Hear ye, hear ye! The great treason trial has begun! - Page 17

**Rain Man** · 11-01-2006, 04:49 PM

The Defendant: Mecca

The Judicial Team

Presiding Judge: Rain Man
Chief Legal Clerk: trndobrd
Assistant Legal Clerk: banyon
Chief Bailiff: frazod
Assistant Bailiff: slag02
Court reporter and commentator: Greg63
Court reporter and commentator: SPChief
Courtroom artist: stevieray

Prosecution Team:

Donger - Lead Prosecutor
Hootie - Assistant Prosecutor
GoChiefs - Prosecuting Paralegal

Defense Team:

Redrum_69 - Lead Defender
JBucc, Logical, SNR, JohnnyV13 - Dream Team Legal Defense Team

The jury:

Adept Havelock
JimNasium
Delano
scott free
On the Warpath58
PastorMikH
Chieficus
AZChiefFan
NJChieffan
Metrolike
mmaddog
unlurking

The charges:

Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs.

Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy.

Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player.

Charge 4. (Remanded to lower court - no longer applicable.)

Charge 5. General mayhem.

Here is the process. In order to grant the defendant the right to a speedy trial, we will employ a shortened nine-step process.

Step 1. The prosecution and defense will make their opening statements. We will hear from the lead prosecutor and defender and any assistant prosecutors or defenders who wish to speak as well.

Step 2. The prosecution will make its case. They may call any witnesses needed and present any evidence. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. (This is an enlightened courtroom.)

Step 3. The defense will make its case, and may cross-examine any prosecution witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only.

Step 4. The prosecution may make a rebuttal, and may cross-examine any defense witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only.

Step 5. The prosecution will make their closing statement.

Step 6. The defense will make their closing statement.

Step 7. Jury deliberations.

Step 8. The reading of the verdict.

Step 9. If the defendant is guilty of any charges, the court will provide the sentencing.

The trial begins now, with opening statements by legal counsel.

(Banging gavel)

Skyy God · 11-02-2006, 03:59 PM

I haven't been following this kangaroo court too closely, but I don't think any evidence was submitted in support of the 1st count.

Skyy God · 11-02-2006, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

OBJECTION! The defense hasn't even called a witness to stand. They are full of shit.

That's not how it works. Go back to doing whatever it is you paralegals do.

Hammock Parties · 11-02-2006, 04:02 PM

Who ****ing cares? Let the jury deliberate unless the defense has something to do other than whine. I'm ready for a closing statement.

Chief Chief · 11-02-2006, 04:05 PM

"I WANT THE MONKEY!"

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE MONKEY!"

htismaqe · 11-02-2006, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Who ****ing cares? Let the jury deliberate unless the defense has something to do other than whine. I'm ready for a closing statement.

That's gotta be grounds for contempt.

**banyon** · 11-02-2006, 04:49 PM

Wow, this is the worst prosecution effort I've seen. And I've done traffic!

Hammock Parties · 11-02-2006, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banyon

Wow, this is the worst prosecution effort I've seen. And I've done traffic!

I bet I win the case.

PastorMikH · 11-02-2006, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I bet I win the case.

[PastorMikH thinking to himself]

GoChiefs won't win this case. Shoot, he's the only reason I'd even consider voting "Innocent". mecca will lose, but it won't because of GoChiefs.

Hmmmm, I wonder if I yelled "Shoot GoChiefs!" if the bailif would actually draw and fire.

[/PastorMikH thinking to himself]

trndobrd · 11-02-2006, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorMikH

[PastorMikH thinking to himself]

GoChiefs won't win this case. Shoot, he's the only reason I'd even consider voting "Innocent". mecca will lose, but it won't because of GoChiefs.

Hmmmm, I wonder if I yelled "Shoot GoChiefs!" if the bailif would actually draw and fire.

[/PastorMikH thinking to himself]

No. These are highly trained and professional law enforcement professionals.

On the other hand, if you yelled "GoChiefs has a gun!".....

PastorMikH · 11-02-2006, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trndobrd

No. These are highly trained and professional law enforcement professionals.

On the other hand, if you yelled "GoChiefs has a gun!".....

Hey! How can you hear what I'm thinking???

trndobrd · 11-02-2006, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorMikH

Hey! How can you hear what I'm thinking???

I'm a legal clerk. I have finely tuned perception from years of working with the judge.

Crap....I sense the Judge want's his pump and a copy of Red-n-Ready.

Halfcan · 11-02-2006, 06:48 PM

This trial is a farce-Mecca should be cleared of all charges.

Over-Head · 11-02-2006, 07:55 PM

GoChiefs has a gun!

htismaqe · 11-02-2006, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halfcan

This trial is a farce-Mecca should be cleared of all charges.

I'm sure Mecca would be the first to tell you he'd prefer you didn't support him.

**2112** · 11-02-2006, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banyon

Wow, this is the worst prosecution effort I've seen. And I've done traffic!

11-01-2006, 04:49 PM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-472449 VARSITY	Hear ye, hear ye! The great treason trial has begun! The Defendant: Mecca The Judicial Team Presiding Judge: Rain Man Chief Legal Clerk: trndobrd Assistant Legal Clerk: banyon Chief Bailiff: frazod Assistant Bailiff: slag02 Court reporter and commentator: Greg63 Court reporter and commentator: SPChief Courtroom artist: stevieray Prosecution Team: Donger - Lead Prosecutor Hootie - Assistant Prosecutor GoChiefs - Prosecuting Paralegal Defense Team: Redrum_69 - Lead Defender JBucc, Logical, SNR, JohnnyV13 - Dream Team Legal Defense Team The jury: Adept Havelock JimNasium Delano scott free On the Warpath58 PastorMikH Chieficus AZChiefFan NJChieffan Metrolike mmaddog unlurking The charges: Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs. Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy. Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player. Charge 4. (Remanded to lower court - no longer applicable.) Charge 5. General mayhem. Here is the process. In order to grant the defendant the right to a speedy trial, we will employ a shortened nine-step process. Step 1. The prosecution and defense will make their opening statements. We will hear from the lead prosecutor and defender and any assistant prosecutors or defenders who wish to speak as well. Step 2. The prosecution will make its case. They may call any witnesses needed and present any evidence. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. (This is an enlightened courtroom.) Step 3. The defense will make its case, and may cross-examine any prosecution witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. Step 4. The prosecution may make a rebuttal, and may cross-examine any defense witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. Step 5. The prosecution will make their closing statement. Step 6. The defense will make their closing statement. Step 7. Jury deliberations. Step 8. The reading of the verdict. Step 9. If the defendant is guilty of any charges, the court will provide the sentencing. The trial begins now, with opening statements by legal counsel. (Banging gavel)
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