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Old 05-22-2003, 11:43 AM  
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Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of!
To avoid a debate, you may want to leave out the ethnic jokes. However, if you do decide to post an ethnic joke, it won't bother me at all.

My first contribution, heard about a week ago:

Q: What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

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Old 05-22-2003, 06:37 PM   #211
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Nah, I'm the one not choosing to waste my time with barely post puberty know it all virgins.

No? Just what have you been doing then?
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Old 05-22-2003, 06:39 PM   #212
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You had better be careful RaiderHader. I think she likes you.
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Old 05-22-2003, 06:39 PM   #213
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You had better be careful RaiderHader. I think she likes you.


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Old 05-22-2003, 06:39 PM   #214
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Old 05-22-2003, 06:39 PM   #215
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No? Just what have you been doing then?
making you think you are interesting... humoring you. I'm sure you'll get that from quite a few women in the upcoming years.
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Old 05-22-2003, 06:42 PM   #216
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Please...

I like my women to know where things are, why they are there, and how to use them.
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Old 05-22-2003, 06:43 PM   #217
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Ah, the originality continues. I bet you'll end up with your best friends leftovers someday.
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Old 05-22-2003, 06:44 PM   #218
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making you think you are interesting... humoring you. I'm sure you'll get that from quite a few women in the upcoming years.

Oh yeah sure.



Hader,
she still wasted her time with me one way or the other
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Old 05-22-2003, 06:46 PM   #219
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Please...

I like my men to know where things are, why they are there, and how to use them.

For RaiderHader 's sake I hope that doesn't enclude plastics and batteries....
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Old 05-22-2003, 06:48 PM   #220
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Ah, the originality continues. I bet you'll end up with your best friends leftovers someday.

Ah, ther old "original" comeback, again.



Hader,
now that's original
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Old 05-22-2003, 06:49 PM   #221
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For RaiderHader 's sake I hope that doesn't enclude plastics and batteries....

What the he!! is this "for RaiderHader's sake" crap?



Hader,
when it comes to Denise I'm happily ignorant
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Old 05-22-2003, 06:50 PM   #222
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For RaiderHader 's sake I hope that doesn't enclude plastics and batteries....

Have you seen the fake plastic/rubber vaginas they sell these days...he could get lucky yet.

http://www.toysforusonline.com/shopR.cfm?=GRB1
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Old 05-22-2003, 06:51 PM   #223
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Ahh, this one was a classic when I was in elementary school...

A young boy was doing his homework one night when he was stuck on a problem. He opened his parents' bedroom door and saw his mom standing there naked. He pointed at her private area and said "Mommy, what's that?" His mom said "that's mommy's jungle"

The next night he had to go to the bathroom really badly. So he rushed down the hall and opened the bathroom door and saw his dad taking a piss. He pointed at his dad's penis and said "Daddy, what's that?" His dad said "that's daddy's snake"

The next night there was a huge thunderstorm and the boy wanted to sleep with his parents. About halfway through the night, the boy was awake and looked under the covers and exclaimed "LOOK OUT MOMMY! THERE'S A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR JUNGLE!"
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Old 05-22-2003, 06:55 PM   #224
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by raiderhader
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What the he!! is this "for RaiderHader's sake" crap?



Sorry Man! If your into that kind of thing... my bad.


Just playing into the MeMy and RaiderHader love triangle... hehe you two crack me up.
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Have you seen the fake plastic/rubber vaginas they sell these days...he could get lucky yet.

http://www.toysforusonline.com/shopR.cfm?=GRB1

She sure pulled that up in a hurry. Shop for those very often Denise?
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