone purchased the Buffalo Bills and is going to
move them to Alaska?
They are going to rename them the Arctic Chokes

The New York Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Buffalo .
For the first offense, they give you two Buffalo Bills tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

OCinBuffalo · 09-06-2011, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by AutumnWind

Have a feeling that this game comes down to a FG? Now the only question is will it go WIDE RIGHT?

You mean exactly like last year? You guys won because we missed a FG...but yeah...you "dominated" us.

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On average, how many games did your current starting front seven play last year?

Yeah, Merriman didn't play last year...so...that means he sucks, and won't be bouncing Cassles ribs into...

Dareus...who didn't play a game last year...so...he sucks too.

Pouring piss on your wife, the morning after your wedding, is less of a rude awakening than what you are about to experience.

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Originally Posted by Gif Horse

The Bills have ONE winning season in the last 11.

They're really shitty.

How about these awesome quarterbacks:

Kelly Holcomb
JP Losman
Trent Edwards

Ryan Fitzpatrick should not be on this list (Better?)
Drew Bledsoe was like a tiny god to them.

Which of these guys will be playing Sunday? Oh, that's right...none.

Yeah, this is a relevant post.

You guys are awesome at killing trolls

You're the best ever! Anything else you want to self-congratulate about? F'ing chickens perhaps?

You want to talk about the past? Youtube(cause I can't post links...dammit!):
"Joe Montana Chiefs vs Bills 93 AFC Championship game"

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Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic

If we sold Buffalo to Canada the countries average weight would go down by about 50 lbs.

That's fine..

However, if we sold both Kansas and Missouri back to the Indians, first of all we'd have MegaVegas in the middle of the country which would be cool...and all those dumb girls in one place...Ok, I'm off track...and, our national naivete would go down about 50 points. The fun part is, we could probably do it too. Just tell you guys "hey, we're only changing the zip codes" and you'd buy it.

Then, your team's mascot wouldn't be so blatantly racist! (All kidding aside, I couldn't care less about that. Screw PC people.)

I'd rather be fat than gullible. I am neither but if I had to choose...You don't get to choose. You are already gullible...and you are trying to tell me that you don't have any fat people with all the BBQ? What, do they all walk to those broke-ass shacks on the side of the road?

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan · 09-06-2011, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by OCinBuffalo

You mean exactly like last year? You guys won because we missed a FG...but yeah...you "dominated" us.

Just FYI, Autumn Wind is a Raiders fan.

We let him visit when he's out on parole.

OCinBuffalo · 09-06-2011, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan

Just FYI, Autumn Wind is a Raiders fan.

We let him visit when he's out on parole.

Good. We play them after we play you, so registering here wasn't a waste... next I can haze him for pretending Jason Campbell isn't going to get killed by Merriman, just like Cassle.

I like this board. You let the the insults fly much more than I am used to, so I figured I would give it a try above. Nice change of pace.

Oh, and we are trying out:
Williams
Merriman
Dareus

WMDs as our new defense's nickname. What do you think? Yes, I am aware of the humor potential if they "can't be found".

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan · 09-06-2011, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by OCinBuffalo

Good. We play them after we play you, so registering here wasn't a waste... next I can haze him for pretending Jason Campbell isn't going to get killed by Merriman, just like Cassle.

I like this board. You let the the insults fly much more than I am used to, so I figured I would give it a try above. Nice change of pace.

Oh, and we are trying out:
Williams
Merriman
Dareus

WMDs as our new defense's nickname. What do you think? Yes, I am aware of the humor potential if they "can't be found".

Yeah, if you can develop "rhino hide", there's actually a lot of good football takes in and among the "other stuff" *grin*

Trust me, we'll be rooting for you guys against the rest of the AFCW. Just not next Sunday.

WMD could be good. Course, it could also stand for "Where's My Defense?" if they fail to show up.

MIAdragon · 09-06-2011, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by OCinBuffalo

Good. We play them after we play you, so registering here wasn't a waste... next I can haze him for pretending Jason Campbell isn't going to get killed by Merriman, just like Cassle.

I like this board. You let the the insults fly much more than I am used to, so I figured I would give it a try above. Nice change of pace.

Oh, and we are trying out:
Williams
Merriman
Dareus

WMDs as our new defense's nickname. What do you think? Yes, I am aware of the humor potential if they "can't be found".

your and idiot.

ToxSocks · 09-06-2011, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by OCinBuffalo

Which of these guys will be playing Sunday? Oh, that's right...none.

Huh? Tyler Thigpen Starting?

ToxSocks · 09-06-2011, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

Huh? Tyler Thigpen Starting?

Can someone answer my question? According to OCinBuffalo Fitzpatrick isn't playing.

**kysirsoze** · 09-06-2011, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

Huh? Tyler Thigpen Starting?

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

Can someone answer my question? According to OCinBuffalo Fitzpatrick isn't playing.

These.

MoreLemonPledge · 09-06-2011, 10:35 AM

Fun fact: Buffalo is returning 5 starters on their front 7. The same front seven that produced the worst run defense in the league last year.

OCinBuffalo · 09-06-2011, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by scott free

L.O.L. bills fans talking big... oh hope, thou dost spring eternal.

WTF else am I supposed to do at this time of year? Piss and Moan?

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Originally Posted by MoreLemonPledge

Fun fact: Buffalo is returning 5 starters on their front 7. The same front seven that produced the worst run defense in the league last year.

Really?

Name them.

MoreLemonPledge · 09-06-2011, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by OCinBuffalo

Really?

Name them.

Everyone but Barnett and Dareus.

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TimeForWasp Sprinkle in some Mahomes Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Butte Montana Casino cash: $7658507	Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. --- Q: Why is the Buffalo football team like a possum? A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. --- Q: What do Billy Graham and the Buffalo football team have in common? A: They can both make a stadium of 50,000 people say "Oh, Jesus." --- Chan Gailey was asked his secret of evaluating his new recruits. "Well," he said, "I take 'em out in the woods and make 'em run. The ones that run round the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run straight into the trees, I turn into linemen." --- Q: What's the difference between the Bills and Cheerios? A: Cheerios belongs in a bowl. --- Did you hear that someone purchased the Buffalo Bills and is going to move them to Alaska? They are going to rename them the Arctic Chokes The New York Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Buffalo . For the first offense, they give you two Buffalo Bills tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Last edited by TimeForWasp; 09-06-2011 at 04:12 AM.. Reason: .
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