Life LOL,.. I went Clint Eastwood on someone's ass and paid for it! - Page 18

Frankie · 08-22-2012, 09:34 AM

The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult.

So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it.

Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked:

"WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!"

Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said,

"I didn't catch your name."

Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!"

"And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!"

"I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone.

Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!"

At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away.

Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect.

(Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.)

Just thought I'd share.

Frankie · 08-23-2012, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

It's pretty clear that you have a massive chip on your shoulder regarding both your heritage and your lack of relative intelligence. That's why you always bring it up. Sure, it's an observation and it's an accurate one.

Riiiight

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Originally Posted by Donger

Why would I be either nervous or angry because of you?

With all your intelligence and analytical mind I expect you to know the why. Oh wait,.... YOU DON'T HAVE AN ANALYTICAL MIND!

(Now THAT's a satisfying laugh)

Jenson71 · 08-23-2012, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Frosty

He's that dude from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, right?

No, it's the guy who married Jackie Kennedy after John was killed.

**Donger** · 08-23-2012, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

Riiiight

Feel free to ask others, Frankie. I doubt that I'm the only person who has reached that conclusion.

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Originally Posted by Frankie

With all your intelligence and analytical mind I expect you to know the why. Oh wait,.... YOU DON'T HAVE AN ANALYTICAL MIND!

(Now THAT's a satisfying laugh)

I just gave you an analysis, you dork. You have a severe inferiority complex which you mask by always trying to compare yourself to others.

I have no idea why you think I'd be either angry or nervous in your presence, though. I'm sure it's good, however.

kstater · 08-23-2012, 06:17 PM

**Bwana** · 08-23-2012, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by kstater

Cool! Another RED X!

stevieray · 08-23-2012, 06:37 PM

isn't this about the time where crankie blames his actions on others?

....the eternal victim.

BIG_DADDY · 08-23-2012, 08:24 PM

This is just hard to watch. It's like the guy who spits in people's beer with no ability to defend himself and then after he gets beat to a pulp suddenly proclaims victory.

**ShortRoundChief** · 08-23-2012, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Literature

No, it's the guy who married Jackie Kennedy after John was killed.

Socrates Onasis?

**Iowanian** · 08-23-2012, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

have you ever seen me get involved ina circle jerk? Why do you think that is. Because a circle jerk is merely the convention of hateful, backward, and unintelligent losers who know they cannot stand up individually in a reasoned and respectful debate. Every time a neanderthal circle jerk happens I'm more convinced that I am more intelligent than them.

[sighing slow exhale]
[insert mocking tone] Frankie, You're right. I've never seen you at a circle jerk, but it's for 1 very good reason. I've never attended a circle Jerk, Chachi.[/mocking tone]

**KcMizzou** · 08-23-2012, 09:01 PM

I haven't read much other than the OP, but... just from that... I don't think Frankie's ever seen a Clint Eastwood movie.

Frankie · 08-23-2012, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Why would I be either nervous or angry because of you?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie

With all your intelligence and analytical mind I expect you to know the why. Oh wait,.... YOU DON'T HAVE AN ANALYTICAL MIND!

(Now THAT's a satisfying laugh)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

I just gave you an analysis, you dork.

Frankie · 08-23-2012, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

isn't this about the time where crankie blames his actions on others?

....the eternal victim.

Isn't it the time for sleazyray to post something of any value?

....the eternal hit and run artist.

Frankie · 08-23-2012, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

I haven't read much other than the OP, but... just from that... I don't think Frankie's ever seen a Clint Eastwood movie.

Son, I moved here 4 years before you were born. Eastwood's peak as an actor was in the 70s when you where throwing your diaper clad ass on the sidewalk crying for your mommy to buy you ice cream. I was a fan of his from his Rawhide days and watched his spaghetti westerns in the theater first run. You have room to speak. Taking part in a circle jerk ain't worth making a fool of yourself.

Jenson71 · 08-23-2012, 09:35 PM

KcMizzou is definitely making a fool of himself in this thread tonight.

LiveSteam · 08-23-2012, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

Son, I moved here 4 years before you were born. Eastwood's peak as an actor was in the 70s when you where throwing your diaper clad ass on the sidewalk crying for your mommy to buy you ice cream. I was a fan of his from his Rawhide days and watched his spaghetti westerns in the theater first run. You have room to speak. Taking part in a circle jerk ain't worth making a fool of yourself.

You are not a bad or good anything. Your just a dick

08-22-2012, 09:34 AM
Frankie Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	LOL,.. I went Clint Eastwood on someone's ass and paid for it! The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult. So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it. Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked: "WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!" Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said, "I didn't catch your name." Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!" "And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!" "I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone. Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!" At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away. Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect. (Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.) Just thought I'd share.
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