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05-25-2013, 07:29 AM | #271 |
Bring it on Ahab!
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05-25-2013, 07:32 AM | #272 |
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05-25-2013, 08:16 AM | #273 |
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you're pathetic. Lets see some pics of you BIG talker. Lets see how worthy you are. My money is on NOT VERY.
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05-25-2013, 08:17 AM | #274 |
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That's the best complement EVER!
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05-25-2013, 08:18 AM | #275 |
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Bingo!
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05-25-2013, 08:23 AM | #276 |
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For people who say you've never been with fat chicks, you sure do know a lot about what having sex with one would be like.
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05-25-2013, 08:25 AM | #277 |
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05-25-2013, 08:26 AM | #278 | |
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This!!! What a dumbass. Why this waste of skin is still allowed to post here boggles the mind.
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05-25-2013, 08:39 AM | #279 |
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05-25-2013, 08:42 AM | #280 |
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05-25-2013, 09:06 AM | #281 |
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Was at a party several years back and was piss drunk. I was sitting down, leaning against a wall having another drink when this fat broad squats down in front of me and says the magic words... "I want to suck your cock." I was so drunk that I crawled to the bathroom with her trailing behind me. I sat on the toilet and she went to town. She treated my dick like it was her last meal. About 10 minutes later my buddies started pounding on the door so I told them I was taking a shit. They didn't believe me and began to heckle me for what they assumed was me ****ing this fatty. I was so humiliated that I stopped her and left the bathroom. I promised everyone that I was just getting head but they didn't believe me. Shortly after she asked me if I wanted her to finish me off in her car but I was too embarrassed to allow it.
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05-25-2013, 09:15 AM | #283 | |
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05-25-2013, 09:19 AM | #284 |
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05-25-2013, 09:21 AM | #285 |
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