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Simply Red · 06-03-2012, 07:02 PM

I ask because I just got served a 'Hot-N-Ready' Little Ceasar's' steaming pepperoni turd.

That's honestly not worth $5.00.

Unless I was homeless, or something, then it might be.

No poll - just discus which Pizza Joints served you up a turd, store bought is fine here, too.

DMAC · 06-04-2012, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by thurman merman

I like explosive diarrhea.

FYP

DanT · 06-04-2012, 07:40 PM

The Little Caesars in my town may me a bit unusual, because their pizza is not bad at all. They have several positive reviews on the town's wiki page:
http://daviswiki.org/Little_Caesars_Pizza

It's nowhere near the worst pizza I've ever had. I remember all that bad frozen pizza that used to dominate grocer freezers back in the 1970s, I've had worst pizza from Sbarro, which is saying a lot when you consider how much Sbarro loads down their pizza with high calorie stuff that should taste a lot better than it does. http://caloriecount.about.com/calori...i-pizza-i55063

If I were a novelist and needed to write about a miserable urban dweller, there would definitely be a lonely meal at Sbarro in there somewhere about 15 to 30 minutes before the poor bastard threw himself in front of a subway train.

**Reaper16** · 06-04-2012, 08:53 PM

I had a slice of Papa John's tonight. It was worse than Little Ceasars, or right on-par at the most.

listopencil · 06-04-2012, 09:12 PM

The pizza from the concession stand at Starlight Drive In Theater in the city of Schertz, Texas. The meager toppings would slide off of the pizza on a layer of grease. If you were lucky.

BryanBusby · 06-04-2012, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

http://health.yahoo.net/experts/eatt...pizzas-america

Quote:

#1: Worst Pizza in America
Uno Chicago Grill Chicago Classic Deep Dish Pizza (Individual)
2,310 calories
162 g fat (54 g saturated fat)
4,920 mg sodium

Wait, wait, wait. This is a one-person pizza? Yup. All 2,310 calories are destined for one soon-to-be expanding belly. This pie has been a perennial pick for us over the past three years, and the reason is simple: No other personal pizza in the country even begins to approach these numbers. It breaks every single caloric recommendation on the books, and it does it under the guise of a must-have “classic” dish. With the country being plagued by obesity, Uno should have the decency to banish—or significantly improve—this dish.

Eat This Instead!
Cheese and Tomato Thin Crust Pizza (Individual)
840 calories
33 g fat (15 g saturated fat)
1,770 mg sodium

Yeah, **** that. I'd rather feel and look terrible than eat thin crust pizza.

KCUnited · 06-04-2012, 09:59 PM

I ordered a room service pepperoni from a Marriot in Puerto Rico once. It looked legit until I bit into it and it had 100's of capers underneath the cheese. I like capers but this was like taking a mouthful of sea water.

I'll also vouch for the shittiness that is Judge's Pizza up on Englewood.

Jenson71 · 06-04-2012, 10:04 PM

I remember this vividly. It was in Madison, WI. At a little basement bar that I'd heard had really good pizza.

I swear, I think it was Jack's Frozen Pizza. Worst damn thing I ever had. I was so excited, and this ripped me to pieces.

Bump · 06-04-2012, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BryanBusby

Yeah, **** that. I'd rather feel and look terrible than eat thin crust pizza.

lolwut? Thin crust pizza is bomb if made right

R8RFAN · 06-05-2012, 02:01 AM

Mr. Gattis
CiCi's
Chunky Cheese
Papa Johns...

Hell I like Little Caesar better than those above.

**Predarat** · 06-05-2012, 07:43 AM

Wichita Public Schools Pizza. Nasty stuff there.

sedated · 06-05-2012, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Literature

I remember this vividly. It was in Madison, WI. At a little basement bar that I'd heard had really good pizza.

I swear, I think it was Jack's Frozen Pizza. Worst damn thing I ever had. I was so excited, and this ripped me to pieces.

I have been to a bar in KC that served Jack’s pizzas as their late night food offering. They put one of those Pizzazz cookers behind the bar and loaded a freezer with Jack’s to serve after the kitchen closed.

baitism · 06-05-2012, 08:32 AM

Hating on Little Caesars pizza is ok, but don't you dare talk smack on their crazy bread!

mr. tegu · 06-05-2012, 08:54 AM

I am surprised to see a few people mentioning Papa Johns. That is some pretty dang good chain pizza.

Ceej · 06-05-2012, 09:47 AM

I'll vote for Papa Johns.

It's like their toppings are all glued together. Whenever you pick up a slice of pizza all of the toppings fall right off the pizza.

**mikeyis4dcats.** · 06-05-2012, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu

I am surprised to see a few people mentioning Papa Johns. That is some pretty dang good chain pizza.

Papa Johns is at the bottom of my list for chains, right above Little Caesars. I just don't like the flavors.

06-03-2012, 07:02 PM
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	-- What is the absolute worst pizza that you recall eating? I ask because I just got served a 'Hot-N-Ready' Little Ceasar's' steaming pepperoni turd. That's honestly not worth $5.00. Unless I was homeless, or something, then it might be. No poll - just discus which Pizza Joints served you up a turd, store bought is fine here, too.
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06-04-2012, 07:40 PM	#212
DanT Veteran Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Davis, CA Casino cash: $4181711	The Little Caesars in my town may me a bit unusual, because their pizza is not bad at all. They have several positive reviews on the town's wiki page: http://daviswiki.org/Little_Caesars_Pizza It's nowhere near the worst pizza I've ever had. I remember all that bad frozen pizza that used to dominate grocer freezers back in the 1970s, I've had worst pizza from Sbarro, which is saying a lot when you consider how much Sbarro loads down their pizza with high calorie stuff that should taste a lot better than it does. http://caloriecount.about.com/calori...i-pizza-i55063 If I were a novelist and needed to write about a miserable urban dweller, there would definitely be a lonely meal at Sbarro in there somewhere about 15 to 30 minutes before the poor bastard threw himself in front of a subway train. Last edited by DanT; 06-04-2012 at 07:47 PM..
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06-04-2012, 09:59 PM	#216
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $1898244	I ordered a room service pepperoni from a Marriot in Puerto Rico once. It looked legit until I bit into it and it had 100's of capers underneath the cheese. I like capers but this was like taking a mouthful of sea water. I'll also vouch for the shittiness that is Judge's Pizza up on Englewood.
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06-04-2012, 10:04 PM	#217
Jenson71 fides quaerens intellectum Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: United States Casino cash: $8330900	I remember this vividly. It was in Madison, WI. At a little basement bar that I'd heard had really good pizza. I swear, I think it was Jack's Frozen Pizza. Worst damn thing I ever had. I was so excited, and this ripped me to pieces.
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06-05-2012, 02:01 AM	#219
R8RFAN Molôn Labé Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Casino cash: $8566872	Mr. Gattis CiCi's Chunky Cheese Papa Johns... Hell I like Little Caesar better than those above.
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06-05-2012, 07:43 AM	#220
Predarat Run Chiefs fans, run!! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Nashville, TN Casino cash: $9973863	Wichita Public Schools Pizza. Nasty stuff there.
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06-05-2012, 08:54 AM	#223
mr. tegu Forever Royal Join Date: Mar 2012 Casino cash: $1591300	I am surprised to see a few people mentioning Papa Johns. That is some pretty dang good chain pizza.
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06-05-2012, 09:47 AM	#224
Ceej BOOM!1! Join Date: Aug 2004 Casino cash: $9325541	I'll vote for Papa Johns. It's like their toppings are all glued together. Whenever you pick up a slice of pizza all of the toppings fall right off the pizza.
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