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04-04-2024, 10:57 AM | #2356 |
Thank you
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If I know one thing about cops, it's that they NEVER make shit up!
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04-04-2024, 10:59 AM | #2357 |
sorta mod-ish
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He played in a STATE CHAMPIONSHIP, you know. Linebacker, even!
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04-04-2024, 11:30 AM | #2358 |
Please squeeze
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04-04-2024, 11:42 AM | #2359 |
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So people think they are dusting for prints on the steering wheel, swabbing for DNA on airbags in a car crash with no deaths?
Cops should watch CSI reruns, they would learn to scan for semen too. That’s how they caught everyone on those shows, just jizz everywhere. Rice probably busted loads all over the steering wheel and airbag. |
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Would an idiot do that?
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04-04-2024, 11:51 AM | #2361 |
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Obvious links to Puff Daddy.
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04-04-2024, 12:00 PM | #2362 |
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04-04-2024, 12:00 PM | #2363 | |
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04-04-2024, 12:03 PM | #2364 |
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04-04-2024, 12:06 PM | #2365 |
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I just hope his suspension isn’t strategically placed like when willy gay was suspended just the right amount of games in week 4 to miss the most important game of the regular season.
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04-04-2024, 12:10 PM | #2366 |
I'll **** anything that moves!
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This was my dry attempt at a joke, by the way, much like the bulk of this thread. But sadly, much like the bulk of this thread, I can see how some of you ding-dongs might’ve taken it seriously.
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04-04-2024, 12:13 PM | #2367 |
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Surely Stefon Diggs was watching in the minivan
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04-04-2024, 12:31 PM | #2368 |
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Link to Rashee's lawyer's press conference happening now (1:30pm Central): https://fox4kc.com/news/rashee-rices...a-about-crash/
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04-04-2024, 12:37 PM | #2370 |
Mahomes > God
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Attorney confirms Rice was driving the Lambo...
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