Life LOL,.. I went Clint Eastwood on someone's ass and paid for it! - Page 19

Frankie · 08-22-2012, 09:34 AM

The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult.

So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it.

Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked:

"WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!"

Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said,

"I didn't catch your name."

Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!"

"And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!"

"I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone.

Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!"

At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away.

Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect.

(Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.)

Just thought I'd share.

**KcMizzou** · 08-23-2012, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

Son, I moved here 4 years before you were born. Eastwood's peak as an actor was in the 70s when you where throwing your diaper clad ass on the sidewalk crying for your mommy to buy you ice cream. I was a fan of his from his Rawhide days and watched his spaghetti westerns in the theater first run. You have room to speak. Taking part in a circle jerk ain't worth making a fool of yourself.

But... Clint Eastwood was/is a badass. That's all I'm sayin'.

That story didn't remind me of Clint Eastwood at all.

**KcMizzou** · 08-23-2012, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Literature

KcMizzou is definitely making a fool of himself in this thread tonight.

I'm pretty sure the one post I posted in this thread tonight, will ruin my reputation forever.

**Bowser** · 08-23-2012, 09:50 PM

ClevelandBronco · 08-23-2012, 09:52 PM

I remember a line from a Clint Eastwood movie.

"Yeah, you're a legend in your own mind."

Frankie · 08-23-2012, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveSteam

You are not a bad or good anything. Your just a dick

Oh brother! Another genius with a reply that has no relevance to the quoted post.

Frankie · 08-23-2012, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

But... Clint Eastwood was/is a badass. That's all I'm sayin'.

That story didn't remind me of Clint Eastwood at all.

He is an ACTOR. He mostly PLAYS badass roles. The "badass" image is less from his shooting guns off and more from his one liners. The people who were going to figure it out have already figured out MY FIGURE OF SPEECH! You obviously haven't. No crime. Take a pill and go to bed.

JESUS, it's like having to explain a punchline!

**KcMizzou** · 08-23-2012, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

He is an ACTOR. He mostly PLAYS badass roles. The "badass" image is less from his shooting guns off and more from his one liners. The people who were going to figure it out have already figured out MY FIGURE OF SPEECH! You obviously haven't. No crime. Take a pill and go to bed.

JESUS, it's like having to explain a punchline!

So... you were saying you went all "actor" on a guy?

That doesn't seem thread worthy. And from what I read, either you're a shitty actor, or you need a much better script. Your improvisation sucks.

Frankie · 08-23-2012, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

So... you were saying you went all "actor" on a guy?

That doesn't seem thread worthy. And from what I read, either you're a shitty actor, or you need a much better script. Your improvisation sucks.

OK. Thank you Mr. Ebert. But that wasn't the point of the story, was it?

BTW, Google "figure of speech."

**SAUTO** · 08-23-2012, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

OK. Thank you Mr. Ebert. But that wasn't the point of the story, was it?

BTW, Google "figure of speech."

you would do well to check your pm's and HEED what they say...

Coach · 08-23-2012, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

I haven't read much other than the OP, but... just from that... I don't think Frankie's ever seen a Clint Eastwood movie.

stevieray · 08-23-2012, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

Isn't it the time for sleazyray to post something of any value?

....the eternal hit and run artist.

hit and run? hardly.

curious...how did you puncture the paint bucket?

...pretty simple.

Jenson71 · 08-23-2012, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

hit and run? hardly.

curious...how did you puncture the paint bucket?

...pretty simple.

You're going to get down to the bottom of this! Everyone really cares, too, so this is big.

Fairplay · 08-23-2012, 11:46 PM

Frankie is going to go dirty Harry on us one day.

Fairplay · 08-23-2012, 11:53 PM

Frankie as a baby.........

**Iowanian** · 08-24-2012, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay

Frankie is going to go dirty Harry on us one day.

Frankie is far more likely to be dealing with Dirty Fruit of the Looms.

When Frankie thinks of The Dirty Dozen, he's talking about the bucket of wadded up DEPENDS undergarments he shitted in.

08-22-2012, 09:34 AM
Frankie Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	LOL,.. I went Clint Eastwood on someone's ass and paid for it! The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult. So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it. Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked: "WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!" Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said, "I didn't catch your name." Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!" "And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!" "I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone. Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!" At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away. Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect. (Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.) Just thought I'd share.
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ClevelandBronco I'm with the banned. Join Date: Sep 2006 Casino cash: $5658955	I remember a line from a Clint Eastwood movie. "Yeah, you're a legend in your own mind."
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