Life Why is it so hard to get a burger made the way I want it? - Page 19

**pr_capone** · 06-21-2011, 12:01 PM

The last 4 times I have eaten at a burger joint, 1 actual restaurant and 3 fast food places, they have screwed up my order. Now, had my order been some convoluted mess I might understand but my order is ketchup only.

HOW THE **** CAN IT BE SO DIFFICULT TO LEAVE EVERYTHING OFF THE ****ING BURGER AND THEN SQUIRT SOME GOD DAMNED KETCHUP ON IT?

If burgers came preloaded with lettuce, pickles, onions, mayo, mustard, ketchup I could understand how my order might be difficult. ****ing shit people... I want my ****ing burger the simplest way possible yet no one can seem to get it right.

KETCHUP ONLY YOU ****ING IDIOTS.

/rant

Dr. Johnny Fever · 06-22-2011, 11:06 PM

Putting any kind of egg on a burger is a thought that nearly makes me puke at the thought, but it's probably because I don't like eggs.

**007** · 06-22-2011, 11:51 PM

Just ask for a plain burger. Nothing on it. That always works.

**Dartgod** · 06-23-2011, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by excessive

KC Fish: ". . .you're risking an ass fork."

I think this is a perfect summation of the concept and deserves consideration for becoming part of the lexicon. When anyone is whining or complaining, being generally difficult or unreasonable: "You're risking an ass fork." Brilliant.

Of course, there could be variations: "It's an ass fork for you." Or, "How did that ass fork taste?" if you prefer to put it in question form. Or maybe a simple "ass fork" as a gentle reminder to stop the whining. I could even see it as being synonymous with the person and used as an epithet: "Ass Fork," as a kind of a variation on asshat.

I just like the sound of it, "ass fork," descriptive, crude, suggestive. What's not to like? Well, other than the taste, that is.

This made me LOL.

120 posts in 7 years? You should post more.

**Dartgod** · 06-23-2011, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Guru

Just ask for a plain burger. Nothing on it. That always works.

I used to work with a guy years ago that ate a plain hamburger for lunch every day.

Every. Single. Day.

Silock · 06-23-2011, 07:20 AM

Clearly, you need to visit Hamburger Mary's.

**luv** · 06-23-2011, 07:24 AM

I know this is a burger thread, but, on the thought of egg on a sandwich, I absolutely LOVE BELTs.

RippedmyFlesh · 06-23-2011, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

That's the dumbest goddamn thing I've ever heard.

If I want a ****ing salad I'll order one. I don't want one dumped on top of my burger.

I don't look at it that way.
I like lettuce tomatoes and bacon on my burger. the way I see it it's like a BLT sans bread on my burger.Salad makes it sound almost healthy.God knows I wouldn't ruin a good burger by letting "healthy" into the equation.

06-21-2011, 12:01 PM
pr_capone ** SOC & ** YOU Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chiefs Hell Casino cash: $10018214	Why is it so hard to get a burger made the way I want it? The last 4 times I have eaten at a burger joint, 1 actual restaurant and 3 fast food places, they have screwed up my order. Now, had my order been some convoluted mess I might understand but my order is ketchup only. HOW THE ** CAN IT BE SO DIFFICULT TO LEAVE EVERYTHING OFF THE ING BURGER AND THEN SQUIRT SOME GOD DAMNED KETCHUP ON IT? If burgers came preloaded with lettuce, pickles, onions, mayo, mustard, ketchup I could understand how my order might be difficult. ing shit people... I want my ing burger the simplest way possible yet no one can seem to get it right. KETCHUP ONLY YOU **ING IDIOTS. /rant
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06-22-2011, 11:06 PM	#271
Dr. Johnny Fever stax of wax Join Date: Feb 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Putting any kind of egg on a burger is a thought that nearly makes me puke at the thought, but it's probably because I don't like eggs.
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06-22-2011, 11:51 PM	#272
007 Shaken. Not stirred. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London Casino cash: $13930126 VARSITY	Just ask for a plain burger. Nothing on it. That always works. __________________ My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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06-23-2011, 07:20 AM	#275
Silock MVP Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $10020882	Clearly, you need to visit Hamburger Mary's.
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06-23-2011, 07:24 AM	#276
luv MY LITTLE #15 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $6069600	I know this is a burger thread, but, on the thought of egg on a sandwich, I absolutely LOVE BELTs.
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