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Of course, Inmem58 I judged him too soon but yeah, he's still a douche. 17 20.73%
Sorter because I feel sorry for him and he's the better poster. 59 71.95%
GAZ because I love Inmem58 1 1.22%
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Old 07-20-2014, 05:00 PM  
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Inmem58 vs Sorter (Round 2)

This guy obviously got lucky and we all know this. Inmem58's contribution to this site is light years ahead of Sorter's. We all need to face it.......Sorter is a bust. Who really should have won n00b of the year?
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Old 07-20-2014, 10:02 PM   #211
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I feel like my ChiefsPlanet story has kind of gotten twisted over the past couple of years. But I'll leave it alone. I'm 29 years old, I'm starting to understand how trivial things are like Internet message boards. I just don't want some people who haven't been here to think that I used to be some sort of blackbob trolling around ChiefsPlanet. Because that was NEVER the case.
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Old 07-20-2014, 10:05 PM   #212
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I feel like my ChiefsPlanet story has kind of gotten twisted over the past couple of years. But I'll leave it alone. I'm 29 years old, I'm starting to understand how trivial things are like Internet message boards. I just don't want some people who haven't been here to think that I used to be some sort of blackbob trolling around ChiefsPlanet. Because that was NEVER the case.
I think folks know that. I've only been here a little over a year and a half, and I knew that wasn't the case with you.
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Old 07-20-2014, 10:08 PM   #213
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Phil and I don't post nearly as often. I could see how one would think that. No one has asked us to back off the moderating though. We're not here enough to ask. long enough to ban that reerun though. I just pretended I didn't see Hootie.
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Old 07-20-2014, 10:10 PM   #214
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this place used to get REALLY hostile when the true fans were pitted against the drafturbators circa 2008-2010

It's amazing how much some posters have changed. 'Hamas' used to be the angriest mother ****er alive and then he had twins and suddenly he's reasonably calm, collected and almost a voice of reason.

I do miss the original drafturbator quartet of 'Hamas', Mecca, OTWP and DaneMcCloud. There used to be some epic football conversation on this board.

I think the reasonably uninteresting offseason has a lot to do with the lack of football talk, though. I, for one, have nothing to care about circa Chiefs until training camp starts/preseason. Even then, it's kind of 'meh.' I don't know if this is a product of me getting older, or the lubeless rape I received from the team @ Indy when I made the tragic decision to attend the game in person.
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Old 07-20-2014, 10:13 PM   #215
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I think that Indy game ****ed everybody up for the offseason. For a while I didn't even go into football threads. Just came here to bs with others who had lost their soul on that chilly January evening.
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Old 07-20-2014, 10:22 PM   #216
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this place used to get REALLY hostile when the true fans were pitted against the drafturbators circa 2008-2010

It's amazing how much some posters have changed. 'Hamas' used to be the angriest mother ****er alive and then he had twins and suddenly he's reasonably calm, collected and almost a voice of reason.

I do miss the original drafturbator quartet of 'Hamas', Mecca, OTWP and DaneMcCloud. There used to be some epic football conversation on this board.

I think the reasonably uninteresting offseason has a lot to do with the lack of football talk, though. I, for one, have nothing to care about circa Chiefs until training camp starts/preseason. Even then, it's kind of 'meh.' I don't know if this is a product of me getting older, or the lubeless rape I received from the team @ Indy when I made the tragic decision to attend the game in person.
How did the Indy fans treat you at that game? Did you want to rip their faces off and feed it to them when they'd make the presumed, "hey man...your team played a heckuva game, derp-derp" comments?
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Old 07-20-2014, 10:52 PM   #217
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this place used to get REALLY hostile when the true fans were pitted against the drafturbators circa 2008-2010

It's amazing how much some posters have changed. 'Hamas' used to be the angriest mother ****er alive and then he had twins and suddenly he's reasonably calm, collected and almost a voice of reason.

I do miss the original drafturbator quartet of 'Hamas', Mecca, OTWP and DaneMcCloud. There used to be some epic football conversation on this board.

I think the reasonably uninteresting offseason has a lot to do with the lack of football talk, though. I, for one, have nothing to care about circa Chiefs until training camp starts/preseason. Even then, it's kind of 'meh.' I don't know if this is a product of me getting older, or [bthe lubeless rape[/b] I received from the team @ Indy when I made the tragic decision to attend the game in person.
That was a rape and you were there? I swear I fell into a destiny coma about halfway through.

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Let me describe to you guys my Indy playoff game experience:

1) Buy tickets via stubhub. Drive up with two friends (one neutral, one Colts fan). Indy is only 90 minutes from where I live so no big deal.

2) Get there. Proceed to drink a fair amount of beer. Maybe 6 or 7 before the game. Enough to get me slightly buzzed.

3) Enter stadium. Find seats. On every seat the Colts have provided a blue/white frazzled pom-pom. I, being buzzed, proceed to chuck it 30 rows in front of me screaming "get this shit out of here." This angers surrounding fans.

4) Game starts. Everything going FANTASTIC. My section is at least half Chiefs fans. I'm being loud, obnoxious...whatever. This is Indy. They didn't even have fans before Peyton Manning.

5) Halftime. I go pee (I had to pee REALLY bad). Every Indy fan is congratulating me in the bathroom. I calmly tell them (while still buzzed)...uhm guys, I'm a Chiefs fan. I know better than to think this one is over. I also remind them that they've won numerous playoff games, have only missed the playoffs once in a decade, won a Super Bowl, appeared in two, and went from Peyton to Andrew so if WE DID END UP WINNING we kind of deserved it since we hadn't even won a ****ing playoff game since 1993...to which they all totally agreed.

6) Second half. We score again. My Indy fan friend is pissed off. Ranting. Says "omg I can't believe I wasted my time on this blah blah blah." Me? I'm a Chiefs fan. I'm too smart for this. I remind him that there is 28 minutes left in the game and I tell him if Indy scores quick I can personally guarantee him the game is FAR from over. They score in less than 2 minutes.

7) I see it from a ****ing 1000 miles away.

8) After Kendrick Lewis does something ****ing stupid for the 27th time and they close to within 6...I have my final ****ing lunatic outburst of rage where I proceed to offend everyone in my entire section...from Colts fans to Chiefs fans...to finally having an older gentleman (Chiefs fan) kindly ask me to "shut the **** up." At this point, I have already realized that we lost. I knew it for a fact. I was 100% certain. We were still up by 6. I don't say another ****ing word. I get to sit there, in enemy territory, and watch all of these LUCKY ****ING BANDWAGON SULKY MOTHER ****ING COLTS FANS, who were just all "whoa is me! we've went from Peyton to Luck and won a Super Bowl and all these playoff games but we might lose a game really badly this isn't fair!!!!" MOTHER ****ERS get to sit there and witness the SECOND BIGGEST COME FROM BEHIND PLAYOFF VICTORY EVER...while I have to sit there with my dumb ****ing mouth shut because I spent the entire ****ing 1st half celebrating like a dickbag piece of shit who should've known that the shitty ****ing team he decided to cheer for was just going to go for his OVERLY LOYAL JUGULAR in front of 80,000 ****ing people.

9) Laughter. Game is not over. I mean, the clock hasn't officially expired. I know we already lost. TY Hilton scored another 135 yard TD while Kendrick Lewis officially ran more ****ing miles chasing him than Michael ****ing Bradley ran the entire ****ing world cup...and it comes down to the final 4th down play. Of course fat **** Reid burned about 92 timeouts trying to figure out how to preserve a 28 point lead...or, ya know, not like them score 5 straight TDs in less than 2 ****ing minutes per drive...but whatever. So we take our last T.O. and draw up a fade route for Dwayne Bowe. Everyone in the stadium is on their feet. EVERY ONE. Ohp! Except me. I didn't even ****ing bother. I sat there with a stone cold look on my feet...glanced at the jumbotron...saw what I needed to see...while all the ****ing Colts fans celebrated and pointed in my face and yada yada yada. I would've paid $10,000 if someone offered me a way to snap my fingers and go from there back home. Instead, I had to ****ing spend 90 minutes getting out of the stadium. 90 ****ing minutes. In the meantime, I picked a fight with a group of Chiefs fans who DARE tell me "it was still a good year man!" One of those lousy mother ****ers...I was throwing away my Eric Berry authentic jersey...and he was like "hey man, wtf?!?" I gave that to him for free. I was done being a Chiefs fan. The Colts fan I was with was afraid to even say anything to me. I was seeing red. I was ranting. I was making them very afraid. My only goal was to get a block away from my car so I could ****ing get rid of my Chiefs hooded sweatshirt. Finally...I got a block away...a striking young Chiefs fan walked by, about my size...and I said, "hey...want this hoodie?!" Yep. He sure did. Got home...threw every single last piece of Chiefs attire I had in the ****ing dumpster. Every piece. Including a brand new Nike T-Shirt I got for Christmas. My old Priest Holmes jersey. Both Tony Gonzalez'...(my Scary Larry was trash heaped a few years back)...kept NOTHING.

I would've been ok had we lost a close game. Or gotten blown out. Or ANYTHING OTHER THAN BLOWING A 38-10 ****ING LEAD. Anything else.

That was an experience I'll never forget. And I honestly do not think I will ever go see a team I care THAT MUCH ABOUT at an opposing stadium in a playoff game ever again.

Either that or I need to stop being so grossly obsessed with this dick stain of a franchise.

But hey!!!! I drank the koolaid again and now I'm ready for another Chiefs 8-8 season!!! Oh yeah!!!! CHIEEEEFS!
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Old 07-20-2014, 11:37 PM   #219
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Old 07-20-2014, 11:43 PM   #220
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Meh, if I can survive the LOST finale, I can survive another Chiefs bad playoff beat.

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Old 07-20-2014, 11:47 PM   #221
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Meh, if I can survive the LOST finale, I can survive another Chiefs bad playoff beat.
I was at the Ravens one, as well. That one sucked, but it didn't phase me. It was expected. Like I said. Lose by a last second field goal in a close game throughout? Ok. Yeah. Sure. Get crushed by 50? Yeah, Chiefs. I get it.

BE UP BY 28 ****ING POINTS IN THE 2ND HALF ONLY TO GIVE UP 5 STRAIGHT TDS ON DRIVES THAT WERE ALL LESS THAN 2 MINUTES LONG!

**** YOU!
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I was at the Ravens one, as well. That one sucked, but it didn't phase me. It was expected. Like I said. Lose by a last second field goal in a close game throughout? Ok. Yeah. Sure. Get crushed by 50? Yeah, Chiefs. I get it.

BE UP BY 28 ****ING POINTS IN THE 2ND HALF ONLY TO GIVE UP 5 STRAIGHT TDS ON DRIVES THAT WERE ALL LESS THAN 2 MINUTES LONG!

**** YOU!
Let it all out man.

Let the pain flow away.

Then, when you watch the Colts this year, remember that we could have drafted Donte Moncrief.

That will start the seething hatred anew.
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Derp. Yeah, you've got another 350 posts. Then you can pm.

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Let me describe to you guys my Indy playoff game experience:

1) Buy tickets via stubhub. Drive up with two friends (one neutral, one Colts fan). Indy is only 90 minutes from where I live so no big deal.

2) Get there. Proceed to drink a fair amount of beer. Maybe 6 or 7 before the game. Enough to get me slightly buzzed.

3) Enter stadium. Find seats. On every seat the Colts have provided a blue/white frazzled pom-pom. I, being buzzed, proceed to chuck it 30 rows in front of me screaming "get this shit out of here." This angers surrounding fans.

4) Game starts. Everything going FANTASTIC. My section is at least half Chiefs fans. I'm being loud, obnoxious...whatever. This is Indy. They didn't even have fans before Peyton Manning.

5) Halftime. I go pee (I had to pee REALLY bad). Every Indy fan is congratulating me in the bathroom. I calmly tell them (while still buzzed)...uhm guys, I'm a Chiefs fan. I know better than to think this one is over. I also remind them that they've won numerous playoff games, have only missed the playoffs once in a decade, won a Super Bowl, appeared in two, and went from Peyton to Andrew so if WE DID END UP WINNING we kind of deserved it since we hadn't even won a ****ing playoff game since 1993...to which they all totally agreed.

6) Second half. We score again. My Indy fan friend is pissed off. Ranting. Says "omg I can't believe I wasted my time on this blah blah blah." Me? I'm a Chiefs fan. I'm too smart for this. I remind him that there is 28 minutes left in the game and I tell him if Indy scores quick I can personally guarantee him the game is FAR from over. They score in less than 2 minutes.

7) I see it from a ****ing 1000 miles away.

8) After Kendrick Lewis does something ****ing stupid for the 27th time and they close to within 6...I have my final ****ing lunatic outburst of rage where I proceed to offend everyone in my entire section...from Colts fans to Chiefs fans...to finally having an older gentleman (Chiefs fan) kindly ask me to "shut the **** up." At this point, I have already realized that we lost. I knew it for a fact. I was 100% certain. We were still up by 6. I don't say another ****ing word. I get to sit there, in enemy territory, and watch all of these LUCKY ****ING BANDWAGON SULKY MOTHER ****ING COLTS FANS, who were just all "whoa is me! we've went from Peyton to Luck and won a Super Bowl and all these playoff games but we might lose a game really badly this isn't fair!!!!" MOTHER ****ERS get to sit there and witness the SECOND BIGGEST COME FROM BEHIND PLAYOFF VICTORY EVER...while I have to sit there with my dumb ****ing mouth shut because I spent the entire ****ing 1st half celebrating like a dickbag piece of shit who should've known that the shitty ****ing team he decided to cheer for was just going to go for his OVERLY LOYAL JUGULAR in front of 80,000 ****ing people.

9) Laughter. Game is not over. I mean, the clock hasn't officially expired. I know we already lost. TY Hilton scored another 135 yard TD while Kendrick Lewis officially ran more ****ing miles chasing him than Michael ****ing Bradley ran the entire ****ing world cup...and it comes down to the final 4th down play. Of course fat **** Reid burned about 92 timeouts trying to figure out how to preserve a 28 point lead...or, ya know, not like them score 5 straight TDs in less than 2 ****ing minutes per drive...but whatever. So we take our last T.O. and draw up a fade route for Dwayne Bowe. Everyone in the stadium is on their feet. EVERY ONE. Ohp! Except me. I didn't even ****ing bother. I sat there with a stone cold look on my feet...glanced at the jumbotron...saw what I needed to see...while all the ****ing Colts fans celebrated and pointed in my face and yada yada yada. I would've paid $10,000 if someone offered me a way to snap my fingers and go from there back home. Instead, I had to ****ing spend 90 minutes getting out of the stadium. 90 ****ing minutes. In the meantime, I picked a fight with a group of Chiefs fans who DARE tell me "it was still a good year man!" One of those lousy mother ****ers...I was throwing away my Eric Berry authentic jersey...and he was like "hey man, wtf?!?" I gave that to him for free. I was done being a Chiefs fan. The Colts fan I was with was afraid to even say anything to me. I was seeing red. I was ranting. I was making them very afraid. My only goal was to get a block away from my car so I could ****ing get rid of my Chiefs hooded sweatshirt. Finally...I got a block away...a striking young Chiefs fan walked by, about my size...and I said, "hey...want this hoodie?!" Yep. He sure did. Got home...threw every single last piece of Chiefs attire I had in the ****ing dumpster. Every piece. Including a brand new Nike T-Shirt I got for Christmas. My old Priest Holmes jersey. Both Tony Gonzalez'...(my Scary Larry was trash heaped a few years back)...kept NOTHING.

I would've been ok had we lost a close game. Or gotten blown out. Or ANYTHING OTHER THAN BLOWING A 38-10 ****ING LEAD. Anything else.

That was an experience I'll never forget. And I honestly do not think I will ever go see a team I care THAT MUCH ABOUT at an opposing stadium in a playoff game ever again.

Either that or I need to stop being so grossly obsessed with this dick stain of a franchise.

But hey!!!! I drank the koolaid again and now I'm ready for another Chiefs 8-8 season!!! Oh yeah!!!! CHIEEEEFS!
God, that is beautiful.

I had a horrific experience, too. But by the time I sensed this was going to go sour (sounds like it was at the exact same time you felt the same), I went home.

Once Bowe caught that pass with a foot out of bounds, I was alone in my living room with nothing but my rotting Christmas tree to give me company.

I hadn't drank all night, but I honestly felt like I was wasted. Room spinning and everything.
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