Hear ye, hear ye! The great treason trial has begun! - Page 18

**Rain Man** · 11-01-2006, 04:49 PM

The Defendant: Mecca

The Judicial Team

Presiding Judge: Rain Man
Chief Legal Clerk: trndobrd
Assistant Legal Clerk: banyon
Chief Bailiff: frazod
Assistant Bailiff: slag02
Court reporter and commentator: Greg63
Court reporter and commentator: SPChief
Courtroom artist: stevieray

Prosecution Team:

Donger - Lead Prosecutor
Hootie - Assistant Prosecutor
GoChiefs - Prosecuting Paralegal

Defense Team:

Redrum_69 - Lead Defender
JBucc, Logical, SNR, JohnnyV13 - Dream Team Legal Defense Team

The jury:

Adept Havelock
JimNasium
Delano
scott free
On the Warpath58
PastorMikH
Chieficus
AZChiefFan
NJChieffan
Metrolike
mmaddog
unlurking

The charges:

Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs.

Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy.

Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player.

Charge 4. (Remanded to lower court - no longer applicable.)

Charge 5. General mayhem.

Here is the process. In order to grant the defendant the right to a speedy trial, we will employ a shortened nine-step process.

Step 1. The prosecution and defense will make their opening statements. We will hear from the lead prosecutor and defender and any assistant prosecutors or defenders who wish to speak as well.

Step 2. The prosecution will make its case. They may call any witnesses needed and present any evidence. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. (This is an enlightened courtroom.)

Step 3. The defense will make its case, and may cross-examine any prosecution witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only.

Step 4. The prosecution may make a rebuttal, and may cross-examine any defense witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only.

Step 5. The prosecution will make their closing statement.

Step 6. The defense will make their closing statement.

Step 7. Jury deliberations.

Step 8. The reading of the verdict.

Step 9. If the defendant is guilty of any charges, the court will provide the sentencing.

The trial begins now, with opening statements by legal counsel.

(Banging gavel)

Adept Havelock · 11-02-2006, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banyon

Wow, this is the worst prosecution effort I've seen. And I've done traffic!

You've Done Traffic?

I didn't know Steve Winwood swung that way. I never cease to wonder at what one can learn here at Chiefsplanet.

BTW- After watching Jericho last night, you'd better plan on moving from Larry-town before 2009.

boogblaster · 11-02-2006, 09:06 PM

Found some heavy rope, looks like more than one fridge is needed, bailiff you got plenty of ammo......

Adept Havelock · 11-02-2006, 09:26 PM

Is the Judge ever going to come out of his chambers? I'm getting really tired of listening to the pump.

Well, maybe it's better here. My room at the hotel has a smell like something's rotting. Maybe I should check the bathroom.

**2112** · 11-02-2006, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adept Havelock

Is the Judge ever going to come out of his chambers? I'm getting really tired of listening to the pump.

Well, maybe it's better here. My room at the hotel has a smell like something's rotting. Maybe I should check the bathroom.

The Judge has a big presentation at his ''full time job''

Today

Logical · 11-02-2006, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe

That's gotta be grounds for contempt.

I agree.

JohnnyV13 · 11-03-2006, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pittsie

Psssssssst, defense attorneys. Motion to dismiss due to Prosecution's failure to meet their burden of proof.

Scroll up pittsie, I already made this motion. Well....actually I moved to dismiss on the pleadings. I suppose we can make this motion as well.

Hog's Gone Fishin · 11-03-2006, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrum_69

Not really speechless.

Just not having a good day

Red Rum just got the blood test back and found out he got AIDS from his mom. And it wasn't at birth!

boogblaster · 11-03-2006, 08:53 AM

That wasn't nice Farmer, how's his mom going to get clients now......

Chief Chief · 11-03-2006, 09:38 AM

My 5-year old is demanding a recess.

Redrum_69 · 11-03-2006, 09:48 AM

Just end this trial.

Mecca is guilty.

If you want a real trial, why not put me up there and grill me like I did Rainmans mom.

Rainmans mom is like this monkey trial....I feed that bitch a banana every night, vines are not only a costume prop they are a necessity to hoist her elephant ass off the ground, she loves in when I dress up like a zookeeper and "cage" her, and by the time I get done with her she has evolved into a "howler" monkey.

PastorMikH · 11-03-2006, 03:28 PM

Jeesh, just like the bomber threads.

If the defense were on the ball, they'd go for dismissal on the grounds that their client is being denied his constitutional right of a quick and speedy trial.

rad · 11-03-2006, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorMikH

Jeesh, just like the bomber threads.

If the defense were on the ball, they'd go for dismissal on the grounds that their client is being denied his constitutional right of a quick and speedy trial.

Banishment is harsh. We should just put Mecca on the practice squad to make room for Welbourn.

JimNasium · 11-03-2006, 03:50 PM

I've been too busy to keep up with this thread. Are the jurors supposed to be doing anything? Is it too early to vote guilty?

**Rain Man** · 11-03-2006, 04:12 PM

Does the prosecution wish to call any more witnesses? Perhaps cite some posts? Anything?

Hammock Parties · 11-03-2006, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Does the prosecution wish to call any more witnesses? Perhaps cite some posts? Anything?

The prosecution rests.

11-01-2006, 04:49 PM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-502449 VARSITY	Hear ye, hear ye! The great treason trial has begun! The Defendant: Mecca The Judicial Team Presiding Judge: Rain Man Chief Legal Clerk: trndobrd Assistant Legal Clerk: banyon Chief Bailiff: frazod Assistant Bailiff: slag02 Court reporter and commentator: Greg63 Court reporter and commentator: SPChief Courtroom artist: stevieray Prosecution Team: Donger - Lead Prosecutor Hootie - Assistant Prosecutor GoChiefs - Prosecuting Paralegal Defense Team: Redrum_69 - Lead Defender JBucc, Logical, SNR, JohnnyV13 - Dream Team Legal Defense Team The jury: Adept Havelock JimNasium Delano scott free On the Warpath58 PastorMikH Chieficus AZChiefFan NJChieffan Metrolike mmaddog unlurking The charges: Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs. Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy. Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player. Charge 4. (Remanded to lower court - no longer applicable.) Charge 5. General mayhem. Here is the process. In order to grant the defendant the right to a speedy trial, we will employ a shortened nine-step process. Step 1. The prosecution and defense will make their opening statements. We will hear from the lead prosecutor and defender and any assistant prosecutors or defenders who wish to speak as well. Step 2. The prosecution will make its case. They may call any witnesses needed and present any evidence. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. (This is an enlightened courtroom.) Step 3. The defense will make its case, and may cross-examine any prosecution witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. Step 4. The prosecution may make a rebuttal, and may cross-examine any defense witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. Step 5. The prosecution will make their closing statement. Step 6. The defense will make their closing statement. Step 7. Jury deliberations. Step 8. The reading of the verdict. Step 9. If the defendant is guilty of any charges, the court will provide the sentencing. The trial begins now, with opening statements by legal counsel. (Banging gavel)
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11-03-2006, 09:38 AM	#264
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11-03-2006, 09:48 AM	#265
Redrum_69 Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: your nightmares Casino cash: $10004900	Just end this trial. Mecca is guilty. If you want a real trial, why not put me up there and grill me like I did Rainmans mom. Rainmans mom is like this monkey trial....I feed that bitch a banana every night, vines are not only a costume prop they are a necessity to hoist her elephant ass off the ground, she loves in when I dress up like a zookeeper and "cage" her, and by the time I get done with her she has evolved into a "howler" monkey.
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11-03-2006, 03:28 PM	#266
PastorMikH Will KC ever be better? Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Land of Red Dirt & Necks Casino cash: $9905087	Jeesh, just like the bomber threads. If the defense were on the ball, they'd go for dismissal on the grounds that their client is being denied his constitutional right of a quick and speedy trial. __________________
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11-03-2006, 03:50 PM	#268
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11-03-2006, 04:12 PM	#269
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