|
|
![]() |
Topic Starter |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
Casino cash: $10004900
|
Why do I do it to myself?
I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)...
Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had. I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more. And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself. I hate life right now. |
Posts: 56,356
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
'Tis my eye!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Chiefsplanet
Casino cash: $8179900
|
Because the sense of satisfaction you get by doing it yourself...oh wait, maybe I should read more than just the title...
|
Posts: 104,292
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#3 | |
Praise Him
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: none ya
Casino cash: $4755486
|
Quote:
|
|
Posts: 12,362
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
Casino cash: $-351038
|
|
Posts: 40,903
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Dec 2005
Casino cash: $-1342609
|
Antifreeze.
|
Posts: 31,679
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#6 |
Veteran
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: St. Loser, MO
Casino cash: $10005674
|
Here: http://www.fmylife.com/
|
Posts: 4,160
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#7 |
Ghetto Superstar
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Midwest
Casino cash: $10004900
|
Call your mom. She will take care of it.
|
Posts: 4,756
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#8 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
Casino cash: $-759649
![]() |
Raunchy pussy smells alot like buttered popcorn.
__________________
"Loving him is red." |
Posts: 23,567
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
Casino cash: $10004900
|
|
Posts: 56,356
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#10 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
Casino cash: $-759649
![]() |
I'm not saying it smells like Em-Dawg, dork.
It truly does. Period pussy? Buttered Popcorn. I may not have touched all the nasty boxes you've touched, but I've smelled them.
__________________
"Loving him is red." |
Posts: 23,567
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#11 | |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
Casino cash: $10004900
|
Quote:
I feel so terrible that the mere thought of any sexual activity with any vagina sounds awful. Jessica Biel could walk in my front door naked and I would just roll over and cry. |
|
Posts: 56,356
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
Casino cash: $-351038
|
|
Posts: 40,903
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#13 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
Casino cash: $-759649
![]() |
You'll have to tell us if it tastes the same.
__________________
"Loving him is red." |
Posts: 23,567
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#14 |
Space Cadet and Aczabel
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Kanab, UT, USA
Casino cash: $9333275
![]() |
Now thats just wrong. I mean butter is quite sensitive and is very offended.
__________________
Thanks, Trump for the civics lesson. We are learning so much about RICO, espionage, sedition, impeachment, the 25th Amendment, order of succession, nepotism, separation of powers, 1st Amendment, obstruction of justice, the emoluments clause, conflicts of interest, collusion, sanctions, oligarchs, money laundering and so much more. |
Posts: 40,584
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#15 | |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
Casino cash: $-759649
![]() |
Quote:
![]() Raunchy pussy smells like popcorn jelly bellys.
__________________
"Loving him is red." |
|
Posts: 23,567
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
|
|