Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. - Page 16

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:21 PM

Post your reasons here. I'll start.

1. They stand between us and the playoffs.

2. We play them next week.

3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts.

4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams.

5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously.

6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance.

7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little.

8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight.

9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules.

10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2.

11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich.

12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places.

Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2005, 09:27 PM

You still haven't responded to the allegations about the Maine.

**Skip Towne** · 11-28-2005, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BroncoCanuck

Yes I'm the one here in denial and it's such a miraculous season isn't it?One miracle is an act of god 9 miracles uhhh well that's fate.You also forgot to mention that Champ Bailey was playing on one leg basically for that game geeze he didn't play up to par,I wonder why? And of course he's soooo bad that he'll be named a pro bowl starter AGAIN this season wow he sucks doesn't he. True the Colts beat us in previous playoffs but that was with "jake the snake" not "no mistake Jake" and that was also with a basically totally different defense. Oh and forgot to mention we've beat 2 teams that you've lost to ouch.

Type Forest type

BroncoCanuck · 11-28-2005, 09:29 PM

Why would I even dignify such stupid comments that's why I don't reply.

**cdcox** · 11-28-2005, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by BroncoCanuck

Why would I even dignify such stupid comments that's why I don't reply.

Yes, you are a model of restraint.

BroncoCanuck · 11-28-2005, 09:30 PM

glad that you think so

**Skip Towne** · 11-28-2005, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach

Geez, I am sure that a letter telling the 2nd most fined player in NFL history for illegal hits was the reason those "soft" colts receivers made the Denver defense look like a bunch of monkeys f**king a football in the playoff game.

Oh yeah, didn't "soft" Marvin Stickman Harrison throw a block down on Chump Bailey and knock him on his a** while Wayne ran by into the endzone for one of those 2 TDs he had in that playoff game?

Oh damn, there goes Wayne for another TD.

Give it up, everyone here except you knows the truth.

So be proud of your "miraculous season" because outside of getting embarrassed in the playoffs the only thing more you have to show from it is worse position in the draft.

You forgot the part about Harrison getting up off the ground and running for a TD while the Donkeys pointed fingers at each other. That was great. Hahahahahahahahaha

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2005, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BroncoCanuck

Why would I even dignify such stupid comments that's why I don't reply.

Or is it because you KNOW that the Broncos are involved in illegal and traitorous activities and you KNOW that they're involved in a global vegetable spray conspiracy and you KNOW that Pat Bowlen is a minor demon of hell who wears fur to cover up his gelatinous, skin-covered wings? Maybe THAT'S why you refuse to talk.

Or it could be the other reason. I could go either way on this, to be honest.

Jenny Gump · 11-28-2005, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Or is it because you KNOW that the Broncos are involved in illegal and traitorous activities and you KNOW that they're involved in a global vegetable spray conspiracy and you KNOW that Pat Bowlen is a minor demon of hell who wears fur to cover up his gelatinous, skin-covered wings? Maybe THAT'S why you refuse to talk.

Or it could be the other reason. I could go either way on this, to be honest.

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2005, 09:35 PM

I have documents in my office right now that describe a meeting between Mike Shanahan and Saddam Hussein's minister "Chemical Ali" back in 1995.

Hammock Parties · 11-28-2005, 09:35 PM

BroncoCanuck · 11-28-2005, 09:36 PM

Wow did you see JennyGump? that's one ugly Chiefs fan lmao

Jenny Gump · 11-28-2005, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BroncoCanuck

Wow did you see JennyGump? that's one ugly Chiefs fan lmao

I may be ugly, but I don't root for the Broncos. Right there is what we call dignity.

11-28-2005, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BroncoCanuck

Wow did you see JennyGump? that's one ugly Chiefs fan lmao

How can you tell someone's attractiveness by the bottom half of their face? It's not like she has a goiter growing out of her neck or a bunch of zits on her chin, or that weird sh*t that used to grow on Shannon Sharpe's face for that matter.

Jenny Gump · 11-28-2005, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Jack Savage

How can you tell someone's attractiveness by the bottom half of their face? It's not like she has a goiter growing out of her neck or a bunch of zits on her chin, or that weird sh*t that used to grow on Shannon Sharpe's face for that matter.

Yeah. What HE said. That'll teach ya.

Coach · 11-28-2005, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BroncoCanuck

Yes I'm the one here in denial and it's such a miraculous season isn't it?One miracle is an act of god 9 miracles uhhh well that's fate.You also forgot to mention that Champ Bailey was playing on one leg basically for that game geeze he didn't play up to par,I wonder why? And of course he's soooo bad that he'll be named a pro bowl starter AGAIN this season wow he sucks doesn't he. True the Colts beat us in previous playoffs but that was with "jake the snake" not "no mistake Jake" and that was also with a basically totally different defense. Oh and forgot to mention we've beat 2 teams that you've lost to ouch.

Need I remind you that although last year we split, we totally kicked your asses up and down the field, Larry Johnson owned the entire defense and Kennison owned your boy Chump?

Need I remind you that bragging about your team being better than a team that you say "sucks" even though that team just stomped the living s**t out of your team makes you look like a total moron.

Need I remind you that last year, if the Colts hadn't pulled Manning and James in 3 snaps and the rest of the starters before the second quarter was done that your playoff spot would have belonged to the Jacksonville Jaguars?

Need I remind you that bragging about your team being better because you made the playoffs by beating a second string shell of a team that pulled their two best players after three snaps makes you look like a moron squared?

Need I remind you that the team you may most likely play in the playoffs again, probably will destroy your asses in the playoffs, just like last year?

I tell you what, beat the Colts in the playoffs and I will show you some respect, otherwise you would just be another team with a couple of more wins against softer teams.

Big f**king deal. Now go be a good little boy and fetch me some coffee.

11-27-2005, 09:21 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2818491 VARSITY	Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. Post your reasons here. I'll start. 1. They stand between us and the playoffs. 2. We play them next week. 3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts. 4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams. 5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously. 6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance. 7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little. 8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight. 9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules. 10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2. 11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich. 12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places. Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.
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11-28-2005, 09:29 PM	#228
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