Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. - Page 17

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:21 PM

Post your reasons here. I'll start.

1. They stand between us and the playoffs.

2. We play them next week.

3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts.

4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams.

5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously.

6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance.

7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little.

8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight.

9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules.

10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2.

11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich.

12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places.

Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.

Jenny Gump · 11-28-2005, 09:42 PM

Nicely done Coach.

Messier · 11-28-2005, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BroncoCanuck

Why would I even dignify such stupid comments that's why I don't reply.

I was wondering why you don't reply. I think I can speak for everyone on the board when I say that your insight on matters, not just the broncos or football which in the grand scheme of things is irrelevant, but on philosophic principles and controversial scientific theories is greatly respected.

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2005, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncoCanuck

Wow did you see JennyGump? that's one ugly Chiefs fan lmao

I declare fatwa upon the heathen.

**Skip Towne** · 11-28-2005, 09:58 PM

Hey, Taco, is this one of yours? Come get him, please.

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2005, 10:01 PM

It is too late for this one. Already, my agents seek him out.

**grandllama** · 11-28-2005, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BroncoCanuck

Wow did you see JennyGump? that's one ugly Chiefs fan lmao

Two words.

American Hero.

**grandllama** · 11-28-2005, 10:08 PM

Back to the original programming...

Mr. Plummer's excellent command of american sign language and obvious excellence at diffusing potentially hazardous crowd situations

**cdcox** · 11-28-2005, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by grandllama

Two words.

American Hero.

You think we could get his parents to fire him?

**Skip Towne** · 11-28-2005, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grandllama

Back to the original programming...

Mr. Plummer's excellent command of american sign language and obvious excellence at diffusing potentially hazardous crowd situations

Yeah, those Donkeys are really classy.

**grandllama** · 11-28-2005, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by cdcox

You think we could get his parents to fire him?

It didn't work with Goat Cheese, so its bound to work eventually...

**Skip Towne** · 11-28-2005, 10:16 PM

It's hard to believe that out of 10,000 sperm, he was the quickest. (Thanks qt)

Delano · 11-28-2005, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grandllama

Two words.

American Hero.

That would be fantastic to see the planet in American-Hero type action again.

That was a day of glory for all of us.

SPchief · 11-28-2005, 10:17 PM

I wonder where he went?

We were just warming up

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2005, 10:17 PM

I miss him already.

**Skip Towne** · 11-28-2005, 10:22 PM

Hey, where'd our little buddy go?

11-27-2005, 09:21 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $1808491 VARSITY	Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. Post your reasons here. I'll start. 1. They stand between us and the playoffs. 2. We play them next week. 3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts. 4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams. 5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously. 6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance. 7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little. 8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight. 9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules. 10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2. 11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich. 12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places. Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.
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