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Whitlock with a good article on the Riley Cooper situation
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/w...d-learn-080113
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08-03-2013, 12:57 AM | #181 |
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For the record, the LAST thing most car salesmen want to see is a new hire... it usually just adds up to money out of your pocket, but the dynamic at that store, at that time, yep, we wanted a new guy.
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08-03-2013, 12:57 AM | #182 |
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"I had sex with Katie too, mane"
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08-03-2013, 12:59 AM | #183 |
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08-03-2013, 01:05 AM | #184 |
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About 5+ years ago there was a bartender at a local watering hole my group of friends frequented. Her name was Katie, and she was quite well endowed.
Here's how such inquires into going out went: "Hey, you wanna go to _________?" "Katie's got some big ass tittays." Also, now any time I meet someone named Chad I tell them that I better not catch them standing up peeing. They sit down when they pee.
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08-03-2013, 01:09 AM | #185 |
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100% of my one-liners, and really just my humor in general, from 04-06 came entirely from Chapelle Show.
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08-03-2013, 01:15 AM | #186 | |
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A few days ago my wife said "Why God?" out of comic frustration at something. Thus, my response was, "Don't ask God, ask Nixon." WHY NIXON?? WHY????
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08-03-2013, 01:18 AM | #187 |
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08-03-2013, 01:30 AM | #188 |
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We get to keep eminem though, right?
Right?
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I'm not sure as to what you're referencing, but they had more stories from Charlie Murphy in the extras section of the DVD. It was just like the Rick James and Prince skits with Charlie retelling his experiences, but it wasn't acted out by Chappelle- it was just Murphy in a green room. Those were pretty hilarious. |
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08-03-2013, 01:31 AM | #190 |
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08-03-2013, 01:32 AM | #191 |
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We'll throw in Cunnilingus Rice for good measure.
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08-03-2013, 01:32 AM | #192 |
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"Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
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There is gin everywhere from laughing. It's been way too long since watching that show.
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08-03-2013, 01:37 AM | #194 |
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Top 5 Chappelle Show skits, Sorter.
Right now. Do it. |
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08-03-2013, 01:37 AM | #195 |
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Clooney is our VP and I'm just not sure he's going to sign off on that one.
Also, Cooper, Riley is on the trade block.
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