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Mr_Tomahawk · 07-22-2013, 09:11 AM

Adam Schefter‏@AdamSchefter1m
Broncos LB Von Miller is facing 4-game suspension for violating NFL policy, per ESPN sources. Case currently in appeals process.

CHEATER

Pasta Little Brioni · 07-23-2013, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

With the amount of saliva KnowMo leaves around this place, I have a hard time remembering who on your team is Hall of Fame bound or just a perennial Pro Bowler.

We are talking about the same guys that thought Jamaal Williams, Justin Bannan, and Jarvis Green were the best 3-4 defensive line of All-Time.

Consistent1 · 07-23-2013, 12:05 PM

It sucks to see a potential legend get into this mess, Chiefs fan or not. He did post up a bunch of dumb pictures of piles of cash and shit like that. I don't know what to think of some of these guys getting into trouble at times.

Ugly Duck · 07-23-2013, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef

We won the division once in the 12 years after Elway retired. That's the same as the Seahawks. The Raiders won it 3 times, the Chargers 5 times, and the Chiefs twice.

So... what you're saying is...... the Donks have been the worst team in the Division since Horseface went to pasture?

**The Bad Guy** · 07-23-2013, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania

I remember similar comments back after the '98 season... something how Denver would be in the cellar for a decade or more as the other teams in the division would take ownership.

Every team has issues ... Denver's rolling with a few right now, whatever happens will happen. We'll see how it goes.

Did I miss something where the Broncos were a successful franchise in the 2000s?

The absolute only reason Denver is a contender is Manning.

MagicHef · 07-23-2013, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Yeah, I actually watched that happen live. As my next post stated, though, I wasn't quite sure which one of your LBs you were pimping. I was leaning toward Woodyard but thought it might have been Mays.

I talked about Mays some last off season, but I've never seen him as anything more than a 2 down run stopper.

On the other hand, I do have a deep and abiding love for Mr. Woodyard.

GordonGekko · 07-23-2013, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Duck

So... what you're saying is...... the Donks have been the worst team in the Division since Horseface went to pasture?

The only STAT BREAKDOWN OF THE AFC WEST that matters, since 1998:

Superbowls Won

Chargers 0
Chiefs 0
Donkeys 0
reeruns 0

The scientific term for this division in this time frame is reerunus Crapshitsky Divisionidiotus...

FlaChief58 · 07-23-2013, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by GordonGekko

The only STAT BREAKDOWN OF THE AFC WEST that matters, since 1998:

Superbowls

Chargers 0
Chiefs 0
Donkeys 0
reeruns 0

I hate you.....

MagicHef · 07-23-2013, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Duck

So... what you're saying is...... the Donks have been the worst team in the Division since Horseface went to pasture?

Not counting 2011 or 2012, and only in terms of winning the division, sure. In terms of making the playoffs, KC, Oakland and Denver are all tied at 3 berths. Including the last 2 seasons as well, we're tied with SD at 5 since Elway retired.

Also, we've only finished last twice. Oakland and SD have finished last 4 times, and KC has finished last 5 times since then.

So no, KC has a slight lead over Oakland for the worst AFCW team since Elway retired.

vailpass · 07-23-2013, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Flachief58

Yeah, 1-3 is a real possibility for their first 4 games

Depends on the offense. If they can put up numbers and keep the D off the field they have a chance. No question not having Von is a killer blow, Del Rio's whole scheme is built around that position.

Mile High Mania · 07-23-2013, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef

Uh, we won the division once in the 12 years after Elway retired. That's the same as the Seahawks. The Raiders won it 3 times, the Chargers 5 times, and the Chiefs twice.

Whoever said that may have had a point.

It really depends on how you measure the success of a team. None of them won a SB title, so they all failed there. I brought up the comments about what life would be like after Elway to point out that the rest of the division didn't light the world on fire and Denver didn't suck for a decade.

Since 1999...

# of seasons with more than 10 wins
Broncos = 5
Chargers = 4
Chiefs = 3
Raiders = 3

# of winning seasons - GREATER than .500
Broncos = 7
Chargers = 6
Chiefs = 5
Raiders = 3

# of playoff appearances
Broncos = 6
Chargers = 5
Chiefs = 3
Raiders = 3

Playoff Record
Raiders = 4-3 (2 AFC Title games, 1 AFC Title win, 1 SB loss)
Chargers = 3-5 (1 AFC Title game, a loss)
Broncos = 2-6 (1 AFC Title game, a loss)
Chiefs = 0-3

So, again... if the wheels hadn't flown off the Raiders after the 2002 season (they haven't been better than 8-8 since), they could lay claim to being the most dominant team.

The rest of the division didn't exactly jump up and leave the Broncos in the dust after #7 retired. That was my only point. The AFCW has really been fairly pedestrian for the last decade... that's very unfortunate and hasn't been a lot of fun to watch, compared to the 80s/90s.

The Raiders haven't been a factor for a decade now, double that for the Chiefs. Bring on 2013!

**RealSNR** · 07-23-2013, 12:56 PM

Go kill yourself, Knowmo. You don't deserve to be alive, you bet-welching ****tard

vailpass · 07-23-2013, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Go kill yourself, Knowmo. You don't deserve to be alive, you bet-welching ****tard

Don't hold back, express your feelings

Give the kid a break, at least he's consistent and talks football.

MagicHef · 07-23-2013, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Go kill yourself, Knowmo. You don't deserve to be alive, you bet-welching ****tard

I'd like to make another bet with you. I enjoyed our last one.

GordonGekko · 07-23-2013, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Go kill yourself, Knowmo. You don't deserve to be alive, you bet-welching ****tard

Lol come on. How do you not like Knowmo? He is great to have around for laughs, the dude is so unintentionally funny it is great. He is like the Borat of the board.

**RealSNR** · 07-23-2013, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

Don't hold back, express your feelings

Give the kid a break, at least he's consistent and talks football.

Aren't you one of those guys who gives Clay huge shit for "welching" on a bet so many years ago, when he wasn't really welching at all?

THIS, my friend, is a welch. A huge fat ****ing singing welch.

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